Alright /m/, It's the One Year War, and your home colony

I'm gonna shoot guns. I like shooting guns.

Red Light District (aka that one hallway between the port hangar and medical.

>>13850021
I'll be in charge of salt and spice procurement

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Standing around the bridge making snide comments.

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Communications officer because bridge bunny jobs are the easiest, least stressful jobs.

>>13850021
ELINT analyis

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>>13850021
i wanna be the guy who waves the little lights so Amuro can launch and land

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>>13850034
That's a pretty important duty, especially on a battleship. Are you sure you could do it at fifteen?
>>13850037
But you could get splattered pretty easily

Get off as soon as possible.

>>13850037
>im-fucking-plying

You're going to be plotting sensor contacts and trying to figure out whether the next radar return is a Zeke warship or something else.

Fraw Fucker/Sayla Slammer/Mirai Molester
10/10
Gunner.
7/10
Repairman.
6/10
Bridge bunny.
6/10

Probably a ton of other stuff I could do at just average levels and below. I'd probably fail as a mobile suit pilot which crushes me but I can't hide from the truth.

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>>13850053
>>13850049

If Frau and Fa can do I'm pretty sure I can.

>>13850021
At fifteen? an MP or a security Guard if they need one
I was a local winter youth biathlon champion

Maybe a mobile suit pilot over time if the controls somehow translated to cross-country skiing

>>13850047
Aircraft marshalling is just an excuse to be paid to dance on a runway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwTN-MCDWsA

>>13850037
Wasn't Sayla the communications officer for a few episodes?

>>13850114
>a few episodes
fucking watch the series faggot

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>>13850021
SOMEONE HAS TO REPAIR THEIR MS

>>13850128
Just remember to avoid the salad bar, you don't want to end up like Astionage

>>13850033
So Morale Officer?
Damnit, I wanted that one. Janitorial duty, then.

>>13850146
Have fun cleaning the red light district

>>13850146
I'd go for plumber as a second choice. You'd have at least one chance to inspect Fraw's pipes.

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>>13850021
Ordnance Officer.

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>>13850133
Astonaige lived the dream of every MS mechanic.The guy even got to repair his ace waifu MS

Someone's going to want to get drunk and when they do, they'll find me and my home-made toilet wine ready for their needs.

>>13850174
I don't remember the chapter in Origin when Amuro drinks toilet wine

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someone has to repair the mobile suits

If not that then i could become the Salt Management Officer

>>13850021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jueqAlFbfak

Gunner probably

>>13851728
I'm with this guy, but how often do the turrets get fucked up?

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>>13850021
I can cook!

>>13850244
Can't have underage drinking in an anime, son. Fighting in a war and killing enemies, that's just fine. But drinking? That'll get the Japanese moral police on your ass.

>>13850021
>How well can your fifteen year old self do your duties?


I don't think there's been a Gundam show about a fat fifteen year old who never showered and masturbated all the time so probably really bad.

>>13851883
>he never saw Vifam

>>13850169
Don't forget he knows how Boss Borot works in SRW.

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>>13851887
>There was never a Gundam show starring an autismo.

>>13850021
Official nude dick flasher to ease the tension of ladies on board.
Handjob while hands restrainted is free,pegging will be $5 per hour.
No male allowed.

>>13850021
Bridge crew. I act like I know what I'm doing and am generally safe.

I'll be sling green to all my feddie bruddas. They'll call me "G Gunfam"

Convince the Captain that this war is going to be total dogshit and Zeonwank will force this conflict to be dredged up over and over again, and the only peace to be found is beyond the solar system before Jewdough's dumb ass gets out that way.

As we sail out into the void, I volunteer to be a Population Control Specialist. We'll need a lot of babies made to colonize the stars.

Security.

>Keyed locks on every prison cell with only trusted guards and the Captain having access. Alarms wired directly to the Security office and the bridge; a flashing light at minimum for even authorized opening of the doors. Cameras inside and outside the cells.
>Carding at the entrance to the MS hangar. Women who are not dedicated combat pilots and all teenagers lacking psychic powers will be turned away; when the ship is actually under attack, all unused MSes and hangar door control will have a guard posted to ensure no one gets any funny ideas.
>All incoming cargo will be scanned for life signs before being allowed to sit around.
>Bugs planted in the rooms of any psychic children on board as well as the rooms of their love interests, so we can keep tabs on them and know when they're planning on doing something absolutely retarded.

