Symphogear General /sgg/

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Soaking wet dykes.

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Tsubasa loves pussy

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>>15119022
Don't mind me, just appreciating tracksuit Zenbus

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>>15119038
Z E N B U

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>>15119038

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>>15119044
Z E N B U

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WAN WAN

>>15119084
I just wanted to post some fresh Zenbu art

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Bullying flatties is so much fun

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>>15119087
I can respect that.

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>>15119093

as it bullying fatties

>Fat and Flat. They're idols. And cops.

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>>15119084
B U L L Y

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>>15119101
Maria makes bullying way too easy

>>15119102
I want to know the secrets of that melon!

>>15119102
>3 girls
>3 melons
I don't see the problem.

>>15119102
>... Hey, Kiri-chan, could you please close your parka? Why did you even bring that to the beach anyway...
>Oh, this? It's a little embarrassing, but I can't close my parka anymore. If I do, my chest feels too tight.
>... I am telling Maria you wasted most of the money on snacks
>... So am I
>DESS?!

HAJIMARU UTA

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Flatmates.

>>15119206

hajimaru kodō

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>>15119101

COPS styled episode for the gears in S4 please

I would pay lots

>>15119033
Oh, right, so that makes:
>Hibiki: 3
>Tsubasa: 3
>Chris: 3 going to 4
>Maria: 0
>Shirabe: 0
>Kirika: 0
F.I.S. deserve better

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>>15119298

I want a Shirabe nendo

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>>15119315
I want a Shirabe everything!

Kirika too, because they're not complete without eachother.

>>15119298
I want a Maria sexbot.

>>15119332
Ver please
Just use Carol's castle to clone a Maria

>>15119337
But that Maria was just a murderbot. I want to rest my head on her HUGE thighs.

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>>15119332
> Wanting a sex robot
> Not an genuine flesh and blood synthetic

Get with the times man.

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Did somebody call for a sex robot?

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Evil fertile.

>>15119329

>buy special edition DMJii combo pack
>paid out the ass for express shipping
>unpack them
>all they do is eat, sleep, run around my backyard, yell "DESS" and "Jii" and fuck each other

Worst purchase ever.

>>15119588

you should see what happened when you get them wet or feed them past midnight

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>>15119561
Fluffy fertile

>>15119588
Better than the Kanade I bought, damn thing crumbled right out of the package.

>>15119592
But they already get each other wet every night.

>>15119588
>>15119595
> Buy a Serena
> Asshole postal workers must have carelessly mishandled it, because it's been crushed flat.

>>15119615
>>15119595
>>15119588
>Buy Maria
>The shipping costs are higher than the rest on account of the weight

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>>15119620
>>15119615
>>15119595
>>15119588
Zenbu is pretty good.
Once your house becomes her place to call home and you get her to calm down she is so well behaved. Gets the place clean and everything.
Even when she isn't calm, her ragefluffing is the cutest thing ever. And her expression when she gets her anpan and her malk is capable of melting the iciest of hearts.
Be careful if she decides to sing one of her fluffy songs, though. It's been known to cause cuteness-induced heart attacks.

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>>15119659
The cuteness and fluffiness are worth the risks

>>15119659
>>15119664
Mine had to pass though Val Verde on it's way to me and I swear the customs officials took it out of the packaging, I can only imagine what they did to it.

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>>15119679


NOT! COOL!

>>15119678
These 2 will decide your fate in the afterlife.
Make your case to them. You need the approval of both.

>>15119749
I like rice and people deserve their privacy!

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>>15119768
>"Tsk, tsk, tsk, anon. Chris-chan only says that kind of thing because she is shy! She would feel the most lonely if we weren't around!"
>"That doesn't mean you invade my house at every damn turn!"
Hibiki sympathized with your rice-love and Chris liked your privacy pitch, but Bikki wasn't fully convinced by it and deep down Chris agrees with her, so you pass, but you don't get full marks.

>>15119679
Gay

>>15119749
I would extend my hands to both of them.

>>15119749
I whip out my dick.

>>15119946
>"GO TO HELL!"
You failed.

