/sgg/ - Symphogear General

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You're under arrest.

>>14351560
But I didn't do anything!

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>>14351564
But why?

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>>14351568
You're free to go.

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a snail is fine too

>>14351574
Those hip guards were pretty ridiculous

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>>14351601
Skintight bodysuits don't have much room for missile racks, you've gotta make space somewhere

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The quadfecta is complete.

>>14351623
Where are the others?

>>14351623
Why the condom?

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>>14351623

>>14351628
Make some balloons, of course.
Can't have a party without balloons!

>>14351628
Too let you know its time for sexy time.
Gotta protect those gears.

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>>14351564

>>14351682
I want to violate her tentacles.

>>14351643
Dolls can't get STDs like gonorrhea or kids.

>>14351693
Maybe its to keep your spunk from getting caught in her cogs and joints.

>>14351682
Isn't she the one that can't walk?

>>14351692
She's reserved for Yuuna's use only.

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>>14351628
Because not many people want to see her giant tongue and she had to do something with her mouth

>>14351706
Yes. Hence the tentacles.

>>14351706
She isn't walking or standing there, is she?

>>14351710
The dumbasses.
I mean, it's one more fun toy to play with, why wouldn't you?

>>14351710
The prostates she can massage with that tongue

>>14351693
>Dolls can't get STDs like gonorrhea or kids.
>Dolls can't get kids.

My god imagine pregnant dolls.

>>14351727
Matryoshka dolls?

>>14351727
STOP

>>14351727
You'd have to outfit them with specialized parts first, so they'd become more like the impregnable android thing from Armitage III.

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>>14351727
Well they do have wombs, at least according to this doujin.

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>>14351682
She's pretty stacked unlike some other crippled magical girls I could mention.

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>>14351737
>Armitage III.
Never heard of this.
Of course the dolls would need to have some sort of expandable belly installed to allow the baby to grow and survive.

>>14351749
Hayate has a decent rack too. Not super-stacked, but still there.

>>14351739
A lot of things have wombs according to doujins.
Damn, can't find a pic of that one hentai talk balloon about each man secretly having a secret womb, or something like that.

>>14351749
Well, Hayate is pretty short when you compare her to the others

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>>14351758
Are we talking about the same Hayate

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>>14351750
Go watch it, cool short mid 90s cyberpunk OVA with a cute robot girl as MC who can get pregnant herself.
>looked it up to remember some plot points
>the dub has Jack Bauer and Malcolm's dad
Oh.

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>>14351782
Yes. Talking about her as a loli is unfair, Nanoha and Fate didn't have breasts back then either and Mimori was also much smaller.

>>14351560
I want those wide-hipped cops to arrest me. Sexually.

>>14351750
>Never heard of this.
It's an old anime OVA from the 90s. The plot is some guy invents androids that look like humans, except they can get pragnant. The human government, which is led by a feminist party, no joke this is literally a line in the movie, declares that these impregnatable robots must all be destroyed for the sake of mankind, and surely not because the hags in office feel threatened of losing the only value they ever had.

The sequel, call Armitage the Third: Dual-Matrix was a weird thing where some other guy tried to replicate the impregnatable robots tech of the guy from the first movie, and for some reason made all his robots clones of the MC from the first movie.

I'm being purposely vague here as I don't want to spoil any of it for you. Also because I honestly don't remember much of them since the last time I watched them Bill Clinton was still in office. Just watch them. It's good fun.

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>>14351790
That is not happening buster

>>14351786
Is there an Armitage I and II?

>>14351805
No. The Third refers to the fact that she's a Third Generation android. AKA indistinguishable from a human AND impregnatable.

>>14351805
That damn Scirocco erased it, along with Macross 3 to 7 and the longrunning Megazone series except for 23.

>>14351805
Is there a Macross 3, 4, 5 and 6?

>>14351750
S T O P

>>14351798
So it's basically anime Blade Runner?

>>14351799

>Where does he come froooooom?

W-Where do you come from?

>What does he waaaaaaant?

Wh-What do you want?

>He waaaaants seeeeeex.

Sex Robot is one of my favorite WKUK sketches.

