Symphogear General - /sgg/

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>>14260760
bikki doggy dicki

Bestiality is underrated.

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PROPER IMAGE WHERE/WHEN?

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>tfw you want to give up on living

>>14260804
>tfw bide enough time to where income is good again and you can finally buy things that aren't beans and rice
Things are moving again!

FUCK CAN I STILL BUY THAT POSTER FROM THAT ONE GUY

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>>14260791
THAT FUCKING TEASE

FUCK FUCK FUCK

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I want to do lewd things with Zenbu

>>14260791
>tissues box

>>14260823
Electronics pull a lot of dust, anon.

>>14260791
Clearly they like watching us suffer

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>>14260791

>>14260791
I wonder if this guy live alone.

>>14260760
Why does this work so well

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EGOIST gear when?

>>14260823
To live means to be battle ready, anon.

>>14260842
I don't think Chelly's voice is strong enough to be a geah.

>>14260836
Naw he probably bangs his wife like twelve times a day.

>>14260846
I hope his wife is still sane.

>>14260845
I don't know, she's had some strong songs, like the Kabaneri OP.

>>14260858
That's just her saying KOUUUUUUUTETSUUU NO KAABAAAAAAANEEERI WO in a loud voice.
She'd easily be eaten by Nana, or even Aoi.

>>14260865
She wouldn't be able to compete with Nana or Aoi, no, but someone like Nanjo couldn't compete either. It's possible in terms of singing capability, but it's still a pipe dream either way.

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>>14260865
Speaking of kabaneri... I want more muscle on Bikki next season.

>>14260875
I can agree with that.

>>14260872
Nanjo's voice is strong enough not to be totally overwhelmed by Nana. But if we're talking about competing sales here then there's really no way to surpass Nana unless you create another CD spouting idol shit series like Love Live or kill her.

>>14260875
I just saw a video about a guy whose biceps were so bloated with steroids they leaked goop and exploded, I'm kind of repulsed by muscles right now.

>>14260899
You should be repulsed of steroids, not muscles. It is possible to have a good body build with good training and diet, no need for steroids.

>>14260897
>But if we're talking about competing sales here
I wasn't talking about sales, just singing ability, but you're not wrong about the sales thing.

Will Nana receive the near religious worship that most huge name celebrities get when she dies?

>>14260910
I want her to bite it only in 2077.

>>14260910
She already gets religious worship and hate and she's still alive.
Some people think Nana's some kind of cupid now because lots of her fans are getting married because they met at her concerts.

>>14260911
>another 61 years
I don't think that's possible, anon.

>>14260918
Dying at 97 is possible-ish.

>>14260918
She's an asian woman, her chances are higher than most people making it that far.

>>14260911
I don't think she can hold out that long anon.
>all friends ded
>little sister is ded
>mama and papa is waiting on the other side
>no one knows her anymore asides being a legend of the past

>>14260922
>>14260925
Well, she must be ridiculously healthy at this point, so she's probably capable of living past 100.

>>14260926
>no one knows her anymore asides being a legend of the past
In the Middle Ages there was a songstress, her songs were powerful, they united hearts and nations, and she also was an expert swordswoman. And God.
This is the reconstituted legend of the Samurai Seben.

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>>14260930
>ridiculously healthy
>Nana
>always lies that she's completely fine but she's really sick
>performs lives even when she has ulcer
>still performs even if her body is hurting like shit
>will fucking work even if she has the deadly Japanese cold unless you tell her not to go several times
>passes out EVERY FUCKING DAY
>Nana
>ridiculously healthy

>>14260938
Would keep in the national library and tell to children/10

>>14260945
>passes out EVERY FUCKING DAY
That's called sleeping, anon.
Try that out some day.

>>14260899
Bad news friend anon, you're covered in muscles!

In fact your heart is a giant muscle, disgusting isn't it? What a worthless organ, existing only to have aches, burns, and attacks. You'd be better off without it.