>>15119872
>"Sure, anon! If we hold hands and try to talk things out, we can find a way!"
>"Did you catch what the idiot has?! ... But I guess this isn't half bad"
Hibiki liked your hands-on approach and convinced Chris to accept you too! You pass with full marks!
The answer in Symphogear is always handholding

>>15119749
Group hug!

>>15119968
Joke's on her, I was only looking to impress Bikki.

>>15119994

You've failed.

>>15119994
>Joke's on her, I was only looking to impress Bikki.

"Sorry but Miku's is bigger"

>>15120003
>Sorry mine's bigger
Fixed that for you.

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>>15119984
>" Wah, anon! What is with you all of a sudden?!"
>"What are you doing!?"
Hibiki is surprised at first and Chris hits you for a bit, but eventually both of them conclude you are a good person! Being forceful docked you a few points but you still passed!
There is no point in proceeding with the 2 because they are such good girls, unless you act like a jackass you can't fail
Thus, their shift is over and now you must make your cases to the Koalas. Once again, you need the approval of a majority. In the case of a tie, Finé, Carol and Ver will judge your case

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>>15120016
>Thus, their shift is over and now you must make your cases to the Koalas. Once again, you need the approval of a majority.

so posting like a Jojo should automatically get you Lieur's approval?

>>15120016
I will make you all a series of powerful explosive devices.

>>15120024
Since the rest are so much harder to convince, I guess I can throw the bone.
Yes. Posing and throwing in a Jojo reference/quote automatically gets you Leiur's favor.
Same thing with Schwarzenegger one-liners and Ver

>>15120025
Micha loves your pitch because it gives her more of a pretext to destroy things. She passes you with full marks
Leiur likes your pitch because explosives are really flashy, but dislikes the distinct lack of Jojo in it. Nonetheless, she decided to pass you(barely)
Explosions are noisy, which Phara isn't too keen on, and your pitch lacked any swords for her to break whatsoever. You get a fail.
Garie saw your obvious attempt to pander to their sadistic side and to Micha's penchant for destruction and failed you with 0 marks.
You have a tie, make your case to Finé, Ver and Carol

>>15120046
I will make you all a series of powerful aphrodisiacs.

>>15120016
This is a hard one, glad I got in on the easy shift.

I strike a cool pose say some chuuni shit about being the incarnation of a bullet or something and dash towards Micha to give her a kissu.

>>15120053
Finé likes your straightfowardness. She fails you, because there is absolutely no aphrodisiac you could make that would impress her or god
Carol has a rage attack and starts screaming at you insesantly. Se obviously passes you, due to being perpetually in puberty and being really curious about it. She tries to pretend she got confused and picked the wrong option even though it is a numerical grading system.
Ver is torn. While your proposal does have 愛, it lacks heroism or the governator. You can try to ellaborate on your pitch while he is still thinking of a grade for you

>>15120067
It's made of nitroglycerin and explodes.

>>15120063
Not even trying to appeal to Garie, huh?
Smart choice.
Leiur thinks you are kind of half-assing your pose, but at the same time thinks your straightfowardness in trying to kiss Micha is flashy. She is torn as to what grade she should give you.
Phara loved your Chuuni bullshit and wants to read later what kind of cenario you made and what being the "incarnation of a bullet" actually entails. She passes you with full marks
Micha tells you she can't get vital energy from humans from kissing, differently from her sisters. Remember, she is an innocent child and doesn't see the act as anything other than feeding. She fails you with 0 points because your proposal is useless to her.
Garie gets grumpy about how you didn't bend yourself backwards to please her and says you are no fun. She fails you with 0 points
Same as the other anon, you can try to sway Leiur by elaborating on your pitch.

>>15120073
Ver starts laughing maniacally and asks you what is the name of your product. He seems to have pretty much already made his mind.

>>15120086
The entire pitch was geared to be as brilliant and flashy, from being a bullet, which speaks its own violent language that all know, to plunging straight into the most dangerous autoscroller. Also I was a bit disappointed that Micha wasn't ignited by the daring of the act.

>>15120108
Phara is swooning over you and your language,
Micha doesn't get a word of what you are saying
Leiur was convinced by your flashy spirit, she gives you the pass, with near full marks.
Now appeal to Finé, Carol and Ver

>>15120091
Panty Exploder 3000.

