>"And frankly if all philosophers were teenage girls,

He's white except for one minor specification. Those teenage girls have to be part of Europa's children.

>>9995783
>white
Freudian slip?

>>9995780
Teenage girls and men in trades are the most antagonistic, bitchiest populations in the world.

>>9995780
The same teenage girls that throw a fit when some other slut stole her 4th girlfriend? The same teenage girls that throw a fit if their parents won't give them expensive shit as presents and bicker with each other and talk shit behind their backs? The same ones that use "Young, wild and free" as an excuse for being a complete degenerate, mentally and physically? The same ones that think they are better than everyone else and show it outwardly with their turbo-pretentious attitude, because they look somewhat decent or does he mean the teenage girls that suck off every second dude that asks her and blame it on their "childhood rape trauma" that never fucking happened?
If I have to read another retarded quote with the same, stupid picture of his punchable mug grinning mindlessly I will let Breivik look like Mother Theresa, who most probably was a degenerate whore in her youth too, but nobody cares because she's "a cute grandma".

>>9995780
This man is a master of marketing. I can't think of any author that has sucked off his target market as much as he has.

>>9995780
>>9995783
brb getting invaded by the patriarchy

>>9995825
>Christopher Hitchens if he browsed 4chan

>>9995780
I don't know, you tell me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqoUGqssXdE

>>9995881
HOW

>>9995825
Mother Theresa doesn't deserve that.

>>9995780
Actually he might be right, altough for the wrong reasons. If teen women were the great philosophers that shaped our society then there would be less fighting in general.

>>9996000
>>9996005

>>9996000
>>9995780

> Peace is good
Nice presupposition, m80

No, but I don't think he was being entirely serious with that sentence either.

>>9995780
No he is an overpampered, too distant from reality, white suburban guy, so in his bubble teenage girls are the epitome of peace.

If he knew an iota of reality, he would realize that it doesn't take courage or strength to be a western teenage girl, so their philosophy would probably be too naive. Probably something like lets all help the poor, and lets end racism or some fucking naive bullshit like that

>>9996000

lmao if you think teenage girls are peaceful.

>>9995780
The guy is a fucking idiot

Teenage girls are the cruelest creatures on planet earth. They subsist on judgment and hatred; they live only to cause suffering and misery. Never have I met more vicious beast than a teen girl, never have I felt a deeper wound than the sting of a teen girls tongue. Never have I heard a more frightening sound than the teen girls laugh.

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>>9996213
If you pulled that neckbeardish grasp on rhetorics irl you fully deserved it nerd.

>>9995899
DARE

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>>9995825
>>9995881
>>9995911


Mother Teresa was a whore through and through. I challenge anyone to find one good thing she ever ever did which didn't have the ulterior motive of promoting the Vatican, or "family planning".
She counted everyone from Mark Rich to Duvalier, Reagan, and Robert Maxwell among her allies, and justified all their excesses because they had open checkbooks (that money went to opening nunneries - the diseased and destitute of Calcutta be damned).

And then, what do we find after the old witch is dead? That she never believed in God or Jesus or any of that! Instead she stayed on to service the Church. That makes her a jumped up prostitute and little more.

>>9996227
Deserve what exactly? I never said they did any thing to me. And if you've never met a mean teen girl then you must live in wonderland or Narnia or somewhere magical.

>>9996213
This guy gets it. They are empty and vapid beasts that don't understand true concepts of friends or loyalty. Everyone and thing is a mean to an end. I know because of my girlfriend

teenagers are awful people in general, it's not a gender exclusive thing

>>9996261
Redditor detected. Teenage girls and teenage boys are two different beasts.

>>9996213
>>9995825
How did she hurt you?

>>9996235
YOU

>>9996012
How could peace not be good?

>>9996267
they're both fucking awful though

>>9996314
Said the defenseless sheep, unaware that the wolf was lurking nearby.

>>9996331
>defenseless
Peace allows the growth of the economy and the population and hence more production of military equipment than would be allowed if the same time was spent in war

yeah....teenage girls never fight....

I want to collapse John Green's rib cage with my knee

>>9995780
>he thinks philosophers have any significant influence of society

It's like he's never even read Hegel.

