Bright Noa is replaced by Hank Hill.
How does this affect the UC saga?
>>13980982
No more fucking about for one.
>>13980982
He'd beat Judau's ass down one side of the Argama and up the other.
>>13980982
Hank, Job John, The Doctor and Hayato, constantly sitting on the back gun platform drinking beers, going "yep"
Zeon wins, because Hank doesn't have the resolve that Bright does.
>>13980982
Amuro never matures and keeps going through these strange phases that last a single episode and are never referenced again, much to Hank's chagrin.
>"But Lieutenant Hill, my Ventriloquist Act with Haro is bound to win the White Base Talent Show!"
>"Huuuughh... I've slapped that boy damn near eighty times, and he still ain't right."
>>13981064
>Winner of the Blue Flame of Valor
>giving up
I don't think so pal
Dammit Amuro, git in the Gundamn. Newtype ain't right I tell ya what.
I'd like to see Boomhauer as Char talking 3x faster.
>"What kind of worthless human stain would even consider caring for someone like Frau? Wait I take it back, Hayato, Frau is PERFECT fer you.
>>13981093
Dale HAS to be Char.
>>13981093
>Plain'olscrewedup,talkin'boutdangol,mistakesofone'syouth, man.
>>13981077
Bright slapped every magical teenage boy he came across. Then told them to get in the Gundam and kill some Zeeks.
Hank can barely yell at his idiot friends to get out of tunnel.
Peggy replaces Gihren. How fast does Zeon lose?
>>13980982
What happens in King of the Hill when Bright replaces Hank? Aside from wacky hijinks of course.
>>13981144
>child abuse means you're a good commander
I have never seen a man with double dubs be so wrong
>>13981156
Bobby becomes a terrorist in his twenties.
>>13981064
I disagree, Hank has plenty of resolve, the issue is that he's so reserved that he usually just bottles all of his problems up inside. And it's not like he'd have a problem leading around People With Problems, since he does that almost everyday.
Honestly, I can't see him even being comfortable with the idea of Amuro as a pilot, since he's just a kid, and would probably try to learn how to pilot it himself.
Would he be a better pilot than Amuro? Probably not.
>>13981173
Hank has a CDL, piloting a Gundam should be no problem
>>13981152
Does that mean Leanne Platter is Kycilia?
>>13981177
In all seriousness pretty much anyone who can pass a CDL test could probably pilot a mobile suit fairly well. Most people are shit drivers so I assume most must be shit pilots as well.
>>13980982
>How does this affect the UC saga?
Propane-powered Gundams.
>>13981392
You'd be right, look at how often grunts die in any given series.
>>13980982
Hank replaces White Bases fuel with Propane. And Char fucks their shit right up
>>13981140
Hank replaces Bright.
Boomhauer as stated is Char.
Bill replaces Dozle.
Dale replaces Gihren.
Khan is Rambal Ral.Rusty Shackleford is General Revil
What kind of fuckery would all these switches cause?
>>13981461
>*chuckles* Well, I don't know anything about these... "min-nuff-sky particles" of yours. But if you want a clean-burning beam saber, you can't go wrong with sweet lady propane.
>>13980982
That boy ain't right.
>>13980982
>That Kamille boy ain't right
>>13980982
His wife is substantially more annoying for one.
>>13980982
Bright Noa can no longer sit on the bridge without a prosthetic butt? Granted, that's less of an issue in space.
I wanna see the Frost Bros replaced by Beavis & Butt-Head.
>>13982682
And the show is a lot more boring, because King of the Hill is dull as dishwater.
>>13981171
But not before killing Nancy in cold blood outside of Megalomart because she got Connie in trouble somehow.
>>13982775
I thought the same thing when I was in 7th grade but as I grew up it became one of the funniest shows I've ever seen.
>>13983429
I totally agree. It's funny how King of the Hill is a more realistic show than most live action shows.
>>13981110
>>13980982
Less salt, more beef and propane.
>>13980982
>"That's a clean-burning Zaku I tell you hwat!"
POCKET BEAMS!
SHI-SHI-SHAWW!
>>13982051
>>13981461
I found Hank's mobile suit.
He'd do what Belri only threatened and melt off robots' races with a welder.
>>13992839
*faces
>>13982152
Fuck this got me good