>>15120113
Your name is both unheroic and mostly lacking in Schwarzenegger Now if you had replaced "Exploder" with terminator.... Ver begrudgingly fails you.
He does qualify you for a possible revival round later being judged by the flatmates because he likes your spirit

>>15120112
Declare that I shall establish myself as the hero of man by overturning the Curse of Babble by destroying the moon. Thus unlocking knowledge never meant for human minds and revealing greater truths than can be endured by mortal minds. The plan itself consists of fusing myself with a Nephilim fragment and then shotting myself to the moon where I will transcend all bounds by absorbing the ancient relic and transforming it into the greatest weapon.

>>15120133
Ver adores your pitch and wishes he had thought of it first. He passes you with full marks
Finé thought you were pandering to her too obviously and wonders if you really have any intention of actually destroying the moon. The paralleles to the bullshit she did was also too obvious. She fails you.
Carol didn't see anything about alchemy, burnt steaks or appealing to her eternally angsty tweenage mind. She is trying to fail you, but Ver is attacking her and doing his best to save you.

>>15120148
If the Moon is me, it would have been converted from an Alien prison into a glorious warship, not only freeing people from its psychic curse that itself was the ill alchemy was created to solve, but also capable of traversing the stars and reaching the Custodians.

>>15120167
This is the true aim of my bullet.

>>15120175
Phara does a fangirl scream and faints, Leiur gives you a thumbs up with passionate tears coming out of her eyes despite her lacking tear ducts, Garie scoffs at you and Micha still can't really understand what you are on about.
>>15120167
Carol doesn't really give a damn about what alchemy was created to solve or anything else really, she was really single-minded in her pursuit of vengeance.
Her heart fluttered a bit after the Chuuni line you threw at the end, but that only made her overreact harder.
She stabs Ver and throws him into the abyss. She still fails you. Good thing you passed on the easy round, huh?
Now, thanks to anon, if there is a tie you need to get a pass from BOTH Carol and Finé as Ver is out of comission. Same as with Hibiki and Chris.
It was pretty fun doing these, but I need to get to sleep, I have a plane to catch tomorrow.
Good night, /sgg/!

>>15120190
Darn, I was hoping that Fine might have seen the sensarity in my action, as well I'd hoped that Carol would have realized that removing Earth's Moon would have devastated the world due to tidal shifts and the minds of men would likely be smashed by true language and possible aliens. It was fun, I hope your flight goes well I have an interview in the morning.

>>15120226
So I should be heading to sleep soon to.

>>15120226
Best of luck with your interview. If I had gotten to the flatmates round, I had a pretty funny idea.
You had to make your case for it while basing it around a keyword, and the keywords would all be things like pancakes, chopboards, ironing boards and things like that.

Well, I should actually get to sleep now. Later.

>>15120244
Good night.

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reminder that Tsubasa has killer legs and you should all stop being obsessed with tits and ass and appreciate other parts of a woman's body.

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>>15120582
But I love Chris' legs

>>15120582
She has decent tits and ass too, depending on the whim of the animator.

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>>15120584

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Goodnight /sgg/, I hope you have soft and cozy dreams

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SYMPHOGEAR DUB WHEN?

>>15120646

I hope they get Carly Rae Jepsen to do Hibiki

>>15120646
Never

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>>15120611

>>15120582
Tsubasa's legs there look like a stretched piece of taffy.

WALKURE GA TOMARANAI

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>>15121166
But every Chris is short! She is a compact package of cuteness and ragefluff!

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>>15120582
never

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>>15120582
Except Maria has Tsubasa legs, but they're also as thick as basketballs.

>>15121607
Actually looking at that I'm a little disappointed that the DMJii don't have a magnet theme.

>>15121647
Maria has Zenbus, a nice Charmpoint and Legs for Days.

>>15121880
Would you trust them with magnets?

>>15121892
Would you trust them with gears that are sharp objects?

>>15121906
I have a pretty good idea of what can go wrong if I give them sharp objects and I'd prefer that over magnets because god only knows what they'll manage to screw up with those.

>magnet power dess!
>planes crashing all around
etc

I wouldn't trust them with a gear that is a sharp object that can obliterate someone's soul but I don't get to make that decision.