>>14351813
Keep going

>>14351821
Turn around.

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>>14351560

Natsume is mai waifu

>>14351822
Double-take three times

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>>14351815
More or less, yeah.
OVA people were really into Blade Runner, weren't them?

>>14351813
>>14351821
As the Dolls were based on Carol its only fitting that she should supply them with their egg stock.

>>14351727
You ever play Silent Hill Homecoming?

>>14351836
Never played the american silent hills.

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>>14351623
>>14351629

>>14351821
NO
>>14351826
STOP
>>14351836
Nobody should ever play that horrible shitpile of a game.

>>14351789
Hayate may have smaller tits, but she definitely has an infinitely larger mana capacity.

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>>14351848

>>14351856
Don't seem preggers.

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Post Nana

>>14351862
It's more about the "meat and bone under the porcelain" really.
Your dollfu will be cracking at the edges like that with a lump of red, bleeding flesh holding some kind of marble creature inside.

>>14351851
From the thumbnail it looked like she was missing her lower legs. They're dolls so I suppose their limb pop off and back on right?

>>14351869
>removing a doll's limbs and turning her into a fuck nugget
>no mutilation required
Great. A new fetish. Thanks, asshole.

>>14351853
The question of how they should give birth is an interesting one as creating vaginal mucles would be exceedingly difficult, however, the c-section would be a simple and the repairs could be done as simply as replacing the artificial womb and stomach.

>>14351870
Isn't that just a non-permanent variant of regular quad amputee shenanigans?

>>14351874
Yep. It would also require either dolls or quad amputees that don't stick to wheelchairs for maximum effect.

>>14351871
I meant womb and belly the stomach and nutrient exchange would have to added unless the doll's (with the exception of Micha) ability to process memories could be used to feed the fetus.

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>>14351876
I don't follow, what's wrong with wheelchairs?

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>>14351871
Well, if facial muscles can be emulated..

>>14351880
So does she lactate milk, gloss, wood finish, water, ice, what?
If she can give birth, she probably can sustain a child, too.

This is a very strange conversation

>>14351878
If the baby is a doll too, it would just feed on the memories like the others.

>>14351879
If you're a quad amputee, why the fucking hell would you pick wheelchairs over having cyborg limbs and just go full MEC Trooper?

>>14351886
Bah, it isn't even in /sgg/'s top 20.

>>14351886
You're right. Do the dolls take bleach up the ass, or vomit skittles?

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>>14351886
This was not my intention when I posted lewd dolls.

I just wanted to share in my dollfuckery.

>>14351890
yes

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>>14351866
Not today, Nana.

>>14351893
Share more colored dollfuckery. And also links to the fabled uncensored ones.

>>14351886
This isn't even /sgg/ in it's X-Drive form.

>>14351890
I love how the term "anal bleaching", while kinda weird-sounding on its own, doesn't even come close to the true insanity it really means.
If you google that it just shows stuff about bleaching the skin/hair around your butthole.

>>14351899
Yes, that is what I meant.

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>>14351886

>>14351887
>If the baby is a doll too, it would just feed on the memories like the others.
Baby would be human as its was created from on of Carol's eggs, only its incubation process would be highly irregular.

>>14351896

Heres the finished Garie from a few days ago: http://ferrousoxide.tumblr.com/post/145436527008

I draw a smattering of other stuff including stuff for my friends, and some non art posts, but I try to get some symphogear and dolls in when I can.

Unfortunately, things are gonna slow down a bit after this week when i finally start work because of 60 hour work weeks. but hey, money, and a fuckton of overtime pay.

I can go ahead and keep you all updated when I do get stuff done though.

Please stop talking about pregnancy stuff.

>>14351910
Why, are you pregnant?
Did you get someone pregnant?

>>14351908
>I want to give her big tits. t. two days ago
Shitdamn, you weren't lying.

>>14351908
You get overtime pay and they're still making you work 60 hours a week? Good for you, I suppose, but that still seems strange given most companies really hate having to pay overtime.

>>14351910
Not until I get to start a happy family with Chris

>>14351880
Those muscels could be used for providing pleasure instead.
>>14351885
Baby food can already be purchased, besides if the child survives on memories a method of memory exchange via kiss would still work.

