Symphogear General - /sgg/

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Zenbu is love.

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>>14541959
That's a bastard[/spoiler]Oh well at least the Eurobeat is amazing
It absolutely didn't take me 3 tries to post this, none of you saw that

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>>14542333
FUCKINGI give up

>>14542333
There is some left on the other thread and you still messed up the spoiler.

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I want to shout on the highest mountain my love for Bikki is eternal!

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>>14542339
What sort of face do you think your gearfu would make when you bully her?
I don't think Kirika would understand what most of your put downs mean.

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>>14542354
Spoilers for season 4

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>>14542354

>>14542361
I want to bully Chris about her angsty chuuni songs.
And about a few other things as well.

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>>14542372
Zenbu is for loving! not for bullying!

>>14542354
She might get a little puty, but then smile it off and probably deal it back just as much as I dished it out.

Alternatively, insert "ash can't make a face" joke here

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>Serena and Mamu are murdered
>Maria is the only one to survive
>she's the main witness in the case and needs to be kept safe
>Sergeant Tsubasa is set as her escort and she temporarily lives in the tiny 1 room apartment
>it's alright because they're both girls
>but Maria falls in love with her older "prince" anyways
Cut and paste some generic anime romance scenes like walking in on her changing.

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>>14542378
Of course she's for bullying.
Loving as well, but bullying too.

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Is it bad I want to do lewd things to Hibiki even though I might end up being a dead man if I do that?

>>14542383
Could be fun, especially if there's an age gap with Maria being the younger.

>>14542383
The plot twist is that Maria killed Serena and Mamu, right?

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>>14542409
You must cast off the chains of human morality and become a hero! The only thing that your doing wrong is not devoting everything to your passion, heroes shouldn't fear death, nah its probably best to face it in glorious combat done for the sake of LOVE!

>>14542416
Nah the plot twist is Serena killed Mamu and faked her own death in such a way where Maria thinks she might have done it.

>>14542409
I want to do lewd things to both Hibiki and Miku so there's less chance of retribution.

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>>14542354

>>14542433
Another plot twist is that Serena was the criminal mastermind Fine all along?

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Who would win between the Neps and the Gears?

>>14542452
Ends in sex.

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>>14542452
Nep gear

>>14542450
Or if we're going in a low magic setting, Serena was seduced by the CSI Ryouko who is actually Fine, and committed the crime because she was asked.

>>14542482
Bonus points: Serena was kidnapped by Fine once, and she had stockholm syndrome from that.

>>14542452
HDD Goddesses and Candidates are probably higher power levels than the Geahs, but Geahs have the power of Hibiki and unlimited phoic gain in times of dire need. If they were really in trouble (which they probably wouldn't be because I doubt the Neps would actually want to hurt them), but X-Drive might be able to give the Goddesses a bit of a scare.

Bestgirl in Nep isn't as good as bestgirl in Geah though

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I need geahs. Geahs in skintight clothing that isn't their gear!

>>14542492
>but Geahs have the power of Hibiki and unlimited phoic gain in times of dire need.
For other part, Nep has the "Main Character Power", Purple Heart is pretty overpowered when she gives a shit.
Lets not bring Uzume either

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>>14542513
My favorite.

>>14542383
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>>14542489
The thick is plottening.

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>>14542581
Thick?

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>>14542354
Does calling her cute and holding hands in public count as bullying?

>>14542649
When Chris is involved, anything love related counts as bullying.

When Maria is involved, anything counts as bullying.

>>14542649
According to some meme pics is saw, yes.

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>>14542513

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>>14542649

We have to get meaner

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>>14542665
Okay, how about hugs and kisses

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>>14542669
Get your head out of the gutter!

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>>14542669

Do what you want

>>14542669
That's almost as horrible as holding hands.

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>>14542665
On live television in front of thousands of screaming fans.