>Kirika could've X-drived and made GX way shorter

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>>15121934
Is Kirika's zesshou the strongest? The others can't destroy souls.

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>>15122071
>the girl with the soul reaver is the same girl who you wouldn't trust with safety scissors

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>>15122316
> Become my Soul Reaver, my angel of Dess.

>>15122440
Mistakes may have been made.

Are there any good symphogear fighting games yet? Like, int eh style of the senran kagura/dynasty warriors games?

>>15121934
>The DMJii crash Mom's party chopper because of magnetic interference.

>>15122619
Just be thankful we're getting XD, and that's just a mobile game that hasn't even been released in japan yet.

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>Implying they aren't already magnetized

>>15122670
Yeah, but their gears aren't and it would suit them way more than 'soul destruction'.

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>>15122720

yeah but that doesn't mean they can't get really lewd with their cables and wheels

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>>15122735
You know I bet Kirika wishes she let herself get caught in Shirabe's chains.

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Its strange, but I don't know if I wished that the gears did more or less conceptual shenanigans. I mean on the one hand, the soul cutting and lesbian lasers were really cool, but they were also really out of place. I mean I might not feel so bad if the all piercing spear actually pierced anything ever and every relic can regenerate making the Nehusthan nothing special.

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Captcha: fosdyke dodds

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copters

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sgg are you still alive?

>>15123090
Maria comes preinstalled with airbags! But they're filled with milk, instead.
She was recalled for production error.

>>15123285
Constantly having a general up after the show's done means we're kinda discussed out.

Wait, what's the phrase? Discussed to death?

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>>15123285

Im here. I don't know why we've gotten so slow. We really need S4/5 info. I had to make the last like 5 thread myself

>>15123285
No, we're dead. You're in the afterlife.

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Tsubasa has the best attacks

>>15123298
But that's just her undulating.
"Infinite Crime" is the best name.

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>>15123300

It's a giant wheel of fire and sword. That's the best.

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>>15123298
>>15123300
When she tries she's pretty cool.

>>15123308
But all she did was ride a motorcycle.

>>15123306
That's not a sword. Those are wings.

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>>15123285
I was killed by the cuteness of this fluffy Zenbu, I'm posting from the afterlife now

>>15123290
>Constantly having a general up after the show's done means we're kinda discussed out.

we have mobage and S4 and S5 to talk about

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>>15123313

FIRE wings

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>>15123317
I think that is the fluffiest Chris I have ever seen.

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So new Zelda.

>>15123320
Who photoshoped Chris' daughter to be white?

>>15123321
Looks cool, shame I'll never play it.

Unless it gets emulated.

>>15123325
WiiU emulator's working, but no sound. If it's as good as it looks, I'd buy it, even if you emulate it.

>>15123321
I hope it's good.

>>15123321

oh look nintendo is pushing the same flagship series it always has what a shocking surprizzzzzzzzzzzzz

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>>15123324
I have no idea what kind of MONSTER would do such a thing but, luckily I have the unaltered version here.

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>>15123329
I have a mighty need.

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>>15123339
>tfw I had the trailer music on loop for a solid 20 hours
>it invades my dreams
I need it so bad

>>15123339
How exactly is he pulling off the hangtime after he puts away the glider/parachute thing?

I didn't particularly like Wind Waker. Twilight Princess was much better.

>>15123343
When you use the bow in the air, you get only shot for bullet time. It compensates for the player's lack of experience that Link would have.

>>15123348
So like that one gimmick in Bethesda's Fallout games?

>>15123352
VATS? Not really. VATS relied on action points from your agility skill. And how they work and are explained in the lore are different from 1 & 2 to 3 & 4.

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>>15123347

I don't like Zelda much in general

>>15123319
Wings of fire?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L3Czosinbs

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>>15123422

Tsubasa ni

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backs

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If Tsubasa had big boobs they would slap her in the face

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Goodnight /sgg/, I hope you have soft dreams

Hibiki's a massive slut! It's why Fine wanted her over Chris!

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>>15123290
Discussed to dess

>>15124443
>inb4 Kirika gets a belly button piercing and disappoints Maria

Okay, let's try that again.

>>15124420
>Fine and Hibiki will never dominate Chris together.

