You are not the ace pilot You don't get the mech You are

I don't have any friends

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>>14626957
Your on /m/ pal, you have lots of friends.

>>14626946
My friend's a heavily overweight schizophrenic.

my best friend is stuck raising a kid while working a dead end job

>>14626946
Do I live through the story?

>>14626946
The trick is to become a popular enough character to get your own alternate reality spinoff

Well I guess I get best girl while the MC has to suffer through MISUNDERSTANDINGS and DRAMA in order to bag a sub-par bitch. I'll probably even pilot a mass production model, which is good enough for me. Maybe I even get to punch him to bring him out of some depressed stupor. All in all it sounds pretty good to me, OP, I'm just happy to live in a world where mecha exists.

>>14627043
You wish you were Keith.

>>14627498
I do, really. Bastard probably lived off of hush money and retired early too.

>>14626975
>My friend's a heavily overweight newtype
ftfy

>>14627498
Yes.

>>14628274
Are you saying the Age of the Fatso is now?

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>>14626946
>don't have any friends
>get mech and become mc by default
>still not ace pilot
>die like a bitch

I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS

>>14626946
can I just be one of the bridge bunnies instead?

>>14626946
>You are not the ace pilot
>You don't get the mech
>You are not the main character

All that is fine with me, honestly. At least my risks of getting mistaken for a girl and turning into a 'tard by the end of the story are somewhat lower.

>>14632774
Unless you get held hostage by your friend's enemies.

Villains wouldn't care, not as long as you're cute.

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Am I to take this any of this as some kind of problem?
Like, we can go lower than "friend" status if we need to.

My best friend is also my boyfriend though.

>>14633932
>setting the damsel in distress flag
Hope you like getting kidnapped every other episode.

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>>14626946
Story of my life

>Tfw when fighter jet mechanic

>>14627039
If I recall right Marvel had a character whose goal was this exact purpose, and she ended up as a henchman to a greater villain instead to avoid dying.

>>14633938
S/he'll be dead by episode 5 for cheap drama and justified angst

>>14626946
Kay