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>>13852157
>G Gunfam

>>13851912
Going by SRW, every mechanic knows how Boss Borot works and how to fix it. As well as the Eva units and magic robots like Cybuster.

>>13852211
The low quality of that gif kind of makes Char look like he's full-face blushing for a moment.

>I-it's not like I want share the same goals as you or anything! Amuro baka!

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I become the Minovsky Particle control officer/head musician

>>13852225
Yeah, I keep it around because it packs a lot of subtext into a 1.23MB gif

Pilot the GunCannon

Amuro's therapist.

In charge of the bubble gum that seals the holes

Kitchen assistant

>>13850021
Cook.

Space Janitor
>Pretend to sweep when people are around
>Just space all that shit when nobody's looking

space plumber

everyone's sad when Ryu dies, I myself however sigh in relief

I'm not attractive enough to be a bridge bunny.
I'll go for security.

>>13850021
Ship pianistt

>>13850021
Mobile Suit painting division

>>13852193
>when the ship is actually under attack, all unused MSes and hangar door control will have a guard posted to ensure no one gets any funny ideas.

Why?

>>13853330
Have you never seen Zeta?

Chirgeon-Barber

>>13850021
>implying I wouldn't just pilot the gundam

Medic probably

>>13851806
>we are out of salt

MS Pilot

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None of you are actually good enough to pilot a MS. Don't kid yourself.

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Motivational speaker.

>Even my father never hit me!
>WELL, LA DEE FREAKIN' DA!

Ship therapist/peer mediator. Someone must help ease all the teenage angst.

I'd be a non-Hayato or Ryu Guntank pilot in the Origin version of the story.

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Babysitter for these fuckers and a possible Zeon spy who would try to brainwash them.

>>13857891
Being autistic in mecha translates directly to good skills and we all know /m/ has that in spades

>>13857970
they'd instantly tell on you to bright

>>13857891
Remember technically the only qualified pilot was Ryu Kai nor Hayato were trained or even read the manual so one of us actually likely stands just as much chance as those two

................of completely Jobbing so the gundam can look cool Hell I'd likely ask to take Kai's place on the Guncanon

>>13857974
You just have to keep it subtle. I wouldn't do it if I knew it wouldn't work though.

>>13858301
kids love watching Captain Zeon

>>13853148
God dammit I needed those sides

MS painter
Making that art degree work

>>13857970
dude, that sounds like it would've been an amazing twist to include into gundam

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>>13850021
i'd probably just do whatever shit people ask me to do and pal around with all the side characters.

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>>13850021
I'm going to be Captain Bright's personal burger chef.

I'd probably want to learn from the mechanics and work on the machines I suppose

>>13850021
CORE FIGHTER PILOT

>>13850021
i'd kill myself because i'm useless

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I'm starting the first on-board power violence band.

>>13867865
Youth Attack 0079

>>13861926
then get never mentioned ever again

>>13851728
>>13851763
Absolutely the worst fucking job.

>Turrets are controlled by hand, not computer
>Turrets are on the outside of the ship and exposed
>There are no guard rails, and have fun doing the shit in space

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>>13850021
>Which job do you volunteer for?
Zeonic spy.
>How well can your fifteen year old self do your duties?
Probably pretty shitty at it, considering I was chuuni as shit at that age. I would probably lap up Gihren's spacenoid master raisins speech like it was his spooge.

Though I'm pretty sure I wasn't dumb enough to just NOT go stealing one of the MS in the hangar, destroying the White Base from the inside, and just walking towards the nearest Zeons for spacenoid blowjobs.

If we're not allowed to be double-crossing bit characters, I guess I can go be a medical assistant of some sort; I'm an EMT now, so if Sayla can be in medical school at 17(?), I guess I'd be at least a doctor or murse myself.

I'd channel my best Hawkeye.

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>>13850021
Is Cabinboy still open? Being raped by the male crew could be fun!

Self Destruct Operator.
I'd do my job beautifully.

>>13868654
There's already a red-light district

Elevator attendant.

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Sperm donor.