Last night I dreamed I was fucking Haman. Is it normal to find

>Is it normal to find her hot?
are you retarded?

>>14847683
>Is it normal to find her hot?
Only if you're not fucking gay.

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>>14847683
Obligatory

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>>14847694
>>14847746
Thanks god

Seriously she makes my dick rock hard

>>14847683
>Is it normal to find her hot?
Only if you are gay or retarded.

I also had a Haman related dream once. I was a Neo Zeon soldier who was about to say "Fuck this shit" and I went to tell Haman that I was leaving. Instead I just found her reading a book to Mineva on a couch in her room. Then fucking Mashymre just fucking tacked me yelling "HAMAN-SAMA"

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>>14847683
Lucky son of a gun you are. I hardly ever have sex related dreams, let alone with Haman.

>>14847683
Not a wet dream, but I had a dream where Bittenfeld was gunning on it a highway. As he's passing a van, he see's Yang Wenli is driving it and he hits the breaks.

Fin

>>14847792
man just don't fap for weeks and the shit just happens.

>>14847792
Shut up you scruffy lesbian, you can have VR sex anytime you want, you're in no position to complain.

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>>14847876
*sees, brakes

>>14847895
She's a very cute scruffball.

>>14847885
I think my record is 30 days with edging here and there. No observable change.

>>14847746
I am pretty gay and still find Haman attractive.
You'd have to be some sort of newgay not to.

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>>14847683
Haman a shit.

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i've had a dream where haman gave me a handjob in the back of a car

>>14848185
You are like a little baby. 21 years nofap here, wet dreams basically 2-3 times a month.

>>14847876
Better dream than some haman shit.

>>14848541
>fat mexican woman
Why

>>14847683
You lucky, lucky bastard.

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>>14847683
I once dreamed of receiving paizuri from the Major.

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>>14847683
I had a dream with Haman in it once.
Though whenever I have a dream with a woman I like, I usually wake up right before I get to do any fun stuff.

>>14847683
So when you were fucking Haman, what was she like? Like a 3D Haman, which would basically be some chick cosplaying her? Or 2D and you had a 2D dick? Or was it like some Who Framed Roger Rabbit shit with 3D on 2D action?

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>>14848996
THAT'S ILLEGAL, YOU CREEP!

>>14848185
>Edging
Thats why you didn't dream dummy

>>14849026
That looks like a really cosy jumper Motoko's got on there.

>>14849120
It's a sweater, silly.

>>14847683
You were the fucking Haman or fucking the Haman?

I've posted this before, but I dreamt one time I was fucking a hooker in a hotel room dressed in a full body Rick Dom costume, while my gf had to watch dressed in Zaku II costume.

That was definitely the time I swore I'd watch less mecha.

>>14848801
>>14848185
I could never do that because every single day I think of this interactive story where your sister foot dominates you and so can your mother and every time I fap I always think back to that story.

>>14849136
Was your GF Char's Zaku?

>>14847683
No, it is not normal. It is newtype to find her hot.

She can trigger newtype brain erections at the range of miles.

>>14847683
I've been trying to stop myself from having them, it's a fucking hassle to clean up when I go all the way.

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>>14849026

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>>14847683
I've had at least five Haman related dreams, but in only one of them were we actually fucking. That time, it was younger Haman from CDA

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>>14849352
Where did you find that spare body and what did you do to it !?!

>spare body
Motoko "Major failure" Kusanagi is actually a reprogrammed and upgraded sexbot, there's plenty of others just like her.

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> all this Haman wanker in this thread
the only good Haman is a dead Haman.

>>14847683
>Last night I dreamed I was fucking Haman.Is it normal to find her hot?

Well, she's skinny as hell, has small breasts, a shitty character and is an irredeemable psychopath. And she's not real. So no, it's not normal to want to bang her.

