Welcome to /lit/. How patrician are you, dear fellow?
SpongeBob = Italian Autist
Drifter = Italian Chad
Patrick = Nigger
Squidward = French (pleb)
Squilliam = French (patrician)
Mr. Krabs = Jewish
Pearl = Jewish Princess
Plankton = German
Sandy = Texan
Larry the Lobster = Chad
Gary = English Librarian (see dream episode)
Mrs. Puff = Stacey (Krabs was obsessed)
>>9991577
Very. I am the epitome of /lit/.
What does everybody here like to read?
>>9991650
Harry Potter.
>>9991650
>>9991602
Squilliam did nothing wrong.
>>9991852
Squilliam Fancyson is the new mascot of /lit/
>>9991577
(((Mr. Krabs)))
>>9991899
I second this motion.