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>>14542706
I already said holding hands though
What I haven't mentioned yet is headpats

>>14542688
I want to love my Geahfu every hour of every day of every week of every month of every year for the rest of my life! At home, in bed, in public, everywhere, I want to show her I love her! Whether she wants me to or not! Embarrassing PDAs are the best!

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>>14542714
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>>14542710

How long do you think the victim will last before Stockholm Syndrome sets in?

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>>14542718
Half way through the first handhold.

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Carol pls

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>>14542581
That's not the only thing that's thickening.
So how should the good doctor Ver who will prescribe any medication at the drop of a hat fit into the story? Maybe he's the guy Maria fingers at first to protect both herself and her sisters memory?

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Oh no, I accidentally Chris. What am I going to tell the others?

>>14542890
First loli Rorona, now loli Chris.
Alchemy was a mistake.

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>>14542890
Keep her away from Hibiki at all costs

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Shirabe, Kirika. Your intelligence is found to be lacking when compared to the average intelligence of your peers.

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>>14542897
Hibiki can't be stopped, after all her dikki can penetrate all things.

>>14542933
I wish it would penetrate me

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOGhUXDiJbo

>>14543055
Eww a guy singing.

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>>14543055
___1___
___2___
___3___
___4___
___5___
___6___
___7___
NIGHTS

Was this even used in the show? It's been stuck in my head since I DL'd every Macross soundtrack recently
I should watch 7 again it was so fun

I'm tired and rambling
Oyasumi /sgg/

>>14543073
Symphogear will never reach it's potential until they fight JAM project

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>>14543055

>>14543073
>>14543055

not that I dislike guy's singing but I do think the duet version is more exciting

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>>14543089
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>>14543073
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1469566870996.webm

Mylene is super pretty

>>14542928
I wonder if DMJii would end up getting held back

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>>14543431
>DMJii thinks about the high probability that they have to go to summer school

>>14543431
>implying Genjuro would let the school that he secretly owns hold back two of his main operatives
>implying Maria wouldn't fly over from L O N D O N within the hour to tutor them if she heard the news
>implying Chris wouldn't have very red buttcheeks that evening

>>14543445
Chris should have red buttcheeks all the time

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>>14543451
CUT THAT OUT!

>>14543451
Yes, but Mama Maria will be babysitting the Zenbu tonight, in a way that reminds Zenbu of Fine.

>>14543445
Maybe if those lesbos actually paid attention during Chris' lessons instead of gaying it up they wouldn't be flunking

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>>14543445
>>implying Maria wouldn't fly over from L O N D O N within the hour to tutor them

Yes

That will help. Maria's tutoring.

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>>14543458
>I hear Maria does a pretty good Fine impression.

>>14543528
>Maria drawfag will never draw Maria, spanking Chris, with an evil look on her face

>>14543523
Yeah your right Chris would be better at teaching them how to trade sexual favors for grades.

>>14543456
I want to see Maria spanking Chris for being a bad tutor

>>14543569
>Maria doesn't know math, science, etc. either because of all her years in a box
>can only speak english, can't spell for shit
>decides to tell the girls to go for the sex-appeal approach
>spends a week teaching them how to get men to fawn over them instead of actually studying
>they walk into the classroom
>their teacher is a woman

>>14543577
That's our kind-hearted Maria

>>14543577
>Its still super effective.

>>14543577

which you know has been common knowledge since season 1

>>14543587
>Hibiki's teacher always hated her not because she was late, but because Miku was gettin dat pucci and not her

>>14543590
Why would Kirika and Shirabe be in the same class as Hibiki?

>>14543619
>Because she skipped to much time saving kittens from trees.

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>>14543081
>Symphogear will never reach it's potential until they fight JAM project

I want this to be the S5 final battle

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>>14543666
Only if JAM Project are wearing full-armor, Satan.

>>14543619

Why wouldn't they know who there teachers are

>>14543708
>"What do you mean you didn't read the class assignment list"

>>14543708
Maria wouldn't. She's never even been to Lydian.
Maria's the only geah without an education. So she probably makes really dumb mistakes.