>>14847683
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm25009524

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I know this is dreams involving /m/ characters but I had one where I was Kei and Yuri's househusband, it was quite fun and cozy to say the least, every day we rotated things different while one was at work and the other got to relax with me.

>Kei
We stayed home curled up on the settee, watching nothing but romances and wrestling along with some dumb horror movies. Lewd was submissive.

>Yuri
Typical wining and dining type dates and discussions of philosophical matters, literature, art, etc. She was more kinky and willing to try the riskier things when it came to matters in the bedroom.

>>14847683

>Judea didn't want to tap Haman

I'm still mad, he could've basically stopped the war and brought peace with his dick.

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>>14849418
Relax gal, I just wanted to bring some of my wildest dreams to life with you I mean it.

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>>14849449
>a shitty character

Haman in Zeta is probably one of the best written female characters in Gundam. She is a determined individual who has agency and moves the plot along via actions that line up with established motivations surrounding her abandonment issues.

>>14849462
>http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm25009524
>to watch this you need to login
who does that?

>>14847885
no I just have nightmares of demons raping me

>>14849808
Boy demons, girl demons, or Boy-Girl demons?

>>14850244
Succubus (male)

>>14850588
fucking gayyyyyyy

>>14849466
No, he couldn't. Sex and politics doesn't always go together.

>>14850588
Incubus. I'm a pedant.

>>14850809
no dude you dont understand

>>14848756
wtf is this from?

>>14850847
Oh, so /d/emons?

>>14847683
I had a dream that I was a space captain with a qt xo that I made do all the captain work because I'd rather pilot
>>14849138
care to share the name of this story?

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>>14851076
Beneath Your Big Sisters Smelly Feet.

It's from Writing.com. Get an account on the site though if you don't want it to be a pain in the ass to navigate stories.

http://www.writing.com/main/profile/biography/nl90

>>14850851
Given the water mark, I'f fuess Gundam-san. Could just be a reference in another show though.

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>>14848797
>tfw had a dream that I took teenage hamon to prom
>we had punch and she blew me in the back of my dad's car
TFW I'm still 27 in the dream

>>14850851
First episode of Aikatsu. She's never seen again after it.

>>14848185
Edging isnt nofap because youre getting that dopamine.

Also if you fap right to orgasm it isnt harmful, only when you sit there and edge for 40 will it have some neg effects

>>14847683
cute

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>>14851489
>>I took teenage hamon to prom

>>14847683
lucky bastard, I want a Hamon sex dream...

>>14857704
Jojo reference, /m/ confirmed for bros.

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>>14849449
>she's skinny as hell, has small breasts, a shitty character

Roux, plis.....

>and is an irredeemable psychopath.

thats my fetish

>>14857755
oops
actually I just misspelled her name

Need a gif of the scene where ol' Marshmallow cant stop looking at her T&A, with the revealing outfit
Its sexy and funny, Tomino at his best imho

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>>14858403
no gif but yes she looked fine as hell in that dress

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>it's a things that never happened thread
Quick, everyone say something witty.

I only visit /m/ for tokushit
Who's this qt?

>>14847683
Faggot

>>14858954
A shit.

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(thankfully) not a wet dream but I dreamed yesterday that my irl mom used to be a Knight Saber. She used either Silia's or Priss's armor. I tried to put it on but couldn't fit in it. Apparently I could have used Linna's (which was also there) but I didn't think the boobs sticking out would've looked good on me (I'm a boy). Then we visited an old friend of hers who lives in the country and used Nene's suit. As that woman had grown too fat for the hard suit she was controlling it tellepathically, and used it to open our car's door when we got there. My mom is still fit bit she didn't wear any in my dream.
It doesn't help that she looks like Silia but with Priss's hair colour.

>>14858411
Is she a sauropod?

>>14858954
Best girl

>>14859137
Big girl*
FTFY

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>>14851489
Did Kycillia and her goon squad come to take you away To wherever political dissidents in Zeon go before you woke up?