>>14351914
I will admit to being a terrible person.

But I ain't gonna stop.

>>14351913
I'm infertile and it makes me extremely uncomfortable.

So, do you think doll babies can still get Zika?

>>14351916
I have no idea why they have people work so much overtime, but I'm assuming they save with the turnover rate or something.

Regardless, I'll be tired without much free time, but at least bills will be paid, and I can buy shit.

>>14351922
Sorry I kept running with it than

>>14351927
They'd save more money by hiring more people for fewer hours. 1.5x adds up.

>>14351924
No, the dolls wouldn't have external cells or blood outside the small reproductive system so there would be no place for the virus to take root from the mosquito.

>>14351928
It's fine, I should really stop letting it get to me so often. Some days I'm fine and just slightly discomforted, and others I feel like I need to take a cold shower.

>>14351931
I'm not in a position to argue with their practices, especially when I'll be reaping some benefit from it.

I'm just gonna be working in QC unless they move me some where else.

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If you're a guy and sterile, just remember gene splicing or your wife's son.
If you're a girl and infertile, just play tentacle games with egg-laying for a new fetish.

>>14351942
>egg-laying
Ewwwwhy dick, I just fapped you

>>14351942
Maria pls.

>>14351945
>play h-game where girl is infertile, so she uses sex to her advantage
>lose a fight/puzzle
>the horror on her face when she gets pregnant
>the mindbreak after she accepts it
So good.

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>>14351942
>Tsubasa with a ponytail

>>14351958
That weird dumb thing she already uses in her regular hairdo is kinda like a ponytail already, isn't it? Only to the side, and really dumb looking.

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>>14351965
So a sidetail?

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>>14351965

IT'S NOT DUMB

>>14351965
It's called a sidetail.

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>>14351965
>>14351969
Tsubasa's side ponytail has it's own gravity.

>>14351970
Maria pls

I wonder why Tsubasa ties her hair like that, a ponytail is much more efficient if she's fighting everyday.

>>14351958
Is Medaka Box worth watching

>>14351980
No, don't waste your time.
>tfw read all chapters of MB and watched all episodes of the anime adaption only to be depressed because Anshin'in will never be animated more than 5 minutes

>>14351980
Only if you like Nisio stuff and enjoyed the manga.

>>14351983
That Nanavoice, though.

>>14351979
>I wonder why Tsubasa ties her hair like that
She doesn't.
Every day, after she wakes up and take a shower, it's already done up when she notices it.

>>14351980
Give it a read, all boys are best boys

>>14351987
That adds more reason why it makes me feel depressed.
Why did the anime have to stop on the best part of that damn shit show.

I remember finding a comic on Twitter with animal versions of the Geahs and Chris was an orb of fluff with legs. But I can't remember where it is anymore. Anyone know what I'm talking about?

>>14351990
>Tsubasa
>taking showers

She hasn't bathed herself in 11 years. She wakes up every morning clean and refreshed.

There are benefits to having a hot niisan who is also a combination of a ninja and butler.

>>14351993
Because it wasn't that popular of a Jump manga so the fact it even got as many episodes it did was a surprise. I was actually hoping that if it didn't continue it would end on Kumagawa's first proper appearance, so the fact we even got a Kumagawa original episode afterwards was a bonus.

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>>14352001
Not that, but this comic has something similar.

>>14351993
Most anime adaptations are just lightnovel/manga advertisements these days, aren't they?
Unless it's something so ungodly popular anything of it just prints money. Even in that case some still take the Paragon choice to not abuse that particular cash cow and let it starve until everybody forgets about the original thing and the cow degrades to a regular cow, upon which it might get impregnated a couple more times by breeder bulls then taken to the abattoir, then finally becoming steaks, hamburgers, hotdogs, and I don't know where I was getting at anymore.

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>>14352004

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>>14352007
And that's it.

pls translate, i'll even typeset for you

>>14351990
>>14352002
What if the reason why Tsubasa's hair is always like that is because Yatsuhiro always ties up her hair like that when she was a kid and she wants to preserve that memory?