>>14543708
We haven't seen DMJii actually in class yet though
And don't overestimate their intelligence
>Just go along with Maria's lessons for a week
>"I forgot our teacher was a girl, dess!"

>>14543749
>after these turns of events, Kirika now wears shirts that show off either sideboob or cleavage all the time
>back in L O N D O N, Tsubasa suddenly feels more inadequate

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>Implying wouldn't have the gaybies wearing a burka if she could

Maria's dumb but she's very protective. Probably has them on this toddler leashes so they don't get lost in malls

yet they always manage too.

>>14543947
>Maria walking around a mall with the two of them on leashes
>everyone around her is thinking "Damn, Maria Cadenzavna Eve's into some seriously kinky stuff!"
>she's just hoping they can buy Kirika new shoes and still have time to get to the pretzel shop before they close

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Hello yes I have a magical loli and would like to enroll her in magical girl school.

She was homeschooled but has good grades.

Do you think she could get into Lydian?

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>>14544000
Why post such a small image? There's also a version that shows off Bardiche better.

>>14544000
Can she sing and was she sexually abused by her dad?

>>14544014
Yes
Not by dad, but by mom.

>>14544014
I'd say her singing's about on par with Tsubasa's oddly enough.

>>14544019
Sorry, pool's closed.

>>14544014
>Can she sing
Her singing right now is only average but I think she has a really high skill cap, about as high as some of Lydian's star students.

>was she sexually abused by her dad
She had a hard past.

>>14543964

I bit Kiri would be really excited to see the kind of shoes that have the flashing lights in them

remember those.

>>14544023
Due to what?

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>>14543451
I want to make Bikki's buttcheeks red.

>>14544046
Bandaids.

Which geahs have ADD or ADHD?

>>14544058
All of them

>>14544053
Go back to /nepgen/

>>14544066
The only nepgens I've visited are the ones on /a/, and that's only to proclaim my want to fuck Nep in the butt.

>>14544055
Thank you for that, I was an original habbo raider and I just passed my 10 year anniversary here. It's been years since I've seen anyone say that.

>>14544073
>He isn't the true spankfag

>>14544082
Spanking's a pretty good fetish.

>>14544053
>8/100
Holy shit.

>>14544062
Which have it the worst? I was thinkin like a ranking system

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>tfw the car you want is in orbit compared to your price range

I refuse to be in debt

>>14544094
DESS
followed by the dikki

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smooth

>>14544095
Buy an old ass version. It'll be easier to service yourself.

Alternatively
You're a naive idiot debt is a fact of life. You're just scared of defaulting, which you have to be retarded to do. I know you autists budget just as hard as I do. I've bought two brand new cars in my life and I'm 24, and the debt was never a problem. I paid them both off quickly as fuck, too. My next several cars are all going to be under $1,200 and paid in cash. There's tons of good shit from the 80s and 90s to get.

>>14544126
All thanks to Ogawa.

You will never be an elite covert ops ninja who is also the retainer and maleservant to an international pop idol and who takes care of said idol's every need

I want to feel the Dikki.

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>>14544136
>debt is a fact of life

>>14544136
>debt is a fact of life.

fuck off Crowe

>>14544136
>debt is a fact of life
Topdad please go not all of us throw our money around willy nilly

>>14544088
Yuuna is not known for her intelligence.

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>>14544177
>I will never own a home
Whatever man. Yes, you can live debt free. It's hard as fucking shit if you're not loaded as fuck or willing to work your ass off in every facet of life. I wanted a new car for my daily, so I financed a couple thousand dollars and saved up $7k for a down payment. The last thing I bought was a truck from 1989 for $1,400. The cars were bought on 6 year terms and paid off in under three. There's living debt free as a choice and there's being a fuckwit thinking that debt is stupid.

>>14544095
Don't get a fucking luxury car, get a nice 4-seater Mazda or something. If even that's too much, follow >>14544136's advice to get an older model. And while financing is not your friend, it can make things easier if you know you'll be able to pay it off over time. Just don't lose your job.

