Why aren't you writing your novel in sonnets, making it about some generic sci fi fantasy about totalitarianism about trump, some metaphor about the alien bugs being ISIS, some new age shit, making it using hollywood generic plot structure?
Literally easy nobel prize.
We're getting really close to 10000000.
Patrick Rothfuss's third book will be about horse cock and a "DAE drump xdDDD" circle jerk so dw. It's coming.