>>14352016

It's more likely that she started doing her hair up like that because his hair was always like that

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>>14352025
>his
You mean Yatsuhiro had long hair before too?

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>>14352001
You mean this one?

So in the Symphouniverse the curse of babel/confusion of tongues and original sin are technically the same thing, right?

Fine's tower would have been the equivalent of eating the forbidden pomengranate

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>>14352001
Comic? No, but I have this

>>14352038
>that Mikubird
>tfw those kind of birds always show up in my place
Weird.

>>14352038

Raccoons are malevolent and cunning though

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>>14352029
That Chris looks like the main character of some dorky NES/SNES platformer thingy that quickly failed and got forgotten.

>>14352038
This is outdated, Maria's animal should be a hybrid of a cat and cthulhu.

>>14352032
Why would they be? Fine's backstory is pretty blatantly based on the Tower of Babel story and long after humanity started.

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>>14351595

What happens if you leave DMJii apart for extended periods of time?

Nuclear fusion?

World peace?

>>14352029
Yeah, that. Do you have the original source?

>>14352044
More like a tribble with legs

>>14352029
>that Tsubasa
What a big bird.

Death

>>14352060
Stop posting and help Shirabe clean the house, Kirika.

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>>14352060
I feel like I've seen this in another thread.
Hmm.

>>14352050
Last time it resulted Kirika impaling Shirabe in the back.

>>14352066
Death is God's shitposting.

>>14352038
I want to nut on that bird

>>14352075
Which bird, anon?

>>14352082
All of them

What are your 3 favorite PS1 games, /sgg/? And your least favorites?
I'm doing a research, it's not about blowing up the moon, I can assure you.

>>14352046
>Why would they be? Fine's backstory is pretty blatantly based on the Tower of Babel story and long after humanity started.

Because prior to babel and the confusion of tongues, the lulu amel weren't all murdery. But then the confusion happened, and they created the noise to kill other lulu amel.

So basically the confusion stands in for the original sin, since it's the cause of hostility and murder in this universe.

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>>14352086

>>14352087
Silent Hill 1. Can't think of a least favorite.

>>14352088
That is a bit of a stretch. Especially since I can't recall anything about Lulu Amel being completely good, and there's probably some other basis for the Confusion of Tongues leading to humans becoming enemies.

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>>14352095
>basis for the Confusion of Tongues leading to humans becoming enemies

"I don't understand what that guy's saying anymore"
"Neither do I"
"LET'S FUCKING KILL HIM"

>>14352107
Sounds about right.
Can't trust these different people with their different words and shit.

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Goodnight /sgg/, I hope you have lewd dreams of your geahfu

>>14352107
>Human History: The Abridged Series

>>14352050

Heartrending duels and attempted suicide, apparently.

>>14352113
Really? It sounds accurate enough.

>>14352107
You gonna trust those shifty jews? Those fuckers write about being in Egypt, and that shit didn't happen.

>>14352107
Sounds about right.

Humans have fought over silly shit.

>>14352117

It leaves out all the parts where people got along and ganged up on those other guys

>>14352111
Thanks anon, you too. Good night.

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Daily reminder.

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>>14352130
That's what he gets for insulting second best girl

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>>14352158
>tfw Kanade will never wear that as she sits on your face

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>>14352165
>tfw Kanade will never intertwine her fingers with yours and clutch down tightly as she rides your face to orgasm
is it time? Have the other kanadefags come out?

>>14352169

I'm a Kanadefag in that I believe Maria is just a fling and Kanade has left a birch tree shaped hole in her heart that only Ogawa can fill

>>14352171
>Ogawa
How unprofessional! That's her manager!

>>14352173
Manager? I barely know 'er!

>>14352174
Cum'in'er? Of coursh!

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>>14352176

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>>14352179
Tsubasa would never do such a thing!

>>14352184
I want to pinch Zesshoushinaibasa's cheeks.

>>14352176
>you will never fill your geahfu with your warm, sticky love
>she will never sigh in ecstasy as she lays down on top of you
>you will never fall asleep, spent, holding each other close
Life is pain. Anyone who tries to tell you otherwise is selling something.