>>14544191
90's Camrys and Accords are your friend.

>>14544197
Does the Takata airbag issue affect 90s cars or only early 2000s ones?

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>>14544191

It's a 40k Subaru STi

I just don't like the idea of finance. I can make payments but it's annoying. I'd rather pay cash. Plus you get mega leverage for negotiating a price.

>>14544201

100 million cars are rumored to be affected. Basically no mfg was safe from that mess. My Honda was.

>>14544201
Google says it affects models 2000-2014
Found a list of the models, but they're probably all mostly unfucked unless you find a shady dealer
but aren't they all shady

>>14544218
Then start saving up.

>>14544186
It's always preferable to just buy shit outright than having to deal with monthly payments

Initial D and Katawa Shoujo make me really interested in buying a black Lancer Evo.

The entire Evo line is being discontinued this year.

Really, Japan?

>>14544249
Save up until they bring it back in 10 years.

>>14544249

Mitsubishi has better profit margins on attack aircraft and air conditioners

>>14544253
I can understand air conditioners, but I thought the profit margin on attack aircraft was pretty slim.

>>14544237
Well no shit but sometimes shit costs tens of thousands of dollars and there's really no choice. It's all about weighing your options and deciding exactly what it is that you want and what you're willing to do to get it.

Which car would Aoi drive?

>>14544260
Fucking lol, why do you think they go so hard on that shit in the US
You make stupid amounts of money

>>14544273
A smart car

>>14544273
A pink Toyota Yaris.

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>>14544273

>>14544273
I could see her in a Cube or xB for some reason. Mini would fit her well, and she'd still look tiny in it.

>>14544273
Aoi's a weeb and a dork, so she shelled out all the necessary money and bought an AE86 with "Fujiwara Tofu Shop" on the side

No fighting /sgg/ Aoi promotes friendship only

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1469319938795.webm

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>>14544273

V12 biturbo G65

the ultimate in yakuza luxury

>>14544306
What are the chances that Aoi is actually a tiny, tiny Yakuza princess?

>>14544315
97%

>>14544315
99.9%

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>>14544315
Tiny Yakuza princess, you say? Aoi would be a good voice for Tomoe, actually, but she's not a rookie so they probably wouldn't go for her at this point.

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>>14544315
I don't know. Does Aoi's papa look like a yakuza?

>>14544336
Yes.

>>14544336
Kind of yeah

>>14544336
Yes

>>14544336
Dude he looks like he wants to kill me.

>>14544363
You're looking lustfully at his kawaii daughteru, of course he wants to kill you.

>>14544363
That's a good thing. Aoi needs to be protected.

>>14544336
I bet he's fucking ripped under that.

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I want Aoi to tie me up, step on me, spit in my mouth and insult my dikki!

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I want to gently caress Tsubasa's legs and tell her that they're very beautiful.

Oh, Aoi expressed interest on buying a Vufine for her smartphone but they are sold-out in Japan.
She thinks it's cool and looks like a Scouter.
I think it's super tacky but then again, Aoi seems to have an affinity for tacky stuff.
>>14544374
I wouldn't know. Aoi described him as "macho" type and I know they go snowboarding together on occasion so there is that.

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>>14544392
I'd like to do that with Hibiki's legs.

>>14544409

STOP TEASING MY PENIS

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>>14544392
I wanna hold Chris close to my chest and tell her I love her

>>14544412
I'd like Hibiki to do that too.

>tfw your geahfu will never wake you up by softly blowing on your morning wood

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I want to destroy the Symphogears!

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>>14544386
I could do without the spit.

>>14544420
Carol it is way past your bedtime.

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>>14544423
>I could do without the spit.
Don't be a baby.

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>>14544419
Why do you insist on making me sad about things I never even realized I wanted?

>>14544434
There's always craigslist.

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>>14544434
Tying the noose as we speak.