However I have some good news as well, I'm in the process of hiring new recruits for my skeleton army. We've currently got lots of openings in high-ranking positions but I suggest you apply fast, people are dying to join us. This is an especially good opportunity for someone such as yourself who finds muscles disgusting. I look forward to receiving your application!

>>14260953
What do you need a skeleton army for?

>>14260945
>that tiny bird keep singing

>>14260955
Why WOULDN'T you need a skeleton army?

>>14260952
I didn't mean it in that way. She does sleep, but she literally passes out everyday.
Like she's walking down the hallway then she just blacks out.
Listen to this episode if you can understand Japanese.
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm18715881

>>14260957
Good point.

>>14260953
???
But I'm not a skeleton.

>>14260973
Too late. There's a skeleton inside of you right now.

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>>14260953

Become like Dick Cheney then and get an artificial heart. That dude is basically immortal

>>14260938
>Samurai Seben is the sword who cleaves Evil
>she lurks at night to kill evil
>when you see an exploded motorcyle, it means she has passed by

>>14260975
>external battery pack
That sounds impractical as fuck.
It's the future, where are the miniature nuclear reactor powered artificial hearts?

>>14260974
Bullshit.

>>14260975
>battery and control box on the chest
This is some Darth Vader shit.

>>14260973
You are a skeleton just waiting to happen. All that osseous potential locked away under layers of disgusting muscle and flesh. And your time is now! Allow me to help you free yourself from the envelope of blood and meat surrounding you. Enlist in the skeleton army today!

>>14260984
>having an easy access power source is stupid, lets just fill ourselves with a radiological hazard that can't actually fit in our bodies

>>14260989
Not with that attitude we can't.

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>>14261000
She's like a cute koala.

>>14261006
Why so obsessed with koalas

Ever since GX it's been nothing but koalas with you guys

>>14261006
She looks so happy and cute, makes want to bully her!
Bully her poking her _hat_!

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>>14261009
It started because of the Autoscorers.
You write "Autoscorers in moonspeak as オートスコアラー, or "otosukoara".
Koara can be interpreted as Koala in English if you are autistic enough.

>>14261006
I don't have that picture of Aoi holding a koala at hand.
Yet another reminder that I have to sort my pictures.

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>>14261029
I always wonder how I'd organize my folder.
I have my Nana reaction images and magazine interviews sorted out but I don't really know where to put the rest since I don't really know where all of my images came from.

>>14260918
>implying that in the year 7777, if otaku is still alive, they won't find that Nana is the Empress of all time and space

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Why is Unyon such a cocktease

>>14261054
>year 7777
>Nana is sitting alone on top of Earth
>she's the only being left in the entire Universe
>no one will listen to her song
>someone arrives
>it's robot Aoi bringing her some 2ch memes

>>14261054
Reminds of the discussion we have about Nana discovering old memes in the future.

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>>14261075

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>>14261066
>draws all these lewd pictures of Bikki that are clearly just cropped/covered images of her nude
>won't even make a doujin
Unyon, please.

>>14261083
>Dark history

>>14261089
UNIVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASU

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>>14261083
I wish someone screencapped that one.

>>14261091
Tetsu Inada geah when?

>>14260899
link?

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I think I might have a problem, /sgg/.

>>14261156
I wish I could have so much Aoi in my room.

>>14261156
Hot glue that green hair girl, green hair girls a shit!

>>14261156
You like Aoi. That's not a problem.
Just think of the room of Nanafags in nipland. They're literally drowning in Nana. They're worse than you.

>>14259774
Dammit, am I going to have to watch this show now?

>>14260158
Aoiyuukiness

>>14260823
I always keep a box of tissues by my computer in case I get a runny nose.

>>14261166
Go to bed, Kawamori.
And stop remaking the VF-19 and VF-25 over and over again for fuck's sake.

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I don't know which of these I like better, the flat versions or the shaded ones

>>14261338
Flat Zenbu would be better, yes.

>>14261349
Stop being jealous, Shirabe

>>14261349
>flat Zenbu

I am simultaneously sickened, curious, and aroused

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>>14260760
>>14260841

This is too perfect

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2saPr88Omho

>>14261472
OH SHIT HERE COME DAT BOI

Are there any download links for Rune ga Pikatto Hikattara yet?

