>Iron-Assed Princess: Analhorn's Counterattack >Link

>>14130892

Not a fan of onaholes. They're expensive for what they are and require too much maintenance.

>>14130892
Fucking. Seriously.

This better not be a licensed product.

>>14130892
Probably buy it if there was a local store carrying it

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>inject melted chocolate into it for a more authentic experience

Is it amazing, though?

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>>14130892

Also what >>14130904 said. Just use a hand like a normal person, and spend your money on something else.

>I slid my cock into Kudelia's asshole, feeling each whisker of her spinal column as I go

Does it scream "KUDELIA SUGOI" for you when penetrated?

So we have the commander horn dildo, the Gundam condoms, and now this. What other /m/ sex toys are there?

>>14130904
>the average ones cost about $20
>or you can aim for the top and dump $200
and what's so hard about maintenance? At the end of the day it's literally a fucking piece of rubber, you rinse it, dry it with a cloth or air, then store it somewhere dry and clean, wow so difficult amrite?

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>>14130892
Does it come with limited edition Graze lube?

Real talk, the "theme" ones based on a popular character are almost never good. The best ones are based on JAV actresses' actual vaginas

>>14130949
>Just use a hand like a normal person
anon why are you visiting a vietnamese finger painting image board about chinese cartoons featuring giant metal superheroes, why don't you spend your time on reddit and facebook like a normal person?

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>No Fumitan toy
No thanks.

>>14131054
You can't make an onahole out of tits.

>Captcha is select all the food.
>There's a a picture of a chihuahua.

>>14130974
Yes, with Koyasu voices.

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>Zorizori and nupunupu of continuous stimulation.

>>14131062
I want her tits pussy and ass dude, I'm just upset they killed her, I dropped the show when I saw spoilers for episode 16 on here.

>>14131075
A perfectly valid reason for dropping the show, considering what came after it.

>>14131076
I just have terrible luck with female characters I get attached to they almost always either die or have something bad happen to them.

Where do I buy it?

>>14130892
How come we get this but Haman Karn doesn't get an onahole?

>>14131098
True. I do want to know what a Hamonahole Karn would be like.

>>14131098
How would a newtype Onahole work?
Also, you wouldn't be able to withstand Haman-sama's onahole, peon.

>Kudelia's anus is a segmented ribbed spiral with small bumps inside

>>14130892
Iron-Assed Princess, Half-assed series

>>14130892
Kudelia has never been so useful.

三日月はガンダムビルドファイターズトライのライバルのキチガキを手足ち締めて使ったんでしょうパチモンスレッガーが釣りで吊った顔だけのクズ、アスランを叩いて伸ばして中身を変えたらああなるのでしょう、スタッフの頭の悪さが見えます、同じシーンがオブジェクトでありますが使う人間が違うと甲も印象が違うのが不思議です、俺はあんなゴミキャラと一緒にして欲しくないものです、イノセ ジュンヤ
だったか?それとあのトシマガンダムですがニューガンダムクラスのガンダムかもしれませんが武器が無いので手抜きでバカっぽかったです、もう少し本気で作ってください、ドーベンウルフ(悪い意味で)でも使った方がマシです、正直プラモ狂四朗でもアニメ化してもらった方が良かった

>>14131130
>Crescent moon Will ah When you change the contents stretched banging debris of the only face you'll do with tightening Chi limbs Kichigaki of rival Gundam build fighters tri Pachimon Suregga was hung in the fishing, the Athrun, evil of the head of staff you can see, there the same scene in the object, but instep is also strange that the impression is the difference between when the human is different to use, I is what you do not want to be with Anna garbage characters, Inose Junya
>You do? At the same that Toshima Gundam was might Gundam New Gundam class, but it was stupid Ppoka' in cutting corners because there is no weapon, is please to make in a little more serious, it is better to use even Doben'urufu (in the bad sense) machine , it was better that I had animated even honest Plastic Model enthusiasts Shiro
Okay.

