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What do you wish for, and how does the monkey's paw

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What do you wish for, and how does the monkey's paw fuck up your wish?
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>>15096560
Gaiking and Raijin-Oh to be uploaded on the net, but it has no seeds
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>>15096560
What happens if I specifically ask for the good thing plus the bad twist?
I want Ace Combat 7 to have a PC port, a horribly shoddy one.
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Gundam X to get a sequel.

>It's about the third Frost brother and the lead female is a Nina Purpleton clone
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A real life mecha to pilot to beat up an alien every week, but it's Boss Borot

>>15096571
It somehow ends up on Origin You can't really ask for the twist, dude, plus you can't get any worse by asking it to be intentionally bad.
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>>15096571
>I want Ace Combat 7 to have a PC port, a horribly shoddy one.
>every patch somehow fucks it up even more
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"I want another Gundam directed by Tomino!"
>result: G-Reco
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>>15096579
>but it's Boss Borot
So what's the downside?
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>>15096595
I'm not Boss.
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>>15096571
>>15096592
>the team working on the port still act high and mighty like there's no issues with it
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>>15096560
Gothicmade finally gets released on Blu-Ray.

It ends up being unplayable on every single media device ever made.
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I wish i've become an Imperial knight
>tfw its stil 2017
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>Bring Gundam games to the West besides Dynasty Warriors
>Get Crossfire followed by EX VS Force
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A girlfriend who enjoys mecha that is neither fat or crazy.

>She sends me into debt from excessive gunpla expenditures
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>>15096560
Legit English SRW releases.
>Entire series get removed in the localized version, due to license issues
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>>15096579
>it's Boss Borot
Wait, what--

>>15096599
>I'm not Boss.
Oh.
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I wish to be a Getter pilot
It makes me the Getter 3 pilot and changes my name to Musashi Tomoe.
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>>15096829
>English SRW releases
But the monkey's paw already granted that wish. Remember the animus of our comrades?
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бля
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>>15096560
I wish my boy friend would come home and enjoy some delicious pineapple salad with me.
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>>15097364

зaeлo, длинный мoзгляк?
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>Snapfit-Kun is banned
>Another shitposter appears.
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Gundam Breaker 3 NA release.

>It's an improbably poor translation that breaks the game in ridiculous ways.
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>>15097411
Your boyfriend is kaifun
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>Wish for my own gunsuit.
It's a model.
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>>15097436
But there's already a perfectly fine English version that constantly has threads up?
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>>15097444
>Oh hey a new model
Monkey's paw supposed to fuck up wishes, m8
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>>15097411

Monkey paw says you're gay.
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>>15097444
Shh!
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>>15096560
I wish for more IBO kits

>It gets greenlit for S3-4 and they let Okada shift the focus to teenage angst like SEED for ratings
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>>15096571

>I want Ace Combat 7 to have a PC port, a horribly shoddy one.
>The console version runs like complete shit as well.

Wish granted.

>>15097730

>I wish for more IBO kits.
>They're all P-Bandai

Wish granted.
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>>15096560
I wish for a handjob.
> Get one from the monkey's paw.
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>>15096560
>Ban that faggot snapfit
>No repercussions since noone can be more insufferable than him
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>>15097786
>Wish for mods
>Snapfit and the spic are the mods
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>>15096560
You see my wish would be that any negative effects of the monkey paw would not happen.

Either nothing would happen or the monkey paw would just implode into nothing.
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>>15097793
Wrong. Nothing happens, but the curse of the monkeys paw takes form in your regret for wasting the wish that could have been for anything.
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I want a MG Jegan, the only twist I can think of is P Bandai pricing or the kit being shit but both of those aren't very creative. >tfw died in the wool zeek and this is the only kit I want
Anything else /m/ I want would probably get me killed
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Kill Araragi
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>>15097799
Fine, then for my second one I want mecha to be real and me to be a pilot.

>inb4 grunt who dies to hero
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I wish for Ultraman English releases

It's Chaiyo releases
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>>15097824
Mecha becomes real and you become a failed television pilot about your own life
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>>15097825
Meant for >>15097811
This is what happens when you write posts while sleep deprived
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I wish I was Kouji Kabuto!
Kouji Kabuto dies in magma!
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>>15097870
You weren't specific about which Kouji Kabuto so you become a kabutomushi named Kouji who pilots the Bugzinkaiser. THEN you die in magma.
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getter robo go in srw

it ends up being the anime.
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>>15097878
I'm not sure if I'm more amazed or horrified by this build.
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>>15096560
I wish /m/ wasn't a shitty board.

>it gets deleted

still worth it
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More Brave shows and/or Project Z.

>all the mecha are CGI
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Crossbone adaptation in 2017
>> Fukuda's the director
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>>15098130

Fukuda would have everything redesigned, so it would actually be an improvement. Granted.
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I already wished for a second season of Gundam Build Fighters.
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>>15097444
It's a suit made out of guns or it's a suit that looks like a gun
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>>15096560
Wish for anime to be real

get stuck in a post gundam dystopia
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I wish for an /m/ show that caters to my fetishes
>nobody watches it so you can't discuss it without admitting you have those fetishes

>>15097884
It's like a real life Aura Battler
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For myself to be able to finish the rest of the Gundam series

Everything not by Tomino isn't as good
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All SRWs get released in America in some big game box
It costs way too much and all the properties that got bastardized in US releases have the Force Five/Robotech versions instead of the real version.
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I wish I loved every mecha made.
>Everybody shits on me for liking bad mecha shows.
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>>15098283
what fetishes?
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I wish I was a mecha pilot!
>I'm a Evangelion pilot.
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>>15096560
I wish to be able to transform into a grasshopper-themed superhero!
>Shin
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I want to be a Kamen Rider

>become Gills
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>>15096560
I wan't another gritty ground combat Gundam show like 08th MS Team but 2 full seasons.
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No more IBO

>Season 2
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>>15102980
My wish was granted
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>>15096560
I wish for an anime with mecha musume

>It has an annoying male protagonist

Wait it's already true
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>>15101801
See what I mean? I didn't even get my wish and you want me to reveal them.
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>>15096567
70's or daikyu maryu
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>>15104721
Most likely Discotek's release for 70s, since they haven't licensed the latter yet so far.
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