>>14261497
It's not even out yet, better off just ripping the ED from the episode.

> New episode soon
I'm ready for more shinpi.

>>14261349
>>14261355
>>14261450
> SONG has a run in with a relic that can transfer bust sizes between individuals. Maria and Chris end up flat as a board while Shirabe and Tsubasa end up stacked. The episode is wacky hi-jinks as they try to adapt as SONG tries to reverse the effects.

>>14261509
Meanwhile, Tsubasa spends the entire episode standing in one place, mesmerized by her new Marias

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>>14261506
shrimpy?

>>14261525
What the fuck is this

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>>14261525
Shinpi.

>>14261526
>he doesn't know that Mamoru is Chirico done right

>>14261526
> Not knowing Clawshrimpy
How new to /m/ are you?

>>14261536
I joined /m/ this February.

>>14261525
at a glance I thought this was mechs beating up The Thing

>>14261545
You'll need to lurk some more, then.

>>14261548
>>14261545
Or even just search through the archives.

>>14261548
Does Shrimpy even hang out over here anymore?
Thought he was permabanned ages ago already.

Anyway, for the newfriend, he was basically roughly /m/'s own CWC.

>>14261545
>managed to avoid shrimpy, valverager, AND crack-kun

I envy newfriends sometimes.

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>>14261556
>he was basically roughly /m/'s own CWC

Jesus Christ, I can't even begin to imagine how someone could stand that shit.

>>14261578
>AND crack-kun
Unfortunately I had ran into him over on the Symphogear threads on /a/.

>>14261578
Being exposed to Getter shitposter and Black_Knight isn't much better.

>>14261590
Black_Knight's not as bad as the rest of those imo, he's only really bad about some stuff. A lot of stuff. Like, put him next to clawshrimpy and he suddenly looks fine to me, until I try to talk to him again.

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>>14261587
I don't pay attention to /a/ Symphogear threads. All I know is that he stopped coming here, and I thank Nana every day for it.

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>>14261601
as far as we know

>>14261606
Get ready for nonstop shitposts by crack-kun during S4 and S5!
Also what if crack-kun is hibitchki anon?

>>14261600
Does he even post outside of "ZEON DID NOTHING WRONG" threads? I've never bothered to look.

Has anything of note happened since S4 & S5 were simultaneously announced?

>>14261616
They announced the video game, did you miss that? Action game by Platinum.

>>14261615
Yes

Don't bother to look

>>14261616
Grape noise are being sold again!

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>>14261616
Skittles did.
>>14261620
For some reason I'm inclined to not believe you.

>>14261612
"Hibitchki" is such a mouthful. Rolls off the tongue like a car pile up made of barbed wire. Also vaguely sounds like a slav/russian surname or something.

>>14261606
If that autist was still here I'm pretty sure they'd make themselves know. We are pretty degenerate on a regular basis.

>>14261616
Hollywood announced they'll make a live action film adaptation.
Just to fill up the gap in the development hell now that the GitS movie is apparently happening now for realsies, of course.

>>14261623
>Skittles
Post bleach.

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>>14261637
How about Hibleachy, who'll be a tertiary character in S5 because she's on her honeymoon with Miku?

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Zubaban!
Which girl should I go for next?

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>>14261665

>>14261665
Old lady who runs Flower

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>>14261670
Well that was easy. Took longer than Tsubasa, but still relatively easy.
>>14261674
I don't think she's on there.

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>GX was about tying up loose ends from G
>The issue with topdad was one of those loose ends
>ergo, topdad won't show up in the next seasons because his plotline is over

Holy shit I just blew my own mind.

>>14261665
>>14261689
It never gets Kanade. Deceased, red-headed spear-wielding teenage girl form anime always leads to Kyouko from Madoka

>>14261689

that game went to complete shit once people started putting in questions to ask if the character was from their shitty fanboy series like Bleach or Avatar or whatever

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>>14261701
If it's any consolation, I tried getting Zenbu but got TweedleJII instead.