>>14131062
There are fake, disembodied tits for boobjob as well
https://youtu.be/0J1GlzIEDOY

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>>14130977
There is an Eva Entry Plug dildo and the Robotech Reviber.

I like how MADE IN JAPAN is displayed proudly on the box

>140g
140 Grams?

I mean I guess if you're going to be using a tool to jerk yourself off, it's important to know how heavy it is.

>>14131209
>I like how MADE IN JAPAN is displayed proudly on the box

They're advertising a quality product. Do you know why most companies are afraid to put the "made in china" label on their products ? Because it's synonym with shit.

>>14130892
>I can fuck Kudelia's amazing ass
A DREAM COME TRUE.

>>14131104
>Kono pressure ha nan da!

>>14131209
I bought a pocket pussy once and the box was covered in MADE IN USA and American flags.

>>14131104
Sounds like a challenge!

I wonder how the onaholes for other Gundam women would be, like Relena, Marina, Puru...

>spare-ass Annie had an auxiliary ass...

>>14130892
So like the actual kudelia is it also full of shit and absolutely useless?

>>14131407
Nope, this one actually has a purpose and does it well.

>>14131351
I wouldn't mind a Sayla onahole.

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>>14130892

>>14131351
>Puru
They'd have stickers slapped all over them saying "Glemy Was Here".

>>14131351
You'd have two versions; a nice, well made one that feels good and a 12 pack of one-use cheap ones.

>>14131345
Made in USA is actually an incredibly rare occurrence for products which is why they feel the need to slap that shit all over the product.

Hell fucking yah!

>>14131351
>Relena

I'm thinking white rubber, with a similar texture all the way through, and a tight pinch at the end.

>Marina

Purple, pretty soft and yielding, doesn't really squeeze much.

>Puru

Orange, small, tight.

>>14130892

Is this it?

amazon.co.jp/gp/product/B01DXTTS70

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>>14131543
Kinda disappointed at how the the thing itself looks desu. Could be anyone's onahole.

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>>14131549
good, ill pretend its biscuit then

>>14131549

You just need to paint the outside 3-tone, yellow, white, and dark grey.

Actually, on second thought, no. That'll be like fucking a tiny Kudelia. A tiny, QUALITY Kudelia.

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>>14131098

>>14131104
>How would a newtype Onahole work?

The moment you penetrate it you UNDERSTAND what a pathetic loser you've become.

>>14131886
I don't need an onahole for that.
A-am already a newtype?

>>14131872
That's the face I'd like to see on the box.

>>14131900

Well, in any case, you're definitely not Category F.

Damn this thread, i'm dying from laughter here.

>>14131456
Let's go through this from the top, shall we?

0079:
>Frau Bau
>Sayla
>Mirai
>Matilda
>Icelina
>Kycilla Zabi
>Hamon
>Miharu
>Lalah

>>14131957

>Frau Bow
Plain and disappointing.
>Sayla
Comes with a locket of pubic hair.
>Mirai
Loose.
>Matilda
Feels good but has a short lifespan.
>Icelina
Explodes after use
>Kycilia
Hard and unforgiving.
>Haman
Comes with extra cold lube.
>Miharu
Made of a special super light material so that it flaps in the wind.
>Lalah
Traumatizing.

>>14131965
Good god this thread is getting better.

Though what would be the next step?

>>14131965
>>Icelina
>Explodes after use
Nah, it just limpily falls off your dick after use.

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>>14131965
Hamon ain't cold, mang.

>>14131957
>>Mirai
Special deal: order this one, get a free burger.

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>>14131971
Mass production, of course.

>>14131156
There's an onahole where the middle sections are actually, like, reverse molds of Asuka and Rei.

>>14132003
Haman != Hamon

>>14132011

>>14131957
>Hamon

>>14132011
>>14131965 was the one who got the two mixed up, though.

Anyone got the uncensored version?

>>14132006
>Dozle onahole:
>Hard and rough exterior, soft and warm inside and it will never fail you.

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>>14131424


Holy shit.

>>14132022
Just follow this link >>14131543

>>14132032
>ZZ
Zeta, you mean.