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>>14544425
I have no need for bedtimes!
Burn to nothing and give me power!

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>>14544428
Well, we agree that Aoi is made for femdom at least.

>>14544444
That's a really weird way of someone asking someone else to make out.

>>14544409
that would probably feel really good, her thighs muscles must be really nice

>>14544459
I'd like to make out with Carol below the belly if you understand the underlying sexual connotations of my statement.

>>14544440
I'm not delusional enough to think there's any substitute for Zenbu

>>14544451
>Aoi straps you down, sits on your face and just plays vidaya for six, maybe seven hours.

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>>14544518
>face sitting
Do not.

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>>14544534

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>>14544386
>>14544423
>>14544428
>>14544518
>>14544451

so this is the power of /sgg/ autism and lewdness I'm not sure how to feel about it

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>>14544518
Yes please.
Or she can strap me into a chair and tease me relentlessly for a few hours.

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>>14544518
>face sitting

Please god.

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shhh lesbians are sleeping

>>14544632
> Skid marks
Isn't it bad for the tires when you make those? You're basically wearing down the treads way faster than they're supposed to be worn down.

>>14544632
And the heteros are awake and lewding Aoi.

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>>14544552
>thread goes through extremely bizarre fetishes on a nearly daily basis
>some Anons fantasizing about a petite and meaty young lady with some light femdom throw into the mix is "autistic" and surprises you
>one that is an actual human woman, even
That just boggles my mind, but stay classy, /sgg/.

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>>14544632

lmao wrong photo

>>14544637

To answer your question, skid marks aren't inherently bad if it's incidental. I.e. a hard brake to avoid an accident. Tires are designed to be sturdy enough for that.

Now if you're doing crazy touge runs and drifting, your tires are going to wear much faster than average. It's not unusual to go through a drift weekend and go through a few sets of tires.

>>14544637
>I don't drive
H E K T I K
E
K
T
I
K

>>14544652
> wrong photo
I thought you were referencing the lesbians-drive-Subarus meme.

>>14544665

Lesbians drive outbacks and base model foresters

STis are reserved for late 20's men who still live with their parents to make payments on the car and vape

But yeah, Hibiki and Miku would totally buy a subaru. Miku would be the sensible one and buy an outback, while beeks would try to get a STi

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>>14544674
I thought it was Miku that got the STI

>>14544683

see now we're in that territory where I'm not sure if you're talking about a sexually transmitted disease or the car trim level

>>14544687
Pink eye is an infection anon, not a disease.

>reading about the association between Subaru and lesbians
Oh god, this shit is amazing.

>In the 1990s, Subaru’s unique characteristic was that the company increasingly made all-wheel-drive standard on all its cars. When Subaru marketers went searching for people willing to pay a premium for all-wheel-drive, they identified four core groups who were responsible for half of the company’s American sales: teachers and educators, healthcare professionals, IT professionals, and “rugged individualists” (outdoorsy types).
>Then they discovered a 5th: lesbians.

>>14544714
> Teachers and educators in the US having the money to pay a premium for AWD

>>14544714
>>14544721

Yep, one of the best marketing campaigns ever.

Anyway, they targeted their ads to show that you could get to the hospital or school in any weather.

They also donated to LGBT groups and also worked in "alternative" couples into their ads.

Pretty damn smart.

>>14544720
Explain.

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>>14544720
>Maria keeps her gaybies in a sack

>>14544729
I was hoping someone else could.

>>14544727
What's the one Shirabe is doing called? Something-kui?

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Chibi Zenbu

>>14544738
Oh, Agokui.

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Goodnight my geahfriends

>>14544728
I think the best part is the tag lines with 2 meanings.

>“It's Not a Choice. It's the Way We're Built”
>“Get Out. And Stay Out”

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I made the mistake of checking Deviantart for Bikki art.

It's like going to a landfill trying to find something worthwhile.