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>>14261701
Finally got her senpai.
This took way too many attempts.

>>14261796
>that pic
Good times

>>14261497
Check nyaa. I'm listening to it right now.

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>>14261711
>TweedleJII

You. I like you

>>14261827
>shark
But why?

>>14261835

because

fuck

you

DESS

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Oyasumi, /sgg/.

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>>14261851

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>>14261851
Goodnight

I'm off to bed too

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>try to sleep early at 11 pm
>wake up at 1am
>won't be able to sleep again until like 7am
Fuck me, why i keep trying to sleep early?
Luckily is sunday.

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>This is to inform you that your purchased item has arrived at our office.

Finally. Scans of these three soon as they arrive.

>>14261993
>11pm
>early
must be nice

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>>14261993
>always get tired after midnight
>can't actually fall asleep until 6am
At least you're able to get to sleep that early.

>>14261999
Right looks like the most interesting one

>>14261999
Good shit anon.

>>14261999
Doing gods work scananon.

>translation never

>>14262002
Not him but I'm the same way. Although no matter what time I go to sleep, as long as I get there I'll stay there til 2PM or so when the sun shines in on my face.

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>>14261993
>dead tired after work
>still stay up until 5am

I wanna die.

>>14262035
Look for a job you like more?

>>14262037
It's not that I hate my job, I hate how my habits haven't changed.

>>14261999
Is it just me or DMJii doujins almost always have animal ears/tails for some reason?

>>14262047
>some reason
Because it's cute. And semi-canon or something, they're like that on the cover of the staff book, too.

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>>14262047
>>14262053

Okay Ive been watching anime for decades and to this day still do not understand the animal ear thing.

>>14262069
It's just something that people like to add on to characters to make them look cuter. Sometimes it doesn't work, though.

>>14262072

Well how'd it start? I mean it had to catch on somewhere

>>14262069
It makes cute girls cuter by adding cute traits from cute animals. With the right combination you can produce the ultimate moeblob.

>>14262075
I have no idea where it started, but it just probably started as one of those moe characteristic things.

>>14262075
That's actually a good question.
Folklore, maybe?
Everywhere there's always one or other story about a human-like creature with animal characteristics, who turns into an animal, IS an animal, etc.
Combine that with the ever existing primordial impulse of wanting to fuck things, them looking human helps but isn't essential, and there you go.

>>14262090
That Cretan queen huh

>>14262069
Write a letter to playboy and ask them why bunnies

>>14262069
I don't get it either senpai

it ruins everything for me

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She sleeps in my bed yet I still miss her, her smile, her voice, her sunshine.

Season 4 needs to hurry the hell up.

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>>14262178
The GX daki was a godsend. I won't sleep with the S1 daki, it cost me a fortune.

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Is Aoi a pirate?

>>14262178
>Season 4
I'm laughing my ass off.
You're going to be so disappointed but I'll love it.

Hibiki is already confirmed to become at least secondary, most likely tertiary

>>14262193
I want to touch her!

>>14262195
Are you retarded?

>>14262286
Are you?

hibiki is the least popular character and is basically confirmed becoming a tertiary character.

>>14262291
>source: my ass

>>14262298
Why would I spend time on some shit liking a horrible character?

You will see next season, she's going to either become tertiary or maybe even killed off and I'll be proven right

>>14262298
>replying to him
Did your bait sensor break?

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>>14262302
Yeah have fun with that. I'm sure Shitbasa or Maria will suddenly become important.

>>14262307
Seriously kill yourself after you're done jerking off to that tantrum throwing shorthaired boybitch

>>14262030
>underestimating the fags in here
Did you forget Nananon who has the patience and autism to translate Nana radio shows for us?

>>14262309
>asshurt Shitbasafag
MUH KANADE
MUH SWORD
MUH SWORD
MUH SWORD
MUH DAD
MUH INCEST
MUH WING

>>14262193
>Aoi likes birds too
I'm pretty much sure now that she and Nana are good friends.