>>14132036
My bad. Not sure what happened there.

Zeta


Fa
Emma
Four
Haman
Reccoa
Rosamia
Beltorchika
Sarah

>>14131957
>Hamon
Luxurious and long lasting, but will burst eventually.

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>Implying this is new.

>>14132043
You mean it looks luxurious and unforgiving but breaks if given a shota dick.

>>14132039
>Fa
Boring but will last the longest.

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>>14130915
Of course it's not officially licensed. TamaToys just markets a lot of its products to tie in with current or recent shows. Remember when Super Sonico was airing? They had a Super Tamako slapped on their stuff. And the guy who drew the art for it posted most of it on his pixiv.

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=2187635

>>14132032

>Fa
Will outlast everyone else.
>Emma
Powerful vacuum function so you can recreate her final appearance.
>Four
Box warns you of its instability and short shelf life, but it keeps coming back.
>Haman
Extra cold.
>Reccoa
You look at the box and are intrigued, but grow increasingly frustrated upon use.
>Rosamia
You get a different experience by flipping ti around.
>Beltorchika
Clingy.
>Sarah
Forgettable.

>>14132058
>They didn't exist or do this in the 1980s

Life is suffering.

>>14132068
What about Mineva?

>>14132053
No that's Haman. Damnit, anon.

>>14132076
Amazing quality, but you get all of Zeon hunting for your ass.

>>14132080
Oh, my mistake. I was looking at the ZZ post when I read that one.

>>14132076

Made in China, because it's not the real one.

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>>14132085

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>>14131456
>Orange, small, tight.
Perfection

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>>14132080
It keeps happening!

>>14132076
Char custom only.

>>14132039
>Sarah
When you want to order it some douche from Jupiter's already bought out the stock. Out of frustration, you slam into a meteor.

Alright, moving onto ZZ (Properly this time

Elle
Roux
Emary
Milly
Anna
Leina
Chara
Illia

>>14132134
>Leina

You lose it and think it's gone for good, only for an old friend to hand it back to you before you leave for that job abroad.

>>14132134
>Chara
A wicked and bizzare ride, but one that some will enjoy.

>>14132143
Also molded in two colours.

>>14132134
>Roux
Slightly loose but still very pleasant to use. Purple colored and hole will be in be in the middle of a yellow star.

>>14132146
No idea how did i miss that.

Guess i'll go back to lying in bed and dying.

>>14132134
You forgot Rasara and Sasara.

>>14132134
>Elle
Gets better over time, bright yellow and pleasurable but nothing special.

>>14132169
You get back here.

>Emary.
Like a tighter Mirai?

>>14132134
>Anna
Needs proper manhandling.

>>14132183
Yes sir.

Though being on a diet of only honey in-doused tea for 3 days has taken a toll on me.

>>14132106
>dick status: muh

>>14132134
>Illia

Kind, yet somewhat controlling. Seems to clench and guide your dick certain ways when using it.

>>14132177
And Puru 2

>>14132199
Rough texture that gives a bumpy, tight sensation yet will remain reliable.

>>14132221
>Puru 2
Sometime after use, you suddenly notice it died while you weren't looking.

>>14132221
Like Puru but harsher, tighter, and slightly grainy. Also >>14132235

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It's a bit unfair to just have themed onaholes. We need something for the ladies as well!

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>>14132249
One will be blond and comes with a bonus chocolate, and will be your favorite.

The other will seem reliable but will end up breaking down once it discovers you like the blond one more.

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>Dis fucking thread

>>14131426
>one of the 12 is actually one that's good for 1000 uses, getting slightly bigger with each use until it finally explodes with UNDERSTANDING and atomized spooge

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>>14132277

>>14132134
>Emary
Exciting and fresh feeling, tighter than the one you're used to, but needs a bit more attention cleaning wise. Ends up tearing as it helps you climax.

>Milly
Works well, doesn't tear, but kinda dull and smooth inside. Doesn't clench too hard or be too loose, but nothing memorable either.

