>Take a ship out of port >Immediately get lost on the other

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIGxMENwq1k

Janeway didn't get lost, she just ensured the tenure of her captaincy would last longer than expected.

>>15095587

> Janeway
> Driving/piloting the Voyager

>>15095587
Yes but which one of us got badtouched by Borg, Picard?

>>15095608
>implying they weren't doing it out of revenge for that time Kirk gave the cube hyper chlamydia.

>>15095636
Kirk's libido, truly the greatest biological weapon known to man.

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>>15095608
And which one actually has a show the fans don't shit on constantly Admiral?

>>15095587

>we got 7 seasons of this fucking shit

Fuck you Rick Berman

>>15095596

Holographic torpedoes, with the holographic emitter safeties off?

>>15095596
She'd get along well with Bright "set up a barrage!" Noa.

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"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."

>>15095596

They did restock at the beginning of Season 3 when they hung out with the Borg and picked up 37 of DD - I mean 7 of 9

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2FAST2FURIOUS

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Why the hell did Kate Mulgrew want to be Katherine Hepburn so badly and how the hell did they take such as great concept as Katherine Hepburn commanding a starship and turn it into shit?

Also when am I going to get my Lucille Ball wannabe as a starship captain?

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>>15095587

It was still better than DS9 (except for a few noteworthy characters).

Though I could just be salty about how much /m/ hyped up DS9.

>>15097058
>It was still better than DS9
Objectively wrong, contrarian.

>>15097058
Everyone hypes that show, not just /m/
But I cant even make it through season 1
No journey = not muh Trek imo

>>15095596
Is there a video compilation of all the times Worf recommends something and gets denied?

>>15095596
I absolutely loved how the Voyager simply carved a swath through the Delta Quadrant on its path home more often than take a pacifist role like they originally wanted to, the galaxy be damned. It was episodes like Seven of Nine's Tom and Jerry sketch with Captain Braxton across time and space that made me laugh at the absurdity that Voyager offered and enjoy the show as it was.

Harry Kim died when the ship duplicated and one exploded? We'll just replace him with the duplicate from the other ship.

Need to infiltrate Borg dreams? We'll just become drones, no prob. Doc can fix us up afterwards, it's fiiiine.

Aliens that don't understand our tech have rigged the entire ship with holoemitters? We'll just recruit an anachronistic holo-army and take the ship back.

Q wants to hold a trial for a renegade Q that wants to die? Just summon fucking anyone to the trial, who cares, we're here all day. Oh hi, Riker, how you doing?

It's like the show is a massive parody of Trek, and the more it tries to take itself seriously, the better the parody becomes. Even the "Mirror, Mirror" episode was largely just a regular Voyager episode, except the ship had more guns and everyone said hi by punching each other and spending time in the torture chamber. I used to unironically love it, then ironically, then unironically again. Voyager's great.

>>15097065
>No journey = not muh Trek imo

>Star Trek always takes place on the same ship with an alien of the week visiting, sometimes they beam down somewhere
>DS9 always takes place on the same space station with an alien of the week visiting, sometimes they get on a ship and beam down somewhere

It's essentially the same shit

>>15097065

What got me was the constant religion trash.

That and the laughably terrible space battles. So fucking bad.

>>15097090
This. The only difference is no two-second shots of the ship flying through space - which you eventually get anyway with the Defiant.

>>15097058
>>15097110
Why can't you keep your hate boner to yourself? No one was even talking about DS9.

>>15097070
Pretty sure it's the first thing that pops up when you search for "Worf denied".

>>15097120
The same reason people can gush over DS9 with little provocation? Who cares?

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What if Voyager was just the prison dream of Red from Orange is the New Black?

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>>15097482
Janeway really let herself go

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>>15097490
Picard and Archer are the only captains aging well.
Sisko isn't doing bad physically, but mentally he's off with the Prophets.

>>15097482
Other way around, they wiped Janeway's memory and sent her back in time to that women's prison as punishment for all her crimes.

>>15097805
Nah, that sounds pretty far-fetched. Janeway would never allow a temporal agent to defeat her, she's their natural predator.

>>15097788

Shatner doesn't look that bad all things considered.

>>15097970
His face is really puffy now. But before that he looked exactly the same for like 40 years.

>>15097971

He kind of cheated by wearing fake hair though.

>>15097788

Picard got all his aging done with early in life and then pretty much stayed like that from the 70s onward.

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>>15098090
Shatner always wore a rug, Stewart was always bald.

Like pottery.

>>15098093
Stewart also played older roles for much of his life, like Christopher Lloyd, so when they age closer to the range they play it's nowhere near as noticable.

>>15098093
Every time I watch Tapestry, I just mentally ignore the parts where Stewart isn't playing Picard and pretend that Q didn't change his appearance at all. It's much more amusing that way.