>>14544746

You forgot:

>"Entirely comfortable with it's orientation"

>>14544714
>IT professionals
It's amazing how many computer geeks are also petrolheads.
>tfw too poor to have a proper car because I have four computers

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>>14544750
>I made the mistake of checking Deviantart

>>14544750
any... interesting or hilarious finds?

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>>14544734

they're in better hands now

>>14544750
>Carol amassed 61.5 million phonic gains to make a yellow glowing dildo

>>14544714
>the association between Subaru and lesbians
holy shit it's real, I thought this was just an elaborate Nanoha joke

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>>14544762
No, only death.

I'm actually disgusted at how my wife's been treated by those heathens.

>>14544765
Name a weapon stronger that the Dick.

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>>14544785

>>14544772
>No, only death.

it can't be that bad, right?

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>>14544785
>Name a weapon stronger that the Dick.

>>14544787
A big mecha dick is still a dick.

>>14544795
There is a Demonbane that is also a dick.
Face it, nothing can beat the dick.

>>14544788
>it can't be that bad, right?
Famous last words.

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>>14544812
Hands beat dicks.

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>>14544812
I bet I can beat the dick with this

>>14544796
Anon you really need to get dicks off your mind somehow

>>14544772
On Deviantart I found the one image of Kanade I'll probably never post here unless someone starts a "post the worst picture you've seen of your waifu" thing or something and regret saving. Truly it is a wretched hive of scum and villainy.

I seem to recall finding fattening Hibiki art on there.

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>>14544818
>>14544819
Not so fast!

>>14544818
>>14544819
Hand only pacifies the dick, dick will always rise again and wreak havoc.

>>14544821
Eh, there's been a symphogear weight gain doujin made by some japanese dude to so I guess all the world is now a wretched hive of scum and villainy

>>14544824
Are you doing what I think you're doing?

>>14544818
I want Itaba's hands to beat my dick. Off.

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>>14544821

Game time.

Post your worst image of your gearfu.

For science.

>>14544839
You heard the man! It's time to kill a thread with fire.

>>14544839
Gears are one thing, but don't drag the GuPs into this.

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>>14544839
That's an abyss I'm unwilling to gaze into

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>>14544839
I'll post the worst thing I have saved, sure.

>>14544812
Scissors can.

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>>14544839
Fuck you.

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>>14544839
ALL SAFETIES
RELEEEEEEEEASE

>>14544859
Cool Morrowind character.

>>14544859
You didn't have to if you're upset about it

>>14544848
>worst
Captain Falcon Hibiki isn't bad at all.

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welp

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>>14544860

holy shit what is this

im dying

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>>14544859

>>14544859
I TAKE IT BACK. STOP POSTING. DON'T LISTEN TO THE MAN!

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>>14544839
>>14544841
welp better help to end this shit show quickly to be honest I was suprised there's more decent art than horrible ones for bikki even if some are traced

This is surely Dainsleif's curse.

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>>14544878

Holy fuck.

>>14544878
You're not helping

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Part fucking 1

>>14544878
LISTEN TO MY STRONG

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>>14544892
Part 2 of fucking 2

Cease your unholy actions.

>>14544899
Oh the humanity!

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AWAY! AWAY!

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>>14544878
Fucking...

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Good night /sgg/

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B-burg?

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Goodnight /sgg/
I hope you get this out of your system by tomorrow morning

>>14544892
This is fine.
But I remember the next part that revealed he was a horsefucker.

CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmI-hGthrwA

>>14544915
>Tsubasa is Fine
Can you imagine?

>>14544878
>>14544911
I feel it's my civic duty as a husbando to hunt these hedonistic bastards down and burn them alive.

>>14544922
Less talk more rock

>>14544920
I already told you this! Whoever is Fine absorbs the boobs of those around her. It's why a Shirabe-Fine would become stacked, and why Ryouko was stacked and Tsubasa remained flat.

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>>14544925
>more rock

>>14544929
Explain the Gungnir girls

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Make it stop just make it stop already

>>14544937
Bikki's boobs are actually just pectoral muscles. Maria's are probably the work of Ver.