>Rasara and Sasara

Comes in a two set with each other. Plastic and construction feels a bit 'rustic' and bumpy inside. Develops a bad smell quickly that then goes away but comes back later for a bit. You accidentally break one of them somehow but you can't quite remember how.

>>14132277
>it shows up in your dreams and gives you life advice

>>14132277
>>14132294
>Other people have used it before you. But it still feels good.

>>14132277
>>14132294
>>14132296
>after at least the 800th time, it gains sentience and the first thing it asks from you is how ice cream tastes like

So CCA?

Chan
Quess
Nanai

>>14130892
RAISE

>>14132321
>Quess
Tight, but somehow makes the most annoying sounds.

>>14132321
>Chan
Ends up becoming your favourite, but you come back to find your friend's kid has broken it.

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>>14131388
Don't worry anon, I liked your William Burroughs joke

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>>14132324
A FLAG AT

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>>14132009
this can't really feel that great compared to an actual onahole.

>>14132441
That honestly looks more like something you'd display rather than fuck.

>>14132454
Correction.

This looks like something you would fill with your semen and display.

>>14132441

Do they expand when you stick you dick in or something?

>>14132473
They're made for Japanese dicks.

>>14132476
Of course. Only a tentacle dick would be able to reach the head.

>>14132321
>Nanai

Echoes of Hamon with soft, luxurious and enveloping material and internal structure but just doesn't quite scratch your itch.

>gundam onahole
>put your dick inside
>it starts to grip on your penis
>KONO PRESSHA....

>>14132625
>Is it Char?

>>14132625
>you cum
>ICKYMAS!

>>14132441
I would want something like that made out of some glass just so I can display it. Like that looks really really fucking cool.

>>14132441
How come Rei and Asuka are 40 dollars and Mari's 19?

Unfair.

>>14132051
Does anyone have the back of the aznaburu?

It had a great bunch of out of context 0079 stills.

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>>14133383
Forgot my pic

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>>14133383
Here cums Char!

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>>14133390
>>14133545
>>14132051
That was a great find.

>>14133545
>blank eyed Amuro
I never noticed that before

>>14131872
>>14131098
She's frigid. Bet her onahole will be rough and dry like sandpaper and needs a bottle of lube at a go.

Unless you fap while wearing red and a mask or a rayban, then it's suddenly soft and lubricate on its own.

>>14132023
No, that'll be a dildo. Can't forget the fangirls.

>>14132039
>Reccoa
Actually a re-packaged 2nd hand onahole shipped from China. Claimed to be good for multiple uses but breaks apart after a single session.

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>>14133610
The best was we had a /m/od who stickied the thread and put Here Comes Char up as music.

>>14133648

Savage

>>14132039
>Four
>Rosamia
Actually the exact same product just with different packaging.

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>mfw sugita did work for onaholes before he got to voice a Gundam pilot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufO8naZUliQ

>>14131957
>Hamon
If you fap while shouting SUNLIGHT YELLOW OVERDRIVE, your sperm will gain the ability to kill vampires.

>>14132134
I'd like to add
>ZZ-Haman
Very tight. Clamps down hard with KONO PURESHA. Comes with holographic projections when you come.

aren't onaholes cold? Why would I want to use it then?

>>14133677
Stick a thermal pad in there if it's too cold for your dick anon

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>>14133677

That's why you get an onahole warmor and stick it inside to make it nice and toasty before you use it.

Takes fucking forever though.

>>14133673
>Z-Haman
Specially designed by NASA for astronauts to use in space. So they can fap even when not bound by gravity.

>>14133688
>Takes fucking forever though.
Introducing the Char custom onahole warmer. Heats up your onahole 3x faster than generic brands.

>>14133686
>if it's too cold
Well vaginas generally aren't known for being cold.

>>14133677
Perfect for Puru onaholes, then.

Since you know, they're all dead.

>>14133697
Now that's cold

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>>14133697
>>14133708

>>14130978

Compare with jacking off into a tissue or in the shower which costs next to nothing, onaholes are quire expensive and maintenance is rather time consuming. I'm personally not into cleaning shit up after blowing a load.