>>15097058
Get the fuck out

>>15097090
This, people who claim 'HURR it's a station no Trek to it' either haven't seen it, or are completely braindead.

They go plenty of places and yeah while there are station centric episodes, there were plenty of TNG, and TOS episodes mostly focused on the ship, which is like your point, the same shit as well.

I mean it being station focused does lead to a few differences but it leads to interesting moments, and doesn't lessen the trek aspect and doesn't really change it much until the War ramps up later on. (Which is where the show gets better and there' still plenty of away missioning)

>>15096608
That episode got my rock hard.

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>>15097482
waitwaitwait I figured it out
after too much spacetime bullshit Janeway loses her footing in reality as we know it
then she turns into Red
at some point around here she also turns into Nurse Ratched
then the wormhole aliens try to dabble in fixing linear causation like the Sisko taught them but they sorta miss and they make Winn Adami.

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>>15097083
>It's like the show is a massive parody of Trek, and the more it tries to take itself seriously, the better the parody becomes. Even the "Mirror, Mirror" episode was largely just a regular Voyager episode, except the ship had more guns and everyone said hi by punching each other and spending time in the torture chamber. I used to unironically love it, then ironically, then unironically again. Voyager's great.
The problem with Voyager was that it was boring. Jeri Taylor's baby didn't have any fans, so they decided to SPICE IT UP and went completely off the rails.

It's worth noting that they had a very hard "no consequences" rule. Rick Berman hated the arcs of DS9 and wanted a TOS/TNG reset button so that viewers wouldn't have to watch every single episode. Year of Hell was originally Season 4's entire arc, but Berman shit all over it and said no. It's still one of the greatest episodes of Trek and I believe (could be wrong on this) that it indirectly inspired RDM's reimagining of Battlestar Galactica.

>>15095587
>Women drivers
Was the helmsman in the pilot a Betazoid girl? Or was it Tom Paris?

>>15098489
Year of Hell is great. But if it were a whole season? That would be hell.

>>15095596
Why couldn't they just make or buy more photon torpedoes? Or scavenge them? Literally the only thing they need is a shell and antimatter, and they destroy enough ships to just mine antimatter from the wrecks.

>>15098523
Antimatter is rather difficult to contain. If a ship were destroyed, antimatter would probably be the least likely thing to be left.

>>15097482

Good lord, what the fuck happened to her.

>>15097788

>Mentally he's off with the Prophets

Wait what's wrong with Avery Brooks?

>>15096547
Perhaps that'd work as long as they can replicate the emitters, which would surely be easier than torpedos.

Hell, maybe they could have holographic SHIPS.

>>15098838
Avery's kind of a weird dude who likes his jazz music and stuff.

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>>15098838
https://www.google.com/search?q=what%27s+wrong+with+Avery+Brooks%3F&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8

>>15098849

>Janeway
>Saved the Alpha Quadrant
gr8 b8

remind me again which captain fought in the Dominion War?

>>15098838
He acted weird in Shatner's Captains movie (probably because he hates Shatner) and now everyone thinks he's a nutjob even though that's clearly not the case if you see any other of his interviews.

>>15098838
Nothing, he's just a little kooky.

He's a real happen' cat who's really far out you know?

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>>15098849
But Janeway was motivated by the love of her doggo

>>15099283

That dog is long dead by the end of their voyage

>>15098489
I actually think the BSG reboot is RDM's attempt at doing DS9+Voyager his own way.

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>>15097058
>It was still better than DS9
Get a load of this guy

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I still can't bring myself to watch Voyager after hearing all the things I've heard about it.

>>15100041
it's not so bad if you're watching it with other trek nerds to go "oh holy shit that's stupid" or "wow this isn't totally shit, especially for Voyager" on the odd occasion Voyager doesn't suck ass

it still has a bunch of Trek staples of spaceships and big swirly space time things and whateveron particles and all that crap at least

>>15095587
I don't give a shit Voyager is my Star Trek guilty pleasure

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>>15099994
>DS9
>good

I got tired of the "lol teleport you to the other dimension captain because writers couldn't figure this out."

also
>it's a kids play a major role in the episode
Those are objectively the shittiest episodes in any start trek.

>>15101294
>Those are objectively the shittiest episodes in any start trek.

>Not the Ferengi episodes

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>>15101314
>Ferengi episode
I don't think I ever finished one of those episodes, they are just SO BAD.

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>>15097058
>>15097064
>>15099994
>>15101294
>>15101294

Reminder that DS9 being good is a tumblr meme.