>>14262313
Hey fucker, don't associate that low level junk to Tsubasa.

>>14262313
>waaahhhh
>I don't want my boybitch to be killed off by the writers
Lol
Writers have already decided
hibiki will never be MC again

Reminder to ignore and don't feed the shitposter.

>>14262322
You accidentally greentexted your first two lines, Shitbasafag.

>>14262324
It is pretty obvious he is replying to himself.

>>14262326
I'm begging you, don't drag Tsubasa to that faggot. He's clearly using Chris and Tsubasa as bait to his anti-Hibiki posts.

>>14262316
She likes animals in general.
I don't know if she owns anything else besides her two cats and the bird, though.

He is probably replying to himself.

>>14262328
Oh no I was found out.

>>14262332
That's cute. I'm glad she has time to take care of all those animals.

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>step out for a while
>come back
>people replying to Hibiki hater and even got Tsubasa dragged
Stop.

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Wedding soon

>>14262359
But that's taboo.

Anyone good at math here? Please help.

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>>14262361
What is taboo?

>>14262362
Post away. I think we had a mathematician here before.

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>>14262362
Forgot my pic.

>>14262362
The answer is 5.

>>14262362
>>14262368
You should be able to solve this.

>>14262371
Shut up, Layton.

>>14262368
Is that fucking moon under the equation?

>>14262367
Oh yeah, what happened to him anyway. You're talking about the guy that wrote a TsubaMari fic not long after G ended right? Or its someone else?

>>14262382
Yeah, that guy.
I never heard anything about him after G. That's also when I left /a/ so I don't know what happened to him.

>>14262377
Yeah. Artist draw a lewd and then locked it. Said to solve this equation to get the password to unlock the drawing. The password is 7 digits only.

>>14262388
What an ass.
>everyone's face when it's actually scat

>>14262368
Link to where I can enter the answer?

>>14262409
http://privatter.net/i/1264994

Please post the answer here if you got it.

Note: It's totally unrelated to geah.

>>14262368
Wouldnt this just be one?
As h approaches infinity, it would be (1+0+0+0)^(verylarge/3) which is still one.
those division all approach zero, so thats
The only relavent term is 1^inf, which is one.

>>14262368
It's 1506097

>>14262424
It works.
Kind of disappointed

>>14262428
>>14262424
Really? Feels like the artist failed at math then because the answer is obviously just 1. Well, whatever works.

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>>14262424
Thank you!

>>14262433
Its either 1 or e^81 or 1.5060973e+35. Only one of them got more than 7 digits.

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>>14262424
This is why Chris beats DMJii when they try to slack off from studying.

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Hibiki is for adopting.

>>14262433
Well, there's definitely a reason why he's an artist and not a math teacher.

>>14262435
How did you arrive at the second answer?

This general is so going to explode when hibitchki becomes a tertiary.

And I will love it

>>14262450
Same way I arrived at other two. I asked my friend. I'm dumber than DESS when it comes to Math.

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Best girl. Best geah. Best vaginal flavor. This is indisputable.

>>14261624
>"Hibitchki" is such a mouthful. Rolls off the tongue like a car pile up made of barbed wire. Also vaguely sounds like a slav/russian surname or something.

So it's Maria's fault then

>>14262656
Do
Not
Reply

>>14262656
That makes a whole lot of sense, kinda.

>>14262642
She's only best when she has a ponytail. But if the show followed this fanart and gave her a one-sided ponytail like Fuuka from Persona 4 Arena, then she'd be undisputed best girl.

You're laughing now but when s4 comes around and hibitchki gets sidelined I'll be the one laughing.

hibiki is just a horrible character archetype

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>>14262672
All Mikus are best. That's just what they do.

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>>14262667
>low self esteem
>fat
>slavic, and therefore inferior

Poor Maria

>>14262706
At least she got to be famous and rich without having to become a porn star or something.

>>14262721

She's an idol, anon. She probably had to blow at least a dozen producers.

Alternately, Ver did.