>>9995780
Teenage girls are among the most vicious and evil beings on the planet. I was bullied into living in a constant state of misery until the age of 18 and attempting suicide multiple times by teenage girls. Tell that to my face you fucking Peter Pan syndrome man-child who idealises what he doesn't understand.
>t. Fembot

>>9996435
>t. Fembot

Fuck off. Daily reminder you live life on E A S Y M O D E

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>>9995780
Why is this guy so obsessed with teenagers?

>>9996443
I'm fully aware of that and I'm thankful e every day that I'm not a man. What, you think I'm some kind of feminist?

That doesn't negate my point that teenage girls are fucking monstrous though.

>>9996435
>female "attempted suicide"

>>9996456
Yourself included, normie.

>>9995780
No, have you interacted with teenage girls? Usually vicious and hierarchical creatures.

>>9996435

>>somebody pay attention to me!!!
>>t. uggo ho who gets pumped and dumped
Sorry sweetheart try this bait out on Reddit and maybe you'll get some sympathy.

>>9995889
the existence of sweet sixteen is the least of any englishman's problems

>teenage girls are peaceful
'no'
Those bitches fight like cat's, and like jews.
They keep digging a ditch for each other and the other clique and they keep yelling. Teenage girls are everything but peaceful.

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>>9996585
Kek.

>>9995780
t. someone who has never met a teenage girl

>>9995825
tbqh

what a stupid thread

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>>9996456
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

>>9995825
>some other slut stole her 4th girlfriend?
Noice, I wish I lived in that world

>>9996314
Decadent detected

>>9995780
Maybe "peacefull" in the sense that we would never come up with anything new so we would never fight for new ideas
However the institutionalised bitching and moaning would be insufferable

>>9996237
>MT does good things
>CH acts like these are invalid because MT and the RCC's beliefs are different from his
Complaining about motives for good deeds not being utilitarian is ironic.

>>9996267
Teenage boys are pretty bad in that their entire thought process equates to "muh dick".

He doesn't even try to hide his pedo instincts

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>>9995780
>philosophers determine world diplomacy

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Personally I think everything'd be better if we were all permanently locked in a state of permanent female teenagehood

>>9995780

He's such a Millhouse it's unbelievable.

>>9997634
I agree, life would be better if it was like a SOL anime where all the characters are teenage girls.

if all the philosophers had been born girls there would have been other men to fill the same historical role.

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>>9995825
Tell me about your mother.

>>9995825
I found my new favourite pasta. Thanks.

Shit son. Didn't mean to sage.

>>9996435
post boypussy

>>9996435
this isnt r9k?

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"Have you ever gotten a blow job?"
"Urn, that's out of the blue," I said.
"The blue?"
"Like, you know, out of left field."
"Left field?"
"Like, in baseball. Like, out of nowhere. I mean, what made you think of that?"
"I've just never geeven one," she answered, her little voice dripping with seductiveness. It was so brazen. I thought I would explode. I never thought. I mean, from Alaska, hearing that stuff was one thing. But to hear her sweet little Romanian voice go so sexy all of the sudden…
"No," I said. "I never have."
"Think it would be fun?"
DO I!?!?!?!?!?!?! "Urn. yeah. I mean, you don't have to."
"I think I want to," she said, and we kissed a little, and then. And then with me sitting watching The Brady Bunch, watching Marcia Marcia Marcia up to her Brady antics, Lara unbuttoned my pants and pulled my boxers down a little and pulled out my penis.
"Wow," she said.
"What?"
She looked up at me, but didn't move, her face nanometers away from my penis. "It's weird."
"What do you mean weird?"
"Just beeg, I guess." I could live with that kind of weird.
And then she wrapped her hand around it and put it into her mouth. And waited. We were both very still. She did not move a muscle in her body, and I did not move a muscle in mine. I knew that at this point something else was supposed to happen, but I wasn't quite sure what. She stayed still. I could feel her nervous breath. For minutes, for as long as it took the Bradys to steal the key and unlock themselves from the ghost-town jail, she lay there, stock-still with my penis in her mouth, and I sat there, waiting. And then she took it out of her mouth and looked up at me quizzically.
"Should I do sometheeng?"
"Urn. I don't know," I said. Everything I'd learned from watching porn with Alaska suddenly exited my brain. I thought maybe she should move her head up and down, but wouldn't that choke her? So I just stayed quiet.
"Should I, like, bite?"
"Don't bite! I mean, I don't think. I think — I mean, that felt good. That was nice. I don't know if there's something else."
"I mean, you deedn't—" "Urn. Maybe we should ask Alaska."
So we went to her room and asked Alaska. She laughed and laughed. Sitting on her bed, she laughed until she cried. She walked into the bathroom, returned with a tube of toothpaste, and showed us. In detail. Never have I so wanted to be Crest Complete. Lara and I went back to her room, where she did exactly what Alaska told her to do, and I did exactly what Alaska said I would do, which was die a hundred little ecstatic deaths, my fists clenched, my body shaking. It was my first orgasm with a girl, and afterward, I was embarrassed and nervous, and so, clearly, was Lara, who finally broke the silence by asking, "So, want to do some homework?"