>>14352179
>Not cumming balls deep inside your geahfu every day
How can you say you love her?

>>14352179
Gotta make the rooster lay eggs somehow.

>>14352186
Kanade would have that kind of dominant, happy sex with no sadism that Maria wishes she had the confidence to do.

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>>14352186
Acceptance is the first step.
And the hardest.

>>14352198
Go to bed, Sigmund.

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>>14352191
>Kanade would have that kind of dominant, happy sex with no sadism that Maria wishes she had the confidence to do.
Exactly. Her nee-san personality made her perfect gentle femdom material - she's on top, for sure, but guiding you by the hand in how to make both of you feel good. She holds the power, but doesn't abuse it, instead using it for both your pleasure.

>>14352198
There is a difference between accepting and moving on.

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>>14352188
>Ruining your geahfu's career and dreams just because of carnal desires
I'm going to cum inside her while hugging her tenderly, with my lips sealing her's, holding hands with our fingers interlocked once we're officially married.

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>>14352203
Shame she's not a main character. Season 4 should be either time travel, alternate universe, or Hibiki fighting her way out of hell with Serena and Kanade.

>>14352208

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>>14352213
>they bring back Kanade somehow
>season 4 consists of slice of life with a love triangle between Maria, Tsubasa, and Kanade
I'd be fine with this.

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>>14352198
Tell me about it

>>14352206
Whatever makes you both happy anon, remember that things like birth control exist too.

>>14352217
Slice of life is the best option, really.

>>14352225
Of course, it'd give us enough time to work out all the kinks left over, like Top Dad being top dad.

>>14352227
Or we could just make Topdad non-canon.

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>>14352213
>>14352217
As several other anons have said before though, part of what lets her be so perfect is that she's dead, and didn't really have time to have any major character flaws established. Sure, she had the blood vomiting rageslut mode, but that was mostly resolved in her (off-screen) character development. By the time she was in Zwei Wing she had become nearly flawless.

Having Maria/Kanade/Tsubasa all together would be great. Kanade interacting with Maria would be great.

>>14352225
>>14352227
I was gonna say this, be careful with what you wish

>>14352232
>she had the blood vomiting rageslut mode
But that's hot.

>>14352233
Oh, there's always the possibility of it going in a completely terrible direction.
But don't give up on living!
At least not until season 4 airs.

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>/o/tist reporting in
>looking for a new car
>tfw much like your gearfu your perfect car does not exist or is too expensive

why even live?

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I just miss her so much. Strong and beautiful, perfect in every way.

Why did Symphogear have to wait until Episode 2 to stop killing people?

>>14352244
How much does a Chris cost?

>>14352259
Dunno, what's the average price for used meat in Val Verde?

>>14352257

The good ones die first.

>>14352259

Your life and you'll find her after

>>14352261

About $2.50.

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>>14352261

>>14352261
I'm going to find you and bully you so hard

>>14352264
I'll give you $2.20 and some pocket lint

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>>14352261

SOLID KILL

>>14352272

Cotton or polyester?

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>>14352270
Good luck.

>>14352274
Cotton, of course. All I wear is comfy pajamas until I have to go out. Also, I'd like a receipt.

Anyone watching Kabaneri? What do you think of it? I think the show just went to shit in the episode and not in a good way.

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>>14352130

Wait what? What did just happen over there?

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>>14352261
>>14352264
>>14352272
>>14352274

>>14352307
I think I'm enjoying Kiznaiver more than Kabaneri now.

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>>14352307
Does it have jokesubs that change it into something about spicy food? Because I would totally watch that version.

>>14352312
I expect I will too when I get around to watching it. I had hopes for Kabaneri, but oh well.

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>>14352307
I like the visuals, Mumei is delicious in her fighting outfit, and I'm always a sucker for EGOIST. Rest of it is alright I guess.

>>14352307
Shitgeki with clones, at least now it seems that it will be a trainwreck

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>1 month left until Nana's new single
I am hype.

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>>14351538
>[Embed] [Embed]
Just when we finally got the fucking embeds out.

What is the embed meme

>>14352361
It's when OP goes retard and forgets to take off the [Embed]s.

