Hey /m/, I made you a delicious meal. Promise me that after

I'm allergic to like half the shit in there, I'll pass

I'd rather die than eat that.

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Only if you eat the deluxe steak I made before you go out today!

>>13647706
Of course! I'll come back for you and retire, don't worry. Now allow me to look at this picture of you I keep in my mecha's cockpit.

>tfw no gf

>>13647879
>tfw gf bakes muffins for you

>>13647879
Thank god.
One less death flag to worry about.

>>13647891
I dunno, man. Having too little going on in your life can be a deathflag itself. Gotta keep thinga balanced like Hikaru and Max.

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If Roy had pinecake instead he'd still be alive.

>>13647706
Of course. But first I have to report to command about this document I found that details exactly what the enemy's planning. I'm sure to get a two rank promotion for this. I can't tell you about it right now, but I do want to talk when I get back, about......us.

>>13647706
Sure, if I can show you this picture of my wife back home, and tell you about the son I haven't met yet. Good thing I'm retiring after this mission, though.

>>13647725
>This man later died of space scurvy.

>>13648172
Please allow me to help you. I just managed to get over a life-long trauma, and am ready to begin anew. I have a whole new life ahead of me.

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That was a refreshing salad, although it chemically burnt my skin!

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>>13647706
oh yum, Beargguy like fruit!

>>13648918
Is there a Bearguy guy in here who thinks that posting a picture of that dumb kitbash in every thread is funny?

>>13648965

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude, that mouth is TALKING with DIALOGUE!

>>13648965
I'm not the Bearguy guy, but he's fairly innocuous as far as shitposting goes.

Avatarfagging is against the rules however, and I'm not partial to such renegade behavior.

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>>13648965

That's Alienhulk. Learn your shitposters.

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>>13649068
>someone this autistic posts on /m/
Jesus Christ, how horrifying.

Sure. This next mission is supposed to be a cakewalk. But, just in case, I want you to have this letter. Please give it to my wife is something happens to me.

>>13647713
nice terrible genes

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>all this thread