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>>15124455
>Dick

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>>15124553
That looks like a latex glove on a feminine hand. It's Miku Dikku!

>>15124557
Could be Phara, she wore black gloves
And that other thing by the artist had Hibiki getting boned by Garie

>>15124563
There's also Shirabe being boned by Micha as well.

>>15124455
>>15124595
Are these from a set or something?

>>15124599
>You are not actually a fan of Symphogear

Neither are you! All you seem to fucking do is whinge about art that offends your sensitivities, you spineless little milquetoast. When did you give a shit about the show?

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He's right, Bikki is not for lewding!

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>>15124607
It's probably from this doujin.

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Absolutely do NOT post stuff like this!

>>15124621

>No, it has nothing to do with offense.

It certainly riles your rump without question, given how your existence revolves around telling people they're wrong and sick for liking one form of crude, explicit art, but hey, when Miku shoves a dildo up Hibiki's ass that's perfectly fine because the pairing is 'canon' when the artists couldn't give any less of a shit.

Nothing is being 'shit on', nothing is being 'degraded' because there is nothing to degrade. It's a fucking cartoon, get your life in order.

>>15124655
>brake the rules
What, are they going too fast for you? :^)

>>15124643

Man, you're so blind in your stupid zeal that you actually think I'm a regular poster here.

Heads up, shit-for-brains, that post and 15124613 are the only posts I've made in this thread.

>>15124705
Literally everyone that disagrees with or even ignores him is one boogeyman tripfag from /a/. Despite there being over 30 other people in the thread.

And somehow WE'RE the autists.

>>15124714
>you are so fucking psychotic

I'd mention pots and kettles, but I'm sure you'd call that impure as well.

>>15124721
Shhhhhh. It's only 'degenerate' when other people do it, like how he never explains how his crack pairings aren't degrading despite them not being in an actual relationship in the media either.

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Fresh Unyon.

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Is it always this angry in these Generals? I thought we were here to post gears and talk about the show...

>>15124787
It's just one retard that's been shitting up threads for every single gay magical girl show on /a/, /m/, and I assume /u/ for three years running. Report and ignore him, mods do their job eventually.

I wish I knew the secret to consistent ban evasion.

>>15124828
Waste your money on VPNs.

lol this fag sat through watching a fat retard fuck a blow up doll just to post his normal stupid shit on kiwi farms in the thread about him

>>15124807
I'm honestly not as upset by him as much as the people who won't stop responding to him.

>>15124819
>Save for the fact they are, you fucking shit eating mouth breather.
The only thing the show itself confirmed was that Hibiki and Miku are very good friends. Sure there's loads of things to imply they are, but there is nothing that confirms their relationship is actually romantic.

>Sleeping together the FIS girls do that platonically
>Going on dates Hibiki does that with Tsubasa
>Bathing together Miku does that with Chris

>>15124855
>just shitpost about crack shitposts that don't even exist

fix'd

>>15124855
did you enjoy watching the retard fuck the blow up doll
did you see what we said about you when you left
did you think your discussion with the mod was secret

>>15124625
>tfw never ever
I want to see Hibiki become a mom to noise!

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i don't want to read this thread so someone tell me what's going on
heres some gears in advance payment

>>15124855
>You're wrong about literally everything you said
How?

>>15124870
it doesn't matter if you log in you won't see everything we say about you
if you post a lot there you might get to see hahaha

>>15124871
Those cookies are adorable.

But what's going on is we've got a troll who is good at provoking responses.

>>15124871
First things first:
>Hibikicookies
>Not going for Hibicookies
Second: The crack is back, you aren't missing anything. It's the same thing that always happens whenever he shows up and people respond to him. You are not missing anything.

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>>15124878
i'll correct my portmanteau filenames asap senpai

>>15124864
>Hibiki will never treat her hybrid noise abominations as her actual children, we will never see her mindbroken heart shatter as Chris saves her.

>>15124886
You get on that.

>>15124879
>Addressed EVERYTHING that you refused to answer because and I might bother explaining it.
Get some bullet points and I might know what your on about. But there is no hard evidance that Miku and Hibiki are in a romantic relationship.

>>15124904
>I might know what your on about
that way lies madness

>>15124907
Probably, I know insanity is overrated and all but I am curious.