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君の笑顔で世界がやばいよ

>>14352466
>tfw can't read jupiter runes
I'll just take that as "Aoi's cute".

>>14352466
>With your smile, the world is dangerous.
What?
That feel when I only wasn't able to read egao.

>>14352516
Google translates it as The world is dangerous in your smile

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Yesterday's Smile Gang was fun.
Nana confirmed for /o/.
>likes sports cars
>she gets very happy when sports cars are being discussed
>she likes open roof cars but likes the 2 seater types the most
>but she doesn't want to be on the other side, she won't ride if she's not the one driving

I might post a summary tomorrow

>>14352525
Maybe he means Aoi's smile is too cute tha it puts the world in danger?

>>14352529
>Nana will never take you in for a wild ride with her cool car
Why live

>>14352529
>but she doesn't want to be on the other side, she won't ride if she's not the one driving
Seeing as she always has to sing the OP that makes perfect sense

>>14352529
We need a "Get in faggots" image of Nana now.

>>14352537
I want to race with Nana while blasting some wild Eurobeat.

>>14352533
Maybe he's a shitposting faggot.

>>14352604
Nah, I don't think he's that "hibiki is the least popular character" guy.

>>14352604
失禮ですね

>>14352355
I knew I shoudn't have copypasted the stuff beyond the normal OP.

>>14352625
Those links are okay, they'll be replaced soon enough anyway.
But at least take the effort to check if there are embeds again.

>hand is throbbing in pain and hurts when i move it
i think i drew too much

>>14352687
That's just means you didn't draw enough.

>>14352687
I bet you didn't even draw futabiki/miku

>>14352688
I should get a prosthetic arm
>>14352695
They get too much stuff already, and they don't deserve my shitty drawings

I just noticed we have quite a number of drawfags in here.

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>>14352583
>priced out a racecar project
>mfw found out I could have a 600+HP 2JZ-GTE powered IS300 in under a year and still buy a '93 Cherokee first
[DESIRE TO BUILD ITASHA INTENSIFIES]

>>14352726
Do it anon.
Do it and race with Nana.

>>14352726
Make a Nana itasha

>>14352744
>anon makes a Nana itasha
>his car is somewhat blessed by a divine being that it doesn't crash or gets fucked by gangsters

>>14352744
There was a Feito itasha near the Budoukan last February.

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Do not click if you suffer from waifu depression.

>>14352812
Thank God that I have a different waifu.

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>>14352848
Well, no prob. We'll keep trying to depress you.
Now, is THIS your waifu?

>>14352857
>implying I'm not already depressed enough
Nice joke.
That's still not her by the way.

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>>14352873
No matter. We have like, 7 plausible, highly probable choices.
Even if we don't get her by then, it shouldn't extend past Itaba, Miku or BrrrrCarol, we'll get you eventually

>having a waifu

>>14352893
Okay, you got me.

I guess it's time to sleep.
Good night, /sgg/.

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>>14352899
It's not like I actually wanted to have one.
>>14352901
And I forgot my image.

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Just here to tell you all i appreciate your companionship and wish you all a Geahful day!

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Grape-kun has been getting swole. Confirmed late mid-boss of season 4.

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>>14352932
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

>>14352937
AAAAAAAAAAAAAANNOUNCE THE 4 GAME ALREADY

>>14352995
This E3 can't afford having any more hype announcements, or else the hype would be enough to colapse the universe into a singularity, now that we have SKYRIM RERELEASED, NOW WITH SOME GRAPHICAL POLISH THAT MODS ALREADY DID HALF A DECADE AGO

>>14353013
Supposely Croteam is in, but it could just be Talo's Principle 2

>>14353013
>all that shit about Dishonored 2, even showing LAST YEAR'S FUCKING TRAILER
>when all I want is Arx Fatalis 2/Arx Fatalis Remastered

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>>14353129
At least they showed some gameplay
I think it was the only thing in the first two shows that had any gameplay
I don't know why I even bother watching E3

>>14353133
Yes, but I don't give a shit about Thi4f Lite.

