HOLY SHIT /m/ YOUR CLUELESS SHONEN ASS JUST STUMBLED INTO A COCK

>>15037753
>stumbled into a cock
uuhhhh... nice girth?

>>15037753
>STUMBLED INTO A COCK
kek, I've never seen it shortened like that

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Itadakimaaaasu! <3

Same thing I do when I hop behind my car.

Frantically humm Initial D eurobeat goodness

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>words change from Abort and Breaks Throttle Catapult, to Launch Clear
The more time passes after the airing of SEED, the less respect what it tried to attempt. In what world does someone come up with that kind of launch system?

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>>15037753
>JUST STUMBLED INTO A COCK

>>15037771
DO YOU RIKE
MY CAR?

>>15037783
Have you ever watched an anime before in your life?

>>15037753
>ASS JUST STUMBLED INTO A COCK

It's time to come out of the closet, Anon.

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>>15037793
I've watched many a dumb anime. That does not prevent me from rightly disparaging them for stupid shit.

>>15037807
You must really hate Gundam, then.

BUCKLE UP BUCKAROO

>>15037753
*POMF*
"What are we gonna do on the bed, sempaii?"

>>15037810
None of them have earned the right to be disavowed from the franchise as SEED has done. And thankfully there won't be any more of that shit either.

>>15037840
But pretty much every Gundam series has stupid shit involving English text.
You're not making any sense.

Anon Anon, D-Gundam taking the stage.

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>>15037844
And, believe it or not, Engrish text is the least offensive sin that SEED committed. If anything, it served as a symptom of the deeper problems that lay within production.

>>15037771
>good guys are losing bad
>enemy stomping them
>but wait, anon's launching his new prototype!
>Suddenly SPEED SPEED LOVER, GAME'S NOT OVER

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>>15037753
>CLUELESS SHONEN ASS JUST STUMBLED INTO A COCK
KAWORU-KUN!

DEUS VULT

It's time to fight for the children of tomorrow!

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>>15037753
>STUMBLED INTO A COCK

Yeeeeeeee-haw!

>>15037753
uhshitneedsomethingwittyneedsomethingwittyneed
*LAUCH*
SOMETHING WITTY

I panicked. So sue me.

"...Chapter one, front panel layout..."

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>>15037753
Jeb! SURGING

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>>15037753
>STUMBLED INTO A COCK
Excuse you?

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>>15037753

[Record scratch]

Yes, that's me, right there

Now you might be wondering how I got into this situation, well...

LET'S ROCK THIS FUCKER

Let's go classic then *ahem* "YATTE YARUZE!"

TIME'S UP LETS DO THIS

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>>15037783
F.U.K.U.D.A

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>>15037753
"I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOIIIIIING!"

>>15037753
I don't want a cock in my Shonen ass.

NUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>15037753
>JUST STUMBLED INTO A COCK

I NEED AN ADULT!

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>>15039840
I am an adult.

>>15037753
>you have 10 seconds to think of a cool launch quote.

"I've stumbled into a COCCCCKKKKKK!!!!"

Gundamumu go !

>>15037753
I-i-ikuuuu!

Of course if I were to stumble into a cockpit then my launch quote would be
>Launching on zero.
>Five
>Four
*launch*

>>15037771
BEAT OF THE RISING SUN
BEAT OF THE RISING SUN

>>15037753
KONO PURESSHA!

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>>15040640

>>15037771

you should probably get inside your car. It probably has a radio.

"Charlie Oscar Charlie Kilo One Zero Niner, Catapult A is green, clamps retract, Clear to Launch."

"MY ASS!!!"

"One Zero Niner, Launching."

LEEEROY JENNNNNNNKIIIIIIINS

>>15041318
Son.

>>15041318
Gundamit Leroy...

>>15041318
Oh my god, he just launched out.

>>15039545
Forced
Unsuitable
Killjoy
Unusually
Directed
Animation

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>>15037753
"Rogue Leader, launching"

>>15037753
>JUST STUMBLED INTO A COCK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nSKkwzwdW4

>>15037753
CAPTAIN: Gundam, you are clear to launch!
ME: Y-you too.

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>>15041443

>>15037771
GAS GAS GAS I'M GONNA STEP ON THE GAS!!!

>>15037753
BUSTAH MACHINE 4 GOING OUT NOW I GUESS

IN THE NAME OF LOVE, JUSTICE AND SHIT! GUNDAMBUSTER IKKIMASU!!!!