>tries to be edgy with shades of gray crap but massively fails due to stupidity of the writing
>muh negro racebait 50's scifi writer captain
>muh strong, badass, sexually agressive womyn
>nationalism is EVIL
>"space kikes are people too"
>"space kikes are people too" Bajor orthodox edition

>>15101348
>people will respond to this

The amount of BS voyager threw at you was questionable at times but understandable why so much shit the captain over looked because it was "what are you going to do to me in the delta quadrant". DS9 had people doing shit that deserved court martial and arrests.
>Almost started a war
Whoops!
>Stole bio weapons
whatever
>nearly blow up the station
happens to everyone at least once
>let sensitive data be given to direct enemies
oh well

DS9 had regular people passing through and none of the treatments of the things that happened ever made any sense. Every single staff member should have been fired at least 3 times over.

>>15098838
He narrated for a bible history show not that long ago, so he literally was off with the prophets.

>>15098871

Janeway could have gotten her crew home safe and sound on any number of occasion but chose to put their lives at risk for her own flimsy sense of morality.

People died under her command and all because she didn't want to ask Q for help or whatever

>>15101348
Spot the /pol/tard.

>>15097011
She actually hated being compared to Hepburn.

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>>15101426
That's why she played Katharine Hepburn in a play, completely modeled her looks after her and even copied her accent and mannerisms amirite. She's just mad that people realize she's a wannabe.

>>15098849
>love of her life
Didn't stop the shitty editors from messing with the ending's tears though.

>>15100041
At least watch the opening, it's quite beautiful and conveys the high concept of "stranded ship searches for a way back home" rather well.

>>15101407
If I remember correctly, didn't that involve her fucking Q and giving birth to his baby?

Of course, Q's fuck just by physical contact.

"Was that it?"
"You had your chance."

>>15101314
If it was a TNG Ferengi episode yeah I could agree, they were good in DS9.

The kids one is fair enough Jake was somewhat bearable (mostly after he grew up though) but Nog...eh.

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>>15097482
>It's an Insaneway got sent to jail for rekking muh Prime Directive spin-off series

>>15102739
>implying Nog's character arc wasn't great
Jake and Nog are how you write good child characters in Trek.

>>15102745
His arc was good, but didn't really like him much until the later part of it, when he started standing up to his uncle and such, by then he wasn't really a child though in my eyes, as he was pretty much ready to go off to the academy at that point.

>>15102539
Q wanted a son and basically said be my surrogate mother and I'll teleport all of you home.

Janeway just says "nah"

>>15102539
"was it good for you too?"

>>15102783
>hrm I could help everybody I care about, create bonds of trust and friendship between the Federation and one of the Universes' most powerful groups, all while furthering the exploration of life itself
>oh wait I'm janeway never mind that shit

>>15102840
It's Q though.

He'd probably just transport Earth to the Delta Quadrant instead.

I'm starting to go through all of Star Trek and holy fuck did the original show have a lot of super strong god-type dicks in it

DS9 is probably more overrated than firefly

>there are people who actually think Voyager is better than DS9

How do you freaks even know how to breath?

>>15100041
It's better than Enterprise at the very least.

>>15103496
So's anal rape.

>>15101407
Nah she could have gotten them home with that barzan wormhole if she didnt feel the need to enforce federation law onto a non federation species being douches outside federation space.

>>15102840
>I'm sorry Elder Guru, but to use one of your people's wishes just to get us home would be amoral or something. Please keep it for yourselves.

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>>15103496
>Enterprise
>Hey how do we fuck up star trek?
>OH LET'S MAKE TIME TRAVEL A MAIN PLOT POINT FOR LIKE HALF THE SERIES!

I think the real thing I hated wasn't the concept of the original show, it was just how shitty it tried to be ~modern~ and shit all over any potential it had

>>15103980
You can thank UPN.

>>15103685
>I don't like what this Frieza character is doing any more than you do Chakotay, but to beam those Namekians off their dying planet would be a violation of the Prime Directive.

>>15103993
aka Under Paid Niggers

>>15095587
>Decides to destroy caretaker array to protect aliens instead of using it to get back
>Could have solved all her problems by setting a time bomb on said array, then using it to get back before it exploded.

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>>15098478

Even ignoring the fact it was nothing more than a shit Babylon 5 copy, it was still a bad show.

Shit space battles, boring story lines (MUH RELIGION! PROPHETS!), and shit characters (outside a few exceptions Like Otto, Bashire, and the Cardassians).

>>15099994

>Sword Art Online

Exactly. Just like SAO is a shit copy of .hack//, the DS9 is a shit copy of B5

>>15104875
how can one man be so fucking wrong? I mean, I know this is bait but seriously...how?

>>15104879
Don't respond to his shitposts, just let him rage alone. He keeps shitting all over this thread unprompted.

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>>15103993
>>15104004
Are you implying that Homeboys in Outer Space was not the finest television series of the 20th Century?

>>15105186
You jest, but that was actually really funny. At least as far as I remember.