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>New Serious Sam is a VR game

I don't a give a shit about E3, for me is an event for normalfags who get excited by the same things every year and then they get disappointed

>>14353147
>normalfags
Only retards like us that love to torture themselves bother sitting through this shit

>>14353147
>watching E3 for anything but the memes

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>>14353145
Fucking monkey's paw.

>>14352309
>people always post the old version
>after it got fixed twice

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My wife Hibiki is the cutest!

I'm retarded! isn't that Fine?

>>14353177
Kirika pls

I had a dream about Kanade last night. We were on a cruise ship, on our honeymoon. Suddenly a bunch of the demons from DOOM were on the boat and it was sinking because they'd blown something up. I found Reaper's shotguns on the ground and picked up one and gave the other to Kanade, and we fought our way to the deck of the ship. I watched Widowmaker get torn in half by one of the jetpack demons, and we jumped into the water (because there were no life boats, apparently), and tried to swim away from the ship. It worked for a little while, but then exhaustion took me and I slipped beneath the waves and drowned. The last thing I remember from the dream was Kanade reaching her hand down to try to save me, but she couldn't reach.

>>14353191
You really Kanade. Don't get offended but one day I told a guy that there were Kanadefags here and he laughed saying that how is that even possible

>>14353191
>The last thing I remember from the dream was Kanade reaching her hand down to try to save me, but she couldn't reach.
I'm sure the last time she screamed to you was "Don't give up on living!"

>>14353197
>Hibiki's catchphrases are borrowed from Kanade sacrificing her life and topdad peeling potatoes
Something is not right

>>14353200
She got one from Genjuro but the translators fucked that one by changing their minds about how translating works between the times they said it.

dumb kanadeposter

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>I see a pedo

>>14353268
It's not nice to call Kirika names like that

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>>14353268
Not anymore, Bikki's sweaterbikkies cured me of my flat-fetish.

>>14353268
No, you are seeing Fujitaka

>>14353293
I was like "Bikki you dumdum you cut the hole in the wrong place!"

Then I saw "that."

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>>14353466
I don't know what's more retarded. The fact she managed to cut a sweater with safety scissors, or the fact she thought elmer's glue would fix it.

>>14353478
Please no bully, remember Miku is who dress her.

>>14351870
>new fetish
How new r u? That's ele/m/entary, lad.

>>14353515
I think he was referring to the "no mutilation required" part

>>14353526
Again, far from a new concept for dolls. Dolljoints are as old as 4chan.

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>>14353226
Which one was that?

>>14353533
Before someone gives me shit, I mean that dolljoints were a popular fetish and discussion topic, not that Rozen Maiden invented them. Polite sage for sagefag reply and doublepost

>>14352529
>>but she doesn't want to be on the other side, she won't ride if she's not the one driving

That's perfect because I can't

Guys, I was thinking about it and the problems they could have officializing the yuri and maybe I got the solution to it, make them officially bisexuals, it's just that the person they love is a girl but they are also attracted to men. Chris can be only het. What do you think?

>>14353675
They never officialize yuri couples because the subtext sells more as it leaves things to the imagination, not because there would be any problem or backlash with a lesbian couple.
It's the same logic for why a man finds a woman in lingerie more attractive than a fully naked woman.
Drop the yurishit for a bit and go read some books.

Is E3 going on right now? What's been announced so far?

>>14353750
Yes, Symphogear RPG made by NIS with Mother 3ish music timing mechanics.

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>>14353750
Microsoft is putting out an Xbone Slim in August, but is also putting out an Xbox One 2.0 next year so there's no real reason to get that one if you wanna get the other.

Halo Wars 2, Gears of War 4 + some GoW character in KI, Dead Rising 4, Scalebound, and some indie games were the big things at Microsoft along with a lot of Windows 10 cross-platform stuff. Crackdown 3 and Phantom Dust were MIA

PC show was pretty bad, as usual, turned it off 30 mins in.

Ubisoft is up and the new South Park game looks pretty good, better than Stick of Truth at least.

Sony's later tonight. Rumor's have it we're getting Kojima and Devil May Cry 5 tonight.