>>9996949
>he's not a decadent

I feel bad for you, but I'll be keeping it epicurean here

>>9996959
>good things
Except for the fact that they weren't really good. For example, with the sick her focus was just on glorifying their suffering, the hygiene was terrible and since they were cooped up all together it was barely better than being on the street tbqh

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>>9996314

>>9997433
Kek, so true

>>9995780
They should be cute anime girls

>>9995780
>google shows no source

Dozens, probably hundreds of replies focusing on a quote which might not even be real.

>>9996456
Don't believe the lies being a man is amazing if you arent a pathetic dork. I wouldn't trade this glory for anything.

The "teenage girl" as it now exists is a construction of postmodern consumerism driven society anyway. She did not exist as she currently does for most of history.

What would that philosophy even be like?

>>9996237
Mother Theresa
>Hoarded money that she raised to help the poor because she believed that releasing it into the world again would be evil
>Taught the nuns in her order to secretly give baptisms to dying patients
>Kept ugly, dirty facilities that served as places for people to die in rather than using the money she raised to heal them
>Claimed that impoverished people should stay impoverished so that their souls would be pure
>Claimed that the greatest evil in the world was birth control
>ENDORSED THE DUVALIERS AS HER FRIENDS BECAUSE THEY GAVE HER MONEY TO HOARD

She was a media fetish and a moral nightmare
Hitch was right again

>>9999061
Well just take a look at what they already write.

The fact is nothing is stopping teenage girls from writing philosophy and if you are willing to expand the definition to include any sort of theoretical thinking, they already practice philosophy. The petty dumb ideas they trade on social media is their philosophy!

They just never felt the urge to package it up in a book format and try to sell it, because they know how laughable that would be.

>>9999061
>Now watch me whip, whip
>Now watch me nae nae

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>>9996435
It's okay anon, we understand how evil teenage girls (and often boys) can be. You didn't need to make this reply, and you needn't elaborate.

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>>9995780
>peace is good
lolcuck

>>9997377
teenage boys being awful is why 4chan is such shit.

>>9999176
This is really, really bad thinking.

>>10000059
As opposed to what lol?

Who or what is stopping these teenage girls from composing treasties on Spinoza or Critiquing the Critique of Pure reason? Nothing. They already write preciously as much about philosophy as they want to.

>>9996331
so peace is bad because of the possibility of conflict?

>>9999964
Slaanesh is objectively the best chaos God to follow

>>10000073
>existance of loud majority precludes impossibility of existance of intellectual minority

you also seem to be applying that teen girls failure to publish great philosophical works is evidence of their lack of interest or aptitude for such a highminded topic, when it's just as possible and much more likely that any semi self-aware teen girl with a serious passion for philosophy wouldn't think that she was anywhere near learned or ready enough to make serious comments or contributions to a field with so much contextual background and history. i would point out the relative dearth of important philosophical treatise penned by young (as in below 20) males. philosophy to most is to be studied when you're young and written about when you're old and wise.

>>10000189
*precludes existence of any intellectual minority

>>9996071
>like lets all help the poor, and lets end racism
that... that wouldn't be the worst thing ever...

>>10000287
No its Disney level thinking bullshit that only people Who Dont pay taxes would say.

Racism is just a spook anyways and being poor creates character.

So fuck u with your guilt trip self sodomising faggotry about how u are responsible for the whole world cuz we all humanzz rite guiseee?