>>15124913
>Even the creators of the show refer to Miku and Hibiki's wife.
The creators of the show refer to their characters in lots of interesting ways, but as Hibiki isn't ACTUALLY married to Miku in the show that's not proof.

>>15124914
there's the start of some more dedicated effort about investigating his retardation over at https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ack-anti-crack-kun-crackfag.26824/

I think they've found a lot about barneyfag and that guy who spazzes over goodra. I wonder what will be found out about this guy?

>>15124930
Wait I just noticed, that's Tomosato in the middle, somewhat obscured by Tsubasa's arm

>>15124930
Dammit, Tsubasa!
You are obstructing my view of Chris.
Also:
>Geahs doing the Bon Odori never

>>15124929
>NOW ADDRESS EVERYTHING.
>See, I typed it in all caps so you can't pretend you didn't see it.
I don't know what you're referring to by saying everything. And setting it caps doesn't clarify what your talking about.

>Not really. You're just grasping at anything you can.
Nope have you seen some of the new voltron interviews?

>>15124932
And DMJii got shafted completely.
GO TOMATO!

>>15124889
>wanting her to get saved
Hah, no. She'll be a queen and broodmother to the Noise in a little pocket dimension that's comfy to live in, but keeps Hibiki from not thinking about her position.

>>15124934
At least we can see some Zenbutt

>>15124944
>Everything only has one definition.
List your points out one at a time, it shouldn't be too hard to even copy pasta them.

Also Death of the Author.

>>15124967
The porn is kept under spoiler tags, and the stuff that isn't doesn't show any naughty bits. That's why its not being deleted.

>>15124956
I think there doing an alright job with all the shit they have to deal with.

>>15124625
Does the artist have a spot on pixiv or anything?

>>15124984
All of Crack-kun's posts are off topic and not all of the responses were, also I don't know why the posts that were just in response to you weren't deleted as well, but they also are no where near as toxic as your posts.

>>15124984
And yet you violate 6, 8, 9, and 10 every time you show up in this thread.

>>15124994
he violates his therapist's instructions too lol

>>15124996
If he ever had one he probably fired them under suspicion of being Akemi after 2-3 sessions.

>>15125006
Was that your everything?

>>15125014
>My posts are high quality as they always provide information and sources.
>go ">I'm autistic and can't read, please baby me" when someone asks you point-blank for information

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>>15125022
Whatever, if you can't be assed to make your points I will not be assed to find them for you in your ranting.

>>15125040

Well, you generally only tend to say one thing phrased differently, and that is 'crack is degrading, don't desecrate my waifus', which really seems as though it's something entirely subjective.

You're doing a superb job of making it look like you have a strong case of vanity, by the way.

>>15125040
Do you think your will mom take away your internet privilages when she finds out what you're up to?

>>15125038
>>15125040
Wow you're retarded.

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>>15125040
Maybe they have points but they lack organization and are so filled with anger also the image was far more on topic than anything, but your unsourced claim that the creators refer to Miku as Hibiki's wife.

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>Genjuro will never carry any of the gears in the next seasons.

>>15125063
Wrong, wrong, and wrong again. Into the /trash/ you go.

>>15125066
I want to carry Chris!

>>15125063
>Where do you make the connections in this?

Well, you devote your existence to defending the fictional 'purity' of fictional female characters to the point of obsession.

That's where it comes from.

>>15124940
I appreciate your esoteric memeposting.

>>15125071

Yeah, I'm sure the same person who made both of these >>15125053 >>15125054 replied to themselves when they were one second apart, you fucking spaz.

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>>15125074

>>15125084
We can go see an action movie too if you want

>>15125072
>>>/leddit/

>>15125071
You're too retarded to warrant an explanation, considering you keep confusing multiple posters and their many individual conversations for one individual saying multiple things.

>>15125094
You are literally THE last person on this entire board who has any right to feel any irony over your incessant shitposting.

Fuck it someone wake me up when crackautist is banned again.

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>>15125059
>filename
I'm not going to stand for that kind of abuse, you hear?

