Lord Djibouti comes to you to seek refuge after abandoning the

>>14708456
>Djibouti
Let me guess, autocorrect?

>>14708456

Sure, I guess he can crash on the couch or something.

Luna's not going hit me or my house, and I have a foolproof plan to stop Shin.
I'll call his sister's phone to distract him.
And it's not Kira's going to disable a house with Strike Freedom right?

>middle school geography class
>everyone does a project on an african country
>class clown gets djibouti
why am i remembering this it's been over 10 years

>>14708456
Sure what could go wrong

>>14708644
Because that was the last time you had fun IRL

>>14708554
>Shin's sister is dead
>Therefore nobody is using his sister's phone number anymore.
>Acquire phone number.
>Start texting him from said number to fuck with him.

>>14708456
Only if he gets me a cool mobile suit

>>14708724

YOU FOOL!
You'll die almost immediately, and then it will be shown in at least 5 flashbacks while people angst over it.

>>14708456

This slimy motherfucker looks like he probably doesn't put the jar back into the fridge after pouring himself one or use coasters for cold drinks, so no, I won't let him in.

>>14708456
Like hell I'd trust anyone with weirdly-colored lipstick.

>>14708805

>the jar back into the fridge after pouring himself one

What do you pour yourself from jars?

>>14708677
>Why, why did this happen? Why now, when we've finally achieved peace between Naturals and Coordinators?
>Kira, sir, you might want to see this. We believe this establishes the assassin's motivation.
>That phone Shinn always kept with him... these texts...
>"kill her, oniichan. kill lacus 4 me. its the only way ill ever rip n peace. she wuz the cause of all of it."