>>14132325
I bet it makes those annoying squeaky Styrofoam noises which each motion.

>>14133716
>maintenance is rather time consuming.

Unless you have the ones that turn inside out, then you just rinse it off

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>>14132629
>makes you cum 3x faster and it's red.

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no onee-chan onahole :'(

>>14133800

I still get salty knowing the anime didn't have Captain Zaku segments

>>14130904
>They're expensive for what they are
It's like 20 bux for a thing that lasts months

>>14133677
>he doesn't warm up the hole with his dick
weakling

>>14133716
or you know, use the hole for build up and blow the load somewhere else

I don't come in the holes because when I do I literally can't move it gets WAY TOO SENSITIVE

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>>14130892
How can they sexualize a teenaged girl like this?

>>14132725
Agreed, though the sculpt could use work if it were going to be a display model. That looks like something I could've made out of Play-Doh.

>>14133966

Rather easily, I'm looking at the image right now.

>>14132039
>Not one for best girl Kamille

>>14133945

Even if you don't release the hounds inside the hole, you still have clean it you unhygienic freak.

>>14133657
One is retarded, though.

>>14134408

>implying Four wasn't retarded

Honestly if Rosamia's arc had happened first, people would prefer her to Four.

>>14133821
It is already used.

>>14133800
Is there anywhere to download this Manga from?

>>14134761
What, Gundam-san? Just read it on the usual sites, man.

>>14130978
Are these things actually that much better than a hand, though? I can imagine they're marginally closer to the real thing, but not enough to justify paying for one, even a cheap one.

>>14133657
Rosamia is an Aussie though, so she might have latent talents with bantz.

>>14134965
So one of them is upside down and squeaks a little nastier.

How about the Shrike Team?

>>14135572
they're designed to fail and fall apart, it's even advertised as a feature on the box

>>14135575
>>14135572
Don't forget you have to configure the motor controller yourself first.

>>14135572
They come in a variety of colours and sizes, but they're pump-and-dump.

0083:

>Nina
>Cima
>Mora Boscht

>>14134776
That requires an Internet connection though. I'm looking for offline reading.

>>14135787
>Nina
Starts painful and pinchy, loosens up over time but then suddenly crushes your cock somehow.

>>14135787
>Cima
It's made of wood with exquisite carvings all around.

>>14136395

Hot

>>14136423
But the inside is rotted away.

>>14135787
>>Nina
It's actually a punching bag with her face on

>>14131430
>Made in USA is actually an incredibly rare occurrence for products

It's a fucking disgrace!

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>>14132274
>using the wrong one

git gud

>>14134965
>Rosamia is an Aussie though

How do you know that memory isn't just a result of her mind being tampered with?

I really miss hgundam... ;_;

>>14132261
>One will be blond and comes with a bonus chocolate, and will be your favorite.
And when you think it's the best dildo you'll ever have it kills you.

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>>14136464

>>14130892

>Dat emphasis of Made in Japan

>>14136523

>And when you think it's the best dildo you'll ever have it impregnates you.

FTFY

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I happen to be an expert on this topic

>>14130904
>>14133716
>>14134344
>>14134780
they are sex toys, like a dildo, people buy them all the time, that said it's all personal preference.
While there are gimmicky or large products that costs an arm and a leg, the average holes are good for at least months of use and cost about an HG or two.
Maintenance is simple yet mandatory. Simple as in, it's a piece of rubber, it doesn't soak up like fabric or go bad like expired food(It would probably smell like time itself if you don't wash it). Depending on the situation, one might need to go full cave explorer or just rinse it under the tap and call it a day. It's mandatory because anyone with half an ounce of self respect should know the importance of cleaning what goes in or on their special place.

