You wake up tomorrow morning with the form/body of your favorite

Desperately try to lobby for helium 3 mining and refinement before I shut down.

Make a will that donates my body for science upon death only for the express purpose of creating new military weapons.

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>Getter Robo
Asuming Getter Rays are real now, Daisatsu Zan Oroshi Punch the shit out of everything.
If not, then I will go down in history as the mysterious case of three tiny combining jets that don't fucking do anything at all.

>Gurren Lagann
>powered by fighting spirit
>it takes a triple dose of Zoloft to keep me alive

Can I be Raideen instead?

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I don't know but I gotta' go fast!

> I'm a Chamber type Machine Caliber.

Huh. So that solves my power problem. Antimatter breeder reactor, birches!

But if I am the chamber... do I have an AI companion? Am I the AI? Do I have a built in urge to imprint on people who need enlightenment and be their robot dad?

first and most importantly, see if i can still fap...then look for power source.

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I'd die instantly because Kojima Particles don't exist.

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>Soulgain

I have HP and EN Regen, so I just need to release my limiter.

>>14950987
>1 barrel of polymer ringer fluid, please

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>>14950987
>at your human height
not for long
>what will you do with your new life
fuck bike, eat girl, restore planet

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I'd have a lot of trouble getting through doors.

Can Noa at least become real? I feel like she'd fuck me.

I'd be able to run on electricity but also I'm going to need an angry old man and his team of chucklefuck subordinates to perform repairs and maintenance on me on a regular basis.

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Man, life is gonna be fucking sweet.

>>14952137
People are going to constantly ask you why you have a tiny chair on your crotch.

>>14952137
Enjoy a life of doing laundry by rotating your wrists in a river.

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Time to protect AMERICAN interests

>>14952256
Which Gonzo show is this?
Looks kinda like Linebarrels.

>>14952258
>confusing Gonzo gold with Satelight shit

Son get your eyes checked and your tastes upgraded.

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>>14952261
>Gonzo gold
jej

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>ECOAS Jegan
>Easy repairs
>OPERATOR AF

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>>14950987
FUCKING FLY!

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>>14950987
>Crossbone X2
Life is going to be awesome. Except for doors, those'll suck. Time to go fly around and skewer something with my bitching lance.

>>14950987
can i fap?

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>>14950987
>but you will need power

That depends on if you have an infinite energy supply, I bet that guy who's favorite mech is Ryukouoh is fucking laughing right now.


I don't really have a favorite, so just randomly choosing one from my images folder, but question - how the fuck do I do literally anything at all given I require a pilot as part of my power source? (Even assuming we get around that Gaiking has like a day it can operate with no extra power and Gaiking the Great probably has even bigger issues considering how much stronger it is.). Does that mean I just get a tiny bit of time before dying horribly and having people pick at my corpse? Because if that's the case, fuck it, going for Braiger so I can become a tiny flying car running on pure bullshittium and laugh at people.

>>14952454
This, but I want the add-on that gives me the T.M. Revolution jukebox.

fight for justice
obviously
and beat up anti trump protesters

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>now have the ability to permanently blind people

more than anything, i worry about kicking up dust in everyone's faces

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Instead of understanding and world peace I'll just use my telepathic fairy dust to "persuade" people to join my shady MLM company.

>>14952121
She'd treat you like a pet. You'd also have to watch as she works and flirts with Asuma.

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Orgone's something like libido, right? My power supply is no problem.
My ZA WARUDO's probably going to be the problem here, though I probably won't be using it much.
Travel's going to be easy as fuck with all the teleporting I'll be doing, so maybe I'll visit all those places I wanted to visit.

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>>14951041
Getter can run on traditional fuel sources, just Getter rays make it run far more optimally and allows for far greater output since Getter rays are literally infinite energy.

>I will go down in history as the mysterious case of three tiny combining jets that don't fucking do anything at all.
I chuckled

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>>14950987
Go about my daily life, only now I'm incapable of making any facial expression other than vague worry.

