Was talking to this girl about books we've recently read,

Does she like the Picture of Dorian Grey?

>>9987141
I wouldn't call it a compliment.

Dorian was meant to be a very pretty boy though if you're looking for inspiration for a clever one-liner.

>>9987142
She said she did

>>9987141
>Really
jesus you guys really are autistic, you seriously couldn't think of a better response than that?

>talking to girls
Please go.

>>9987196
it's a cute safe response- leave OP alone.

>>9987196
Not OP, but how how else could you respond? It's instant messaging ffs.

>>9987141
>>9987141
Should've told her she's your Sibyl Vane.

>>9987141
girls like bad boys tho. If she said you were a nice guy then gg, but you're still in.

>>9987141
Depends on her personality really.

Its either a tongue in cheek way of seeing you're good looking, or calling your a narcissistic borderline sociopath.

>>9987205
But also this.

>>9987189
Yeah women do this all the time.
She's comparing you to a character that is from her favorite novel. She likes you.
Some girl compared me to Christian Grey once, and I ended up dating her on and off for two years. Just ask her out and don't sorry out.

Good luck, Anon.

>>9987220
*And don't sperg out.
Phonefag, sorry about that.

Does Dorian fuck have a limit on how many times he can fuck a bitch? Cause if he does I'm like Dorian too. 65

>>9987220
The sperg out is inevitable at some point unless she really loves you which is impossible

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What did she mean by this?

>>9987141
You can't know by text alone dear desu

>>9987818
DUDE

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>>9987818

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What did she mean by this?

>>9987141
Women don't understand literature, so to her, Dorian Gray is just some sexy rich person. She's not intelligent enough to understand that Dorian is an incredibly corrupt and debased character who's selfish desires lead to his own destruction.

Don't worry anon, she's flirting. Take her out for a dive down Meat Street.

>>9987845
KEK

>>9987854
Laughed out loud on the bus.

>>9987855
>Women don't understand literature
The nadir of intelligence is here, let's see what he has to say
>Take her out for a dive down Meat Street.
Ok. Kissless virgin confirmed.

Why don't you just say "What do you mean?"

She probably thinks you are gay

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>>9987818

>>9987141
>replying with "Really"
you're not gonna make it lads

>>9988042
And how would a suave gentleman such as yourself respond?

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>>9987141
She thinks you're a self absorved faggot.

>>9988065
You didn't even put a question mark. You sound like a baboon.

>>9988107
Really

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I think I'm in bois

>>9987141
look at it from the bright-side, he was the straightest guy in the book (he even fell in love with an ENTIRE girl!)

>>9988188
do one for Homer!

>>9987141
Are you both sixteen?

>>9988134
>>9988188
kek

>>9988134
This is brilliant

>>9988065
I'm not OP, and you didn't answer the question.

>>9988257
For
>>9988107

>>9987216
Or saying he looks gay

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>>9988065
"Sexy murderer? Sure, sounds like me."

>>9988065
>not replying with "bitch fuck you mean?"

Top notch thread. In for the keks.

>>9987854
Fuck

Get me in the screencap reddit.
Honestly tho, this may be the birth of a fresh lit meme

>>9987202
>in what way?

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>>9988134

>>9987141
Compliment by far. She finds arousing your hedonistic tendencies.

>>9987141

Where do I meet girl?

>>9989065
You don't
People who do though, typically do outside.

>>9987141

She's calling you a fag, m7. React accordingly

>>9989336
haahahaahaha

She was just trying to be witty. Then OP makes a huge deal out of it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlXwTxpC6u0

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>>9989336

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>>9989336

>actual meme potential instead of forced bugs shit
I can get behind this

>>9989413
>my hypos

what did he mean by that

>>9987141
Dorian is a suave womanizer (read: gay) whose fatal flaws are narcissism and fear of aging. It's pretty hard to interpret him differently, so if she actually read it then it's not a compliment.
Then again maybe she's not a super deep reader and she just envisioned Dorian as a hot Prince Charming, in which case it is.

>>9989392
nice filename

>>9989336
Well done, anon

>>9987202
>how so?
>why's that?
>send nudes?

>>9987950
>Not "What do you mean by this?"

For shame

>>9987141
Seeing as how Dorian was a piece of shit, it was an insult. If she liked Dorian and is using it as a compliment then you should stay away from a bitch like that anyway.

>>9987220
Yeah, this exact same thing happened to you. Pfft. Fucking lying piece of shit. why roleplay?

>>9988134
Genius but would like a fart alternative

>>9990127
kek

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>>9990127

>>9990127
Everything in this thread went better than expected

>>9987854
What a wonderful novella that was.

>>9989416
Depressing or melancholic feelings you plebian.

>>9987854
>forever a minor character

(while taking some opium) bruh

>>9990127
kek
when memes merge

>>9987141
you're definitely a narcissist if you would fucking screen shot it and make a thread on /lit/

>>9987818
>>9987845
>>9987854
>>9988850
>>9989336
>>9989413
>>9990127
>>9990850
I really want this to become a meme on here. It is way better than the stupid bugs memes.
Yes, both of them.

>>9989464
How is being a suave womaniser gay

>>9989464

>suave womanizer (read: gay)
This is what you tell yourself?

>>9987141
>>9987818
>>9987845
>>9988134
>>9988188
>>9988850
>>9989336
>>9989413

This thread is fucking gold.

Especially, >>9990127.