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>>14262702
No, regular Miku lags behind Chris and Maria in the rankings, but the ponytail puts her above them. I'm afraid what would happen if Chris put her twintwintails into a ponytail or bun. The world would probably end. And it would be soft.

>>14262722
>sex tape showing all the casting couch shit that happened so Maria Cadenzavna Eve's career would exist pops up on the interwebs
>it's just some crazy white-haired dude sucking dicks for hours

>>14262722
Only Tsubasa.

>>14262737
>someobody forces Maria to watch it
>she doesn't know what he's doing because she's never seen THOSE before

>>14262741
Tsubasa's not a producer, so Maria blowing her really shouldn't affect anyone's judgment of her, as long as they do it at home

>>14262746
Tsubasa produces kids into Maria's womb.

>>14262746
>as long as they do it at home
Next concert for S4 should be just 2 hours of them fucking in front of the entire London population.
MAKE IT HAPPEN KANEKO

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>>14262737
>>it's just some crazy white-haired dude sucking dicks for hours

I THOUGHT I DELETED ALL TRACES OF THAT

>>14262752
Single handedly solving Japan's birthrate problem

>>14262765
Maria just keeps shitting out dozens of tiny Marias with blue hair, though. No males to mate with.

> The Cyclone doujin is on Sadpanada!
> It's just the already released samples.

Fuck, I hate it when people do this.

>>14262769
They'll steal men from other countries

>>14262770
fuck goddamnit

>>14262797
>swarm of blue Maria's use their tentrils to kidnap /fit/ white men
>neither know what to do to have kids
>humanity dies out
Great job.

What the fuck did I wake up to

>>14262911
/sgg/

>>14262911
>implying you can wake up

>>14262424
So what did it unlock?

>>14262911
Hibiki is basically confirmed for being a secondary in S4.

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>>14262911
The spreading infection.

>>14262911
Maria is spreading.
Look inside your pants, it's all tentacles now.

I'm going to tenderly love Chris

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>>14262926
>>14262927
And it didn't start recently, it started a long time ago.

It even infected a shitty mobage!
>Asymmetrical stockings
>cat ears

>>14262948
There's a huge vagOOO on her dress.

>>14262952
It extends down past the dress, anon

>>14262952
>>14262956
>Tabard that's also the chest/torso portion
Neat, I actually like that

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Let's talk about Aoi.

>>14262989
That panda is living the dream.

>>14262989
>referee shirt
>ropes on stage like a ring?
Wait what

>>14263003
Petit Milady concerts are really silly.

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>>14262989
She's a cute little moebot.

>>14263000
I would pay good money to be on his place.

>>14262975

That is generally what tabards are, anon

Tabards are a coat

>>14262948
Is Atalanta a evil Maria or is Maria a useless Atalanta?

>>14263055
>is Maria a useless
Yes.

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>>14263040

>>14262069
Is Infinite Stratos good?

>>14263234
Pffhahahaha.

>>14262927
But I'm wearing shorts! And I just masturbated!

>>14263234
no. It's generic harem pandering trash

>>14263234
It's a battle harem, what the fuck do you think?

>>14263234

fuck no

>>14263234
The suits are the only good thing
Maybe the porn too
And crazy older sister voiced by Yukarin

>>14263234
The first season is fun, but the mech stuff sucks. Never watch season 2.
The dub is okay.

>>14263234
Shit-tier harem trash with high profile seiyuu. Worse than topdad.

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>>14263234
General consensus is no, it's pretty shitty but the girls are hot. If you want an actually good harem series with /m/ elements you're better off with Twintail.

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>>14263256
>If you want an actually good harem series

if they exist

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>>14263240
>>14263242
>>14263246
>>14263250
>>14263253
>>14263254
>>14263255
Alright, I'll make sure to avoid watching it then.
>>14263256
>Season 2 fucking never

>>14263234
No.

Only the nee-sans in the show are the good characters.
Ichika's nee-san is 10/10
Houki's batshit insane genius nee-san voiced by Yukarin and also possibly gay for Ichika's nee-san as well.

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>>14263264
What is this, *smirk* for ants?