>>14353774
Kojimbo showed up on Dewrito Pope's E3 stream to talk for a bit so he's definitely at E3 for one reason or another

Maybe there'll be a teaser for his game or something

>>14353774
Don't forget that they said "nobody would be left behind" so it'll just be hardware upgrades or some shit. It'll probably be similar to the N3DS

>>14353774
>PC show was pretty bad, as usual, turned it off 30 mins in.
Elaborate.

>>14353774
>the new South Park game looks pretty good
Funny, my friends on facebook are blasting it for being ridiculously racist and homophobic.

They used tro be normal people, I swear.

At least Scalebound got confirmed for PC. Might be time to get Windows 10.

>>14353785
Hardware/razer shilling, cringe, and no games of note.

https://youtu.be/E7LCf4nsOpI
>they did it again

>>14352107
Actually the humans who understood the same languages as eachother were bundled together and spread to separate regions of the earth.
Which is probably why distrust occurs after encountering each other again after a few generations.

>>14352087
Legend of Legaia
Spyro
FF9

I don't have a least favorite really?
Maybe Lucky Luke. I couldn't really understand how to play it because I was young when I got it.

>>14352087
WA2
Gundam Battle Assault 2
SoTN

>literally nothing even interesting at E3

>>14353888
Sony did pretty good last 2 E3s, have they showed anything yet?
I just lost most of my interest in the damn thing.

>>14353899
Sony isn't for another 3-4 hours, but it should be pretty good this year too, Sony has been making some good decisions lately.

>>14352087
Parasite Eve 2
Wild Arms 1
Dino Crisis 2

>>14353908
I'll say. They even managed to convince me to get a PS4 before I had anything to play on it.
BloodBorne and Uncharted 4 flipped that completely though

>>14353915
I'm just waiting for whatever this PS4 No bullshit is before I decide what model to get as a SRW/Dragon Quest/Bloodborne box
Hopefully the damn thing will have a decent library by the end of its life, I didn't end up getting my PS3 until like 2012.

>>14353923
>No
Neo*

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>>14352087

Favorites? Damn that's hard, ps1 had a shit ton of games I like

Lunar 2
Soul Blade
Resident Evil 2

Lucia is mai waifu

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>>14352107
>>14352108
>>14352113
>>14352121

It's all those stupid readers faults.

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>>14352087
Castlevania SOTN
Valkyrie Profile
Vagrant Story

>>14353923
Unfortunately Sony has said they aren't showing it at e3, which is a little stupid of them.

Though we're pretty sure it's a PS 4.5 the same way the N3ds was just a faster 3ds.

>>14353954
It's probably smarter that they're not showing it if they don't have anything substantial to show, but they'll probably bring out VR at the very least.

>>14353954
Yeah I bet they'll show it at TGS. Still though, I'm not gonna bother buying a regular PS4 now when some new thing that might be worth it is around the corner. I'd need to know the specifics for sure before I decide.

>>14353954
>they aren't showing it at e3, which is a little stupid of them.
Why would they waste the hype on an invite-only conference?

E3 hasn't mattered in years.

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Shinfogia extreme beach volleyball when?

>>14353978
>Zenbu tanlines
I don't think my body could handle it

>Bloodstained demo for backers
Neat, but when

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>>14353980
You need to develop resistance.
Here, have Zenbu lewdness

>>14354027
Why would I ever want to resist the Zenbu?

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>>14354029
Resilience, then?
Either way, this is for your own good, you need to live through the day we get Zenbu tanlines.
Think of all of the people who lost their lives due to monochrome

>>14354036
We can only hope that day comes

>>14352705
I have seen like two futabiki/miku pictures in all of existence
Anytime someone draws futabiki it's always raping Chris for some reason

>tfw anus is on fire
Help.

>>14354088
Lay off the peppers

>>14354088
You need a good anal bleaching.

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>>14354077
Miku is for pure loving.
Chris is for degenerate /d/ ramming.

>>14354088
Put 7 Skittles inside, that will fix it.

>>14354103
All geahs are for tender loving
Give Chris a break already

>>14354099
Not too far off, actually. I unknowingly ate a spicy sausage during lunch today and it came back to haunt me.