Rich People Have it fucking hard having to deal with lawyers, accountants and All kinds of people u dont want to deal with. Racists Have it even harder nowadays, u cant say shit anymore Without some retard getting offended. If anything we should pray for Irma.

>>9995825
bravo

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>>9996000

>>10000543

too soon

>>9999999

>>9996337
>hence more production of military equipment than would be allowed if the same time was spent in war

You have absolutely no idea about how democracy and military spending go together.

One of the reasons why private military companies are growing: the general population in a democratic country is far less inclined to increase military spending or to accept mobilisation in peacetime.

>>9995804
Men in trades are the most bro tier I think you meant to say white collars

>>9996000
>If teen women were the great philosophers that shaped our society then there would be less fighting in general.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>10000686
Peacetime doesn't mean there are no military threats, very real threats like north korea can increase military spending without wartime, and it's more sustainable and there'll be higher output than there would be in actual cost wartime

>>9995780
If all teenage girls were "philosophers" then then world wouldn't even exist.

>>10000732
To be fair, 'the world' is a social construct.

>>9995825
Pls stop haunting my board Mr Hitchens

>>9998149
I still can't believe this is fucking real.

A grown man wrote this scene

what happened to >>9999999

>>10000775
thats not real is it?

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>>10000753
>my board

Now that's what you, dear Anon, might call a "spook," but what I'd rather - like the good doctor Freud would - call an delusion. And, like all delusions, one you had better wake up from, lest you want to earn my undying contempt... and find your way to becoming my enemy.

>>10000686
>One of the reasons why private military companies are growing
Its not the surge anymore old man, the private sector is half the size it was in 2007.

>>9999999

Source on this quote?

Google isn't coming up with anything.

>>10002328
You mean to say... we've been had?

>>9995780
He is not right but he also implies peace is good. Peace is most certainly not good.

>>9995780
Nobody listens to philosophers.

>>9998149
>DO I!?!?!?!?!?!?!
this cant be fucking real

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>>9995780

Teenage girls are definitely not catty, immature, spiteful, or riddled with hormones and mood swings from this new period thing. I think he's right.

>>9995825
Someone tell Pete to stop holding Seances it's unChristian.

Also, slaughtered.

>>9995780
Holy shit, this is actually cringeworthy, I refuse to believe that he actually said this.

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>>9995780
Spoken like a person who has never dealt with teenage girls. They're sociopaths. Society didn't make them that way, they've been like that from the beginning.

The primary difference between men and women is that women have a far, far deeper capacity for emotional cruelty than men do, and they are capable, even encouraged by biology to disregard reason in favor of emotional imperatives.

A teenager girl philosopher would make Thrasymachus look like fucking Spinoza.

>>10000743
Why? Society might construct the 'world' but you construct society.
Society is nothing but your observation of society, it's a personal construct. So in this case the 'world' is a personal construct filtered through your conception of society.

If all philosophers were teenage girls we'd just be living in a John Green novel

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You guys seriously got a loose screw, teenage girls are lovely.

>>9995780
Teens are the entirety of this guy's audience, it's pretty obvious why he'd say something like that. I don't think he really believes it, if he does then he successfully deluded himself into believing writing shitty pop fiction for little girls is worthwhile.

>>9998149
>Urn

>>10000699
This

>>10003467
>old hag
>teenage girl
Back to r/eddit

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>>10003554
>she's 19
>was 17 when that pic was posted

Is something else bothering you, anon?

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>>10003561
that mouth oh my god

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>>10003599
Don't objectify her anon, she's even more beautiful on the inside.

>>9999964
Tzeentch is the most /lit/ chaos god

>>10003617
>she's even more beautiful on the inside.
She better be. She's got the pug nose of a 19th century Irish boxer.

>>9999048
Preach on brother.

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>>10004438
But I love her lil' piggy nose.

>>9995780
Philosophers influence jack shit when it comes to diplomacy and such. This guy is an idiot, and a massive one at that

itt: people trying to make fetch happen

>>10000000

>>9995797
White is right. It's not just a /pol/ meme. It's a fact.

>>10000366
this is great bait material

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>>10000366
>this entire post

>>9998519
I don't think you understand
It doesn't matter if the qoute is real
The idea of the qoute is more important than if it's real or not

>>9995780

>"And frankly if all philosophers were teenage girls, I'm pretty sure the world would be a hell"

FTFY