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>>14952137
This guy gets it.

>>14953623
>Nemo walks into lecture hall
>tries to be quiet, but hydrualics makes a distinct sound with every step
>sits down, and lets out a sigh of relief from face vents, but accidentally forgot to point it away from classmate
>her entire binder lifts off and hover right of the table

>but that is secretly okay, because she just came in from the freezing cold as well and your heated exhaust gave her just a little bit of extra warmth and she think your awkwardness is kinda cute

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So, I'd be a smaller Volfogg who turns into a toddler ride-sized police car.

Neat.

Do we get all the weapons that come with whatever particular model we chose?

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I'm now a robo-furry.

I dunno, become a pizza delivery boy?
Could be worse I guess.

>>14950987
just say ore wa gundam on repeat for a while, and then work on unlocking the secrets of the universe

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>MFW I'm now Nu Gundam
>MFW I'm not just for show

>Jehuty
>Human size/proportions
>Cockpit

God damn it

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>>14950987
Tekkaman Bla
>100% a pure mechanical being
fuck

well I dont know then at least I wont need a car anymore

>>14954586
>Could be worse I guess.
>furries

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ayyy lmao
I guess I'd mess with some UFO chasers.

>>14950987
>LED mirage
>solar powered
>awesome headgear
>buster weaponry, spaads, et cetera
>a beautiful tiny young knight at my chest
>an astonishingly beautiful tiny lady on my forehead

I'm set for life.

>>14955212
You got me there, time to kill myself.

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Battletech Warhammer. Probably be sued for copyright by Harmony Gold for owning a body that they have bought the rights to and spend most of my life remodelling myself to be more acceptable, but still slightly recognisable.

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...Fuck. If I'm the machine spirit, OK. Otherwise It's going to be a long 10,000 years mentally fighting with a warmachine's constant need to purge the galaxy.

On the plus side, functionally indestructible, max swag and still have a dick(laser).

On the downside, probably going to sink in anything less dense than granite.

>>14956308
>asking total strangers to ride you like that

You slut.

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>>14952137
this is the best answer. stop reading here.

>>14956230
Or you know, since you don't have working hands you could burn harmony gold and all of their useless shit to the ground,

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>>14951684
I know that feel.

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fug yeah I'm cute!

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>>14950987
I don't even know source of power I use. Though I must will search ones who will combine with me/

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>>14950987
Awesome, but 2 questions:

1. Does the Theme play whenever I want?
2. Can I disguise myself as other people at the cost of only being able to communicate via electronic screeching while doing so ?

>>14954958
My nigga,
and if anyone tries to fuck with us.
FIN FUNNELS IKIMAS

>>14960710
Maybe you could disguise yourself as a man-sized lizard?

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>>14950987
I will make everyone on campus go through some UNDERSTANDING

>>14950987
>Gunbuster
I'm powered by a black hole, so no one can really mess with me. I'd just go around bullying everyone.

I imagine something like this. https://twitter.com/Mazinger_kachou/media

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>>14950987
Sweet. Not only can I teleport wherever I want with Zero Shift, I can pull out anything I want from thin air like I'm motherfucking Doraemon.

But, does that mean I'll have ADA talking in my mind 24/7? I don't know how long I can put up with that.

>>14950987
Great, now I'm a 5'4" Z'gok, this isn't useful for anything.

I guess I'll go live in the ocean and harass submarines.

>>14951684
I think you mean kill everyone in a ten block radius

>>14956230
>Battletech Warhammer.
I think you mean "Excalibur".
"Warhammer" was its name in Battletech.

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Solar-powered, ultra-fast, [limited]flying, dozens of built in tools[weapons]. Hell yeah. Might even be able to use normal doorframes!

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>>14962493
Looks like L-Gaim

>>14962524
They are both Nagano designs.

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Do time travel shenanigans and try the closest thing to aether in the real world, then do more time travel shenanigans with some holy magic in the middle.

>>14962553
Yes i can tell.

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>>14950987
FUCK
YES