>>15125091

Oh my fucking lord, stop your bitching, you massive infant,

I'd address your stupid post if you endeavored to make some kind of point, and you didn't. I see the same shit out of you, 'hurr durr tumblrshitters please stop taking a crap on the honor of my fictional pure waifus' and that happens every time you open your fucking mouth while rambling about 'points' and desperately thumbing through a thesaurus to phrase the same shit differently.

You are human scum, and I advise that you end yourself.

>you shit up the fandom

Excessively vain -and- and excessively judgmental. What a wonderful combination. I watched half of the first season of this crap and I couldn't care for it, I'm drawn to this by that your existence is an eyesore.

>newshit

Been here eight years, asshat. You're the newest addition to a long line of self-absorbed retards.

>>15125091
>people
You mean person

Also nice garbage post, none of it actually addresses the fact you're a shitposting retard with an over inflated sense of self worth who needs to go back to their containment reddit.

>>15125071
no, really. What's your plan when your mom finds out.

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i don't understand all this rageposting

>>15125103
It took Carol chasing Elf9 out with a killer doll to get her to not take abuse.

>>15125105
>>15125115
Leiur a cute

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>that feeling when the badguys are more interesting than the heroes

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>>15125122
Too bad that didn't happen in GX.

>>15125122
>Carol
>Interesting
Let's not get ahead of ourselves here anon

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>>15125130
god i want to impregnate her breasts

>>15125112
No one's pretending anything dumbshit, except for you with your low quality shitposting masquerading as a pseudointellectual debating the merits of sluts scissoring over... sluts scissoring.

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obari mode engaged.

>>15125141
You'd better come up with a plan. She's gonna find out soon.

>>15125141

>all by the exact same person

>When three of them are within thirty seconds of each other

What's it's like, being so fucking dense you can't use your eyes properly?

Do you have that much of a victim complex, you sad little fucker?

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>>15125138
She does have a nice rack.

>>15125141
>You calling someone a shitposter doesn't mean they are. You have no argument to address.

And once again you prove yourself to be nothing more than a lazy shitposter. Here's your (you), you filthy slut.

>>15125148
>This is also something you always do.

And why should I believe you considering that EVERY SINGLE shitpost you make uses the exact same line of flawed reasoning. And not only is it the same line of flawed reasoning, it's repeated endlessly after you get corrected about. Your word means nothing. It's not proof of anything. You saying you would not lie about what posts are yours doesn't mean you aren't lying.

Wow it's as if everything you accuse everyone else of can also be leveled against you! Really makes you think, doesn't it?

>>15125162
Stop talking about yourself and get necked already.

>>15125167
>No, you repeating it and saying it back to mean doesn't actually mean it applies correctly

Actually it does. Too bad you're too busy bringing up irrelevant points and hiding behind the convenient excuse that there's only one person opposing you as though their lack of interest in addressing points they never made is grounds for dismissing the points that actually prove you wrong.

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>Thinks the XD site background looks cool, those colors and stuff with the geahs put together
>Spends some time trying to get that image
>Realize the background is actually just the XD geahs illustrations stitched together over a snazzy colorful background
>I would have realized this sooner if I'd just goddamn scrolled the page and realized the colorful part of the background moves independent from the image
That's what I get for doing stuff after I just woke up

>>15125169
>gets out maneuvered with far fewer words
>NUH UH YOU'RE JUST MAD, I WIN

Try again.
Or better yet, don't. Maybe consider finishing grade school before holding a conversation with people above your intelligence range.

>>15125174
>Kanade is now the only one with black boots
I hope black is the "team" color next season.

without the autistic walls of copypasta text screaming about mods it's hard to tell which one is him

>>15125178
I think the gears are just going to keep getting lighter
At this rate by S5 they'll basically just be microbikinis

>>15125182
Which is the objective of the "professional" shitposter: to ruin the experience for everyone else and turn the whole thread into people insulting each other endlessly.

>>15125184
No, the outfits will keep showing more skin, but that's independent of how much white there is.
So by season 5, I would like Maria to be wearing a blue, pink, and BLACK microbikini.

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>>15125116
How about we just bully both of them? That seems pretty fair.

>>15125188
>blown the fuck out this hard

Just another butthurt shitposter.