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>>14263271
I have many smirks

>>14263234
The first season is alight and you get to see how the whole LN plague kicked off big. Season 2 is maybe the worst thing to ever be broadcasted on TV.

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>>14263256
Incoming webm for ants

>>14263234
Put it this way: I'd rather re-watch GX.

>>14263305
>and you get to see how the whole LN plague kicked off big
Isn't that technically Haruhi's fault, if you look back far enough?

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>>14263308

>>14263316
xddd hi crack kun

>>14263317
But Dirty Pair did it before Haruhi.

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>>14263328
I thought Dirty Pair was a novel series, not light novel. There's a bit of a difference. There's a bunch of other novel adaptions.

>>14263317
Not really VN adaptations were still mostly being used for harem type scenarios back then. IS did insane sales for a battle harem and kicked off all the garbage copy cat shit you see every season.

>hundred
>that stupid bahamut show last season
>masou gakuen next season

>>14263334
LOGH CAUSED SHITTY BATTLE HAREMS
SPREAD THE MESSAGE

>>14262330
He's replying to himself

>>14262423
>h
ん*

>>14263334
>butthurt LoGH baby

>>14263428
Actually it was synergistic shitposting between two strangers.

>>14263431
But that's a stylized handwritten h.

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>>14263447
What? I was posting LoGH because it's a novel adaption.

>>14263450
>h
>when the fuck is h used as a variable
>everyone uses x in english countries by default for some reason
>japanese math
>not using japanese variables
>why would they use h if they used english variables and not x

>>14263482
Literally any letter can be used as a variable you faggot.

>>14263482
h is very commonly used for variables approaching limits.

Wow, Teen Titans Go is actually funny. It's so different from the original that it's its own thing.

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>>14263545

>>14263558
It is though.

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>>14263578

One of the gears should join the teen titans.

>>14263609
Maria.

>>14263617
>teen

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>>14263609

>>14263620
That's the joke.

>>14263545
>it's own thing

Teen Titans Go is the same continuity. Control Freak won, and 'rebooted' them. He threatens them with cancellation at one point if they don't get the show's ratings up.

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>>14263558
>>14263602
What is going on here?

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>>14263657

>>14263634
oh really?

But I mean TTG is pretty much a different concept from the original that since there is such a difference, I find it hard to get mad.

Whereas the PPG reboot is pretty much so similar to the original but a lot worse that it makes everyone cringe.

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>>14263657

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>>14263657
Nothing at all

>>14263681
>by the thumbnail I though she had a vertical mouth like Futurama Leela's dad, but going all the way up where the nose would be
I need to clean up my monitor.
Or get a new one.

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>>14263657

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>>14263657

>>14263672
>Ms. Blobface McHairpenis
That reminds me, what's the difference between the preview episode and the actual first episode?

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>>14263657
I wonder if her character will be a fujo.

>>14263744
That bit goes without saying with Aoi voicing her.

>>14263743
First episode cut some scenes from preview but add CG robot breakdancing.

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>>14263743

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>>14263849
>upper right corner

>>14263849
Her hair looks like a really tasty looking milk and caramel based dessert.

>>14263875

Then you've got the sentient hair penis

So is it like ET or something where it glows when she's happy? Or does it just do it's own thing?

So many questions.

Sucking on Freyja's rune!

>>14264036
Doujins fucking when

Maria fucked by pink slime!

>>14264070
Now I want a burger

>>14264070
tfw no monstergirl gears

Anyone have the Maria sneeze sound?

You know what, fuck it, I'm gonna watch Delta now.
As soon as I'm finished with boring homework, of course.

Bokura no senjou when?

>>14264150
YOOOOOOOOOOO

>>14264133
>he hasn't already been watching Delta

>>14264150
Sometime next month I think.

>>14264150
July 6th full release.

>>14264161
Too busy dancin' on the Planet Dance.

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>>14264167
Almost here.

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>>14264078
Bikki eating burgers!

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I want to eat Hibiki's sloppy burger.

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>>14264252
Bikki making food!

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This is too cute.