>>14544938
You've fucking done it now.

>>14544938
>no cutie marks
>youngest geah is 15

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhEs9KUQ4qo

>>14544937
Fine picks a target.

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>>14544899
I know there's a real part 2. Post it, you moot-infected shit.

>>14544916
What is even this video. A prank?

>>14544956

Dude had a psychotic episode IIRC

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DESS is the only escape from this hell.

>>14544961
So a prank?

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>>14544968

sure why not

>>14544938
Over the line, delete this one.

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>trying to find shit art of kanade
>get distracted by decent pixel art of her in interesting costume desings instead

ah well at least I hope it helps to end this disaster even for a little bit

I'm also going to sleep now, have a good night everyone

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>>14544970
I knew it!

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>>14544978
Oyasumi, anon.

>>14544978
>evil Kanade with a mask/rebreather
YES.

>>14544981
Why does she necessarily have to be evil, anon? Could just be going full out brawler mode.

>>14544991
Mask = bad.

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What the fuck are these faces oh god

>>14544992
Tell me about Kanade, why does she wear the mask?

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>>14544978
There's also this one that I'm pretty sure is by the same artist

>>14544991
Hair getting darker's worrisome

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>>14544993
AND SPEAKING OF FUCKING FACES GOOD FUCKING LORD

>>14544993
Nobody cared who she was until she put on the gear.

>>14544994
Dix-Neuf? Cool.

>>14544996
That face is really not bad at all anon, have you seen what the others have been posting?

>>14544998
>dix-neuf
That's Senketsu you dummy.

>>14545001
Yeah, but it just seems especially jarring compared to the rest of the piece.

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>>14544978
I've always wanted up-armored versions of geahs. Basically reverse the stripping and go full Toku.

>>14545005
Doesn't X-Drive up-armour them?

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Some things aren't so bad.

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>>14545009
Not really, they do turn into winged valkyries but still have areas unprotected. I want full bodyarmor, facemasks, basically Nehustan except fuller.

Or just KNIGHT BRAZER

>>14544991
Her outfit is colored like the evil team from season 2.
>he doesn't want to see Kanade mock Tsubasa's flaws
>he doesn't want to have Tsubasa show Kanade that she's big-winged senpai that people lean on, now

>>14545011
Even a trash heap can hold a discarded diamond or two

>>14545155
Shame we haven't found one yet.
Keep diggin', boys.

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I love Tsubasa.
I hope you're having a nice day today, /sgg/.

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Good night, /sgg/. I bid you heroic dreams of helping out as best you can at SONG while your Geahfu fights in the field, a confident smile on her face as she saves those in need from Noise or other disasters, saving the world with her song. Remember to always keep that song in your heart, so that she will always be with you, to save you when you need it.

Don't ever give up on living, even when things get rough. She wouldn't want you to. She'll be there with a smile to pick you up.

Finally got to see Hardcore Henry. It was pretty fun, but you might want to take some Dramamine before watching it.

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>>14545267
Good night, Kanadebro.
I want to fight on the battlefield with Tsubasa.

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>>14545267
Oyasumi, Kanadeanon.
I want to fight alongside Bikki in a full suit of armour, smashing noise to bits with Mjolnir.I want to be her Knight.

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>>14544839
I'm late but enjoy

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>>14545263

Im just turning into bed

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>>14545453

>>14544839

I don't like this game

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>>14545453
There's only one woman in that picture, isn't there?

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What did you fags do to this thread

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>>14545556

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>>14545559

I want a zenbu

>>14545568
I want a dikki sex toy

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How degenerate are you /sgg/?

>>14545679
I've always hated these charts, because of how arbitrary a lot are, and how they're always biased to the person that made them. But at least the bottom tiers are always hilarious.
I should not have googled concrete enema.

>>14545679
>Giantess is just creep
>Can be combined with anything up to ascended