>>15125200
>dropping trou on a thread is not against the rules

Sugoi monogatari aniki

>>15125219
Except that's wrong, as evidenced by those posts it's you who is the shit poster.

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>>15125198
Sure, Carol deserves it and I suspect Elf9 enjoys it.

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Not even Hibiki would be dumb enough to keep replying. Kirika would be though.

>>15125238
>A SoL season would probably have Elfnein as a squirrel in Maria's hair every episode

>>15125244
Seeing how fluffy her hair is, I don't mind being a squirrel.

>>15125250
So just the same as you.

>>15125244
Those who are ensnared by the Octocat can never escape
At least it's a comfy demise

>>15125255
>demise
*paradise

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>>15125184
>At this rate by S5 they'll basically just be microbikinis

make it so

>>15125255
Worth it.

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>>15125265
>tfw Maria wears shorts so shorts you can see her buttcheeks, especially when she walks
I need to impregnate her.

>>15125272
How does she fit in those?

>>15125279
Barely.

>>15125283
I bet that button can barely take the strain and is ready to pop off any moment.

>>15125289
Just jamming a 6-inch dick in her would be enough.

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What is Tsubasa trying to do here?

>>15125301
Embarass Chris in front of her parents.

>>15125272
>face
>>15125283
>The button busts off one day just nailing Tsubasa in the for head

>>15125301
Holding on for dear life as one side of the room suddenly sinks into the ground.

>>15125301
Do that thing from the start of GX?

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>>15125272
I want to impregnate Chris and raise a fluffy family with her!

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whatever happened to tanline bro, he still alive

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV92qhrsV78

>>15125420
Whatever happened to "Kort el Fes, as performed by a sneezing cat" bro?

I expect results by the end of this summer.

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>>15125420
He started giving Maria tanlines, then came until he died.

>>15125427

I am going to need more details

>>15125611
NEVER EVER

>>15125616
>tfw no doujins of Maria being fucked by little girls
>tfw no doujins of Hibiki being fucked by noise
I swear to god, if I had an artist I'd fucking make that Maria h-game.

>>15125748
>>TEN HOURS LATER AND THE PORN POST ARE STILL NOT DELETED

the images are deleted

>>15125260
Didn't Fine Give Hibiki a physical?

>>15125748
Nobody gives a shit about yuri, yuricancer. Get the fuck off our robot board.

>>15125810
>They weren't deleted when I made that post.

they (at least the images) were deleted when I came home to work, nearly 3 hours ago.

>>15125516
see >>13383203
>it's been over a year, and a couple million posts

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>>15125882
>Warbros is reduced to a tiny gagglefuck of players in an unrelated general that can't even remember to put the parking brake on when tucking a stolen warship into the crevice of an asteroid

>>15125916
Zamboni was right.

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I want to get fit with a geah!
which geah would you choose as your training partner?

I want to train everyday with hibiki personally

>>15125962
Genjuro

>>15125962
Maria. She's most likely about as /fit/ as Tsubasa considering she's an idol, too. But teasing her about sweat, exposed areas on her body, etc. and then taking a nap on her sweaty thighs under a tree would get me going.
But if you're going to get fit, Genjuro.

When's Mahv- Sympho mobage

>>15126002
When's Sympho musou game?

>>15126002
soon.

but we have FE mobage coming

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>>15125962
I want to exercise with Chris
Maybe we can join Genjuro on the weekends

>>15125962
>which geah would you choose as your training partner?

Miku.

Her /fit/ body is absolutely rockin'.

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>>15126070
I wish this guy would do more. Anyone know his pixiv/twitter?

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>>15126082
I'll post the other, too, since we're super dead.

>>15126082
@m_hisashi

His art's bretty gud.

To be quite frank Symphogear would be significantly improved if they cut the yuri entirely or even just to limited subtext and replaced it with fanservice like SRW-OG or OreTwi.

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>>15126190

>>15126194
Wait, so you want to take out "Do that at home" and just have the girls kissing while ignoring Chris?

>>15126194
>these girls being gay makes me REALLY INSECURE

>>15126213
Sugita would be a lot more rapey for one.

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Maria needs three pounds of dicks inside of her RIGHT NOW.

It just feels like shows with yuri undertones, intentional or not attract more cancer than "actual" yuri shows.