>>14131220
the weight can be crucial for some in terms of immersion, how closely it replicate the density or real flesh, how many kilograms of ass would be bouncing on your crotch, stuff like that. They really should make an Axis-theamed onahole, feel the weight of a colony drop on ya dick, KONO PRESSURE, push it back with your phallic psycoframe with a touch up of transparent green lube for an authentic Axis shock experience

>>14133677
yes, most of the time they are indeed colder than one's body temperature, you can use an USB warmer but most people can just toss it in warm water or use it in a hot shower. Technically you can also warm it up with your own heat rod as you go.

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>>14134780
>Are these things actually that much better than a hand, though?

Well, they certainly feel like real pussy (besides the temperature difference). However, that novelty wore off for me. You have to use some kind of lube which was more money you have to spend and then you there's the several minutes of "warm-up" because otherwise it would feel like sticking your dick in cold Jell-O. You want one of those fancy heaters? Be prepared to drop more dosh. Want one that shaped like something other than a tube? Pony up some more of them dollary-doos. Not to mention that you have thoroughly clean it and dry it to get the most life out of it.

When you buy one you really have consider "How much of time, money, and effort do you want to invest in the simple act of jacking off?"

After mine started smelling weird and getting torn up I threw it away. Sure it's nice after you got it warmed up, but when I weighed everything against the practicality and economics of just using my hand, I couldn't be bothered to drop more money on another one.

>>14133082
because mari hole is used goods

>>14133677
Just get HOTTO TENGAAAA

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>>14130892
>Spiral shape that pleasure does not stop
>Zorizorip & Nupunupu of continuous stimulation

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>>14137922
>They really should make an Axis-theamed onahole, feel the weight of a colony drop on ya dick, KONO PRESSURE, push it back with your phallic psycoframe with a touch up of transparent green lube for an authentic Axis shock experience

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>>14138619

>>14138192
> Have to spend money on it
> Have to warm it up before you can get decent sex
> Have to clean up after it
> Eventually the novelty wears off and you ditch it

So like a real gf then.

>>14138678
Doesn't bitch and whine though.

>>14138681
True. Can't cheat on you, can't really refuse you either.

>>14138690
Won't bother you about using another onahole either.
Really, there are only advantages compared to a real gf.

>>14138697
Onahole cannot dress like Matilda-san and have sex with you while pretending to be her, though.
Not that many girls would do that or even look like a real one anyway, but still.

>>14133545
Each screenshot has a little quote under it

>Amuro
something something let's be sure not to overuse it.

>Fraw
Mr. Bright! The burux2 hit its mark!!

>Sayla
Brother...

>M'quve
This is good...

>Tem Ray
I'm going to install this into the Gundam's circuits.

>Zeon Zum Deikun
Buru buru one more time...

etc etc

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>>14137922
> Axis-theamed onahole, feel the weight of a colony drop on ya dick, KONO PRESSURE, push it back with your phallic psycoframe with a touch up of transparent green lube for an authentic Axis shock experience

>>14138678
>>14138681
>>14138690
>>14138697

Or, you know, you can just jackoff in the conventional manner.

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>>14133828
>lasts months

Only if you were a casual normie who only uses it once a day at most.

>>14139017
>implying the sorts of people who buy onaholes are only using them once a day

>>14139049
That's exactly what he just said. That's the joke.

>>14138998
Sounds like reddit talk.

>>14139017
>>14139049
I have an onahole.
I generally only use it once or twice a week.
Hands and onaholes both ave their pros and cons.

>>14138998
it really isn't the same
in progress is slightly better than with a hand
climax is significantly better (like, really, really better)

cleaning it is generally more effort than I'd like though, even if it isn't much, you rinse it out with a tiny bit of soap, dry it out (most important thing, takes the longest), and then powder the outside in corn starch so it doesn't get sticky

>>14132441
that looks like the most gimmicky shit
but at the same time, the idea seems neat

>>14138787
>Buru buru
What is this supposed to mean?

>>14141733
vibrating noise, like "brrrrrt" but was typed that way to make it rhymes with how the Japanese pronounce Aznable (Azuna"buru")

>>14141893
Thanks.

>>14138192
I've had a Fleshlight for years. I've used it all of twice because it's such a pain in the ass to clean up.