I wont yell anything because i dont want to be a huge dork in front of my crew

>>15037753
GURUGUMAWARUUUUUU

>>15037753
I DON'T WANNA DIIIEEEEE!!

[Plot Armor +100]
[Evasion -50]
[Endurance -50]

O GOD, WHO PUT THIS THING IN HERE!?

KAIHOUUUUUU

I'M GOING TO MAKE A TON OF ORPHANS

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "YOU'RE CHAR'S WINGMAN THIS EPISODE"?

>say nothing
>begin broadcasting 'Heats' from getter robo armageddon

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>>15037753
im gonna marry my fiancee after this

i even bought flowers!

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>>15037753
This is my launch quote.

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>>15042004
This is what I pilot.

>>15042009
That a Twin Turbo, or just the 'normal' R/T?

Either way has to be the best looking non molested Stealth I've seen in years honestly.

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>>15037753
Sorry sir, didn't mean to bump into you there.
*Whoosh*

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>>15042015
Non-Turbo RT. It was apparently just chilling out in some dude's show room for the past 10+ years.

>>15042043
>Just over 40k Miles

Fucking score famalam.

>>15037753
If you mean Cockpit then
>Where is the manual?
Or if it is a more familiar setup
>I got this!

If you mean cock,
>Get it away if you value your life!

>>15037783
While I don't know the anime, but I could see these terms in a carrier weapon platform deployment.

Like on an aircraft carrier
Zone CLEAR of hazards and people.
Aircraft engine THROTTLE is open & engine is turned on.
Capacitors/pressure tanks ready for CATAPULT to launch aircraft.

>>15041981
you mother Focker

>>15041330
Stick to the plan! Stick to the plan!

>You couldn't get anyone else to die for you?

"Violence isn't the answer!"

>>15037786
The first thing I thought when I saw this was, "His comically oversized twink boner must be breaking density records."

Provided the cock(pit) I've stumbled into is attached to a beamspam, mine is

WELCOME TO THE FAMOUS DISCO LIVE

because I am, too, a eurobeatfag.

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I might not live.

>>15037753
LET'S REKT EVERYTHING

>>15037753
>JUST STUMBLED INTO A COCK
>YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO THINK OF A COOL LAUNCH QUOTE.

Y-you too.

CombiLiner, shutsudou!!

You might ask how i got in situation. Well..

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ZA RODINU, URRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>15037753
Adults stink 2bh

WILD WOODY, READY TO ROCK

This party's getting crazy!

>>15040640
>>15041443
Underrated posts

>>15037753

There's 106 miles to the combat zone, I've got a full battery, half a complement of missiles, it's dark out, and I'm wearing sunglasses. Hit it.

>>15037753
>
no homo

>>15046732

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcIiAaTsEBA

>Anon, literally launching in the gundam unironically
>What did I mean by this?

>>15046723
>The day I get out of prison, my own brother picks me up in a patrol labor.

>>15046756

>They'll never catch us. We're on a mission from Zeon.

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Nothing, I'm not some autistic faggot.

>>15046826

Killjoy.

How can you not say something? It's like running into a newsroom and not saying "Stop the presses!"

>>15046826
>he thinks muh strung silent animu protagonists aren't the most autistic of all

LET'S CUT THE FAGGY SPEECH CRAP AND FUCK SHIT UP!

>>15037753
PILOT COOLGUY, ANUS OPEN! TAKING OFF(landing?)!

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SATAN GUIDE MY COCK

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>>15047504
I don't know why I found it so funny, but damn...

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ANON ANON, COCKS OUT

>>15041941
>plot armor
>/v/ memes
What exactly is wrong with Reifags to make them such butthurt lumps of cancer? Nevermind the fact MPs had literal plot armor.

Just make like Robin Williams and kill yourself already, thanks.

>>15037771
RUNNING IN THE 90'S

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NAZE UGOKAN?

Let the victor be Justice.

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>>15037753
I-IKUUUUUUUUUUUU

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FEEL THE HORSEPOWER

>>15049274
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>>15037753
>hey guys im on the job desu

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>>15037753
STRIKE UP AND IGNITE

>>15037753
/m/ what the fuck are you doing

Shit fuck out of luck

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YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
STOP FIGHTING

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>>15048030

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>You have 10 seconds to think of a cool launch quote.

"Alright, let's
TEACH 'EM HOW TO WAR!!!!"

>You have 10 seconds to think of a cool launch quote.

"Eh, fuck it."