Plus, there's so much more sensation and feeling involved in the act of actual sex that one of these can't replicate, no matter how well you warm and lube it up beforehand. It's only slightly better than just using your hand, and I for one wish I'd never wasted my money on the damn thing.

What about Wing?

>>14149572
There's fleshlights based off of anuses?

>>14130904
A tenga, while 70 bucks, just needs to be rinsed off after use.
Unless you forget to lube you can use it for deffo over a year.

I threw mine out because I'm trying to better myself, but mine lasted me a long ass time.

>>14149599
Meant to say Tenga flip, and oh god, this fucking thread

>>14149620
Eh. We ha a bestiality thread last week, now that was some shit.

>>14149579
>hur what is OP pic
Are you retarded?

>>14146916
>only slightly better than just using your hand
You've never used the ones with good structure and made for some serious stimulation.

>>14137922
Uh I sometimes fap like 5 times a day. Am I good if I just wait to wash it after my "sessions" are over that day?

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>>14149628
Is that shit in the archive?

Have they made an Onahole yet thats designe dot feel like Im fucking a gundam?

Lots of square edges, and gears and wires and artificial muscles, but all made of soft rubber.

>>14151916
Setsuna please. I'm curious as well.

>>14150986
it depends how much you really want to put your dick back into hour old cold semen

>>14131078
never watch Victory Gundam, then

>>14133708
Just like Puru

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>>14152146
My brain hurts just thinking about how someone could type this thinking they're clever.

>>14152146
The post you replied to was IN RESPONSE to the same damn joke.

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>>14149599
>I threw mine out because I'm trying to better myself

If a person has onaholes that means they are not good people?

>>14149572
>What about Wing?

Who would you want to fuck from Wing???

The only sane answer would Noin, but she was never meant to be waifu'd by the main demographic.

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>>14153056
>Who would you want to fuck from Wing???
Duh.

>>14153062
>wanting to fuck stock footage

>>14153064
kek. I just finished re-watching Wing and how much footage they reuse is laughable when you much multiple episodes at a time.

Heavyarms and Zero are the worst offenders, but at least the footage they replayed looked cool, though.

>>14153064
At least you know what you're getting into, I suppose.

>>14132249
Can you have a handjob with the zaku hand ?

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>>14153064

>not wanting to stick your dick into a GAU-8 onahole that makes a BRRRRRRRRRRT sound effect as it vibrates

I want a Zakrello Fleshlight so I can receive blowjobs from a Zakrello.

>>14153251
With or without giant scythes attached to it?

>>14153255

Either.

>>14153260
You do want it to go ZAKRELLO when you come inside, right?

>>14153270

Yep.

>>14154852
Won't explode after being exposed to a little friction though.

>>14154872
News flash: The rest of humanity is racist.
>muslim
>race
Kek

>>14154944
kek

>>14154944
Why are you even in this thread? Who decides to come into a thread about IBOnaholes and goes "yeah I'mma make my political point all up in their grill!"

>>14155216
Your Shitpost-fu is incredibly weak anon kun

>>14155223

What about Setsuna? Isn't he supposed to be one from the backstory?

>>14155341

His folks were Muslim. But he renounced his faith within the show's first five minutes.

Sousuke Sagara was raised on the Quran too. But also wasn't too interested in religion.

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>>14153051
Strait to hell

>>14135787
>Nina
Comes pre-lubed to an excessive degree, and has an asymmetrical interior (there's a long suspiciously tube-shaped lump going along one side).

What if they made one that was capable of quantum burst? All of a sudden I'd be floating in naked understanding space and I could see my neighbors, and they can see me sitting there holding onto my dick.

>>14157321
At least they'll understand you.

>>14157329
Then they better get ready to understand me multiple times a week.

>>14157331
And so the Innovator War began.

>>14152805
>>14152165
That's cold

>>14157356
Just like Puru

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>>14157361
>>14157356

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>>14157361
Actually, Purus are hot.

>>14157378
kek

>>14133665
Dammit