>>9987141
She's calling you a fag lol

>>9990850
kek

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>>9987141
The simple explanation is that OP's gf is a fujoshi and imagines OP erotically asphyxiating Basil which is the highest compliment ever.

>>9989336
a well formatted meme in general, but this is the only one that made me jej

this is better than the Bugs Bunny meme

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>>9991267

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this meme has potential

>>9991407
it was too obvious, even before i saw the filename. 4/8 apply more effort

>>9991267
Anything is better than infantile /s4s/-tier humor.

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>>9987141

>>9991563
Reminder that Aiden is playing Joyce in a new movie

>>9991407
>>9991559
These are pretty good.

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>>9988197

>>9991460
anon.. easy on the criticism

>>9991580
wrong
>>9991581

>>9987845
Rearry

>>9991581
I love the line about the wine dark sea, was that whole thing from the lightning thief?

>>9989336
KEK

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>>9991601
you know sometimes you guys suck at bait

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>>9991608
I was just being goofy my friend

>>9991563
<3

>>9991656
Truly intellectual

>>9991563
baneposting is the light of my life and the fire in my loins

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>>9987854

>>9990850
Bretty good

The Virgin Dorian vs The Chad Harry

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>>9989336

>>9988065
Not the OP obviously but I'd realistically reply "What? Lol oh no I hope not! I'm not that pretentious but I'd love to be immortal" And so on. Hopefully from there she'd elaborate more on what she found Dorian about me other than chimping out like a doofus and just typing REALLY.

>>9991656
true ultraviolence

>>9991028
>>9991033
Unbridled lust is feminine.

>>9991581
Pure gold

>>9992070
>t. low-test cuck who doesn't have the urge to spread his seed

>>9992070
>This is what /pol/ incels actually believe

>>9987854
kek'd hard

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>>9992100
>>9992116
I was referring to Classical Greece, it's the entire point of the Illiad. I understand this is a sensitive area though; can you show me where Computer Mediated Communication touched you on the doll?

>>9987196
>overthinking instant messaging replies
anon, i don't think it's him who's autistic

WE NEED MORE

>>9987141
Well, OP? Did you smash?

>>9994433
I think we scared him away anon

>>9992004
Underrated

>>9992190
Backing you up here.

>Versnel, H.S. Inconsistencies in Greek and Roman Religion.

>In the eyes of the club d’hommes which, in the famous words of Vidal-Naquet, constituted the citizenry of Athens,

>The greatest common denominator of these specific weaknesses is women’s lack of selfcontrol, a deficiency equally common to women, slaves and children, in contradistinction to men who innately possess self-control.

>Women, especially in their premarital state, are part of nature, part of wild,
which men must ‘cultivate’. Especially the domestication of young horses, being the symbols of unbridled violence, is rife in the imagery of marriage, terms like polos (young horse) being as common metaphors of the young (fe)male as are yoking and taming of marriage.

>Marriage, then, can be seen as a pitch for domestication. The parthenos must be tamed, yoked, domesticated, cultivated.

>>9992100
>Implying Greeks didn't have the urge to spread their seed

>>9992116
Not just /pol/, as you can see here.

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>>9995917
Now I understand why he was smirking. He knew things like these were coming.

>>9995917
Anon... easy on the litpost

>>9996000

>>9990127
jesus christ

this thread is what I love about /lit/. it's a slow and somewhat tedious board, but when it hits, it hits like a motherfucker.

OP here, no I didn't smash

>>9996189
Fucking faggot we gave you so much material to work with too

>>9996189
Fag

>>9996201
I'm not about smashing, it's not my thing. I'm not a fucking degenerate.

>>9996494
what a pathetic faggot

>>9987141
That’s a man, baby. Women don’t read.

>>9988475
Primary This
>>9991780
Secondary this

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>>9987854
>>9988188
>>9989336
>>9990850
>>9991563
>>9991581
>>9995966
Fucking kek.

>>9991568
Im sorry, i have no idea whats going on but i see my name in this comment.

What do i have to read or watch to view my name as a character.

>>9996494
It's degenerate to NOT fuck her

>>9996784
Dorian Gray, I suppose.

>>9987854
He really was being a Gregory Berrycone though

I love this new meme

Dorian Gray was gay as hell how does anyone not see it

>>9996797
I suppose i should have guessed this.. Thank you anon.

>>9991267
Bugs.. easy on the criticism

>>9991780
this is so fucking gay

>>9988065
>Come over, I'll show you my portrait

>>9987854
genius

first bugs now this

>>9988134
stop, I'm dying!

>>9997036
Who knew /lit/ could be so lit?

>>9996494
I'm sitting here actually laughing at the idea of somebody sincerely thinking this

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>>9987854

>>9997790
Why is this not titled Will.i.am Dafoe?

>>9989336
gold

>>9997219
People like you are alien to me.

>>9998229
So is intercourse.

This thread is golden.
btw OP, it just means she wants to bang you, go ahead and don't be a pussy.

Best new meme

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>>9987854

>>9998255
>what is marriage and family?
This century is disgusting.

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Full meme ahead

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>>9987854
I love this board.

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>>9999633
another

>>9988103
Exactly. Now the OP just needs to decide if that is a compliment or an insult.

>>9999664
kluk

I don't think it's a compliment OP. Dorian was hot, yes, but he was manipulated by Boris, whom I consider a homosexuual, into being a chauvanist. It wasn't even his own choice, it was like he was doing all of that to please a gay man because he called him pretty.

It sounds like she's calling you a weak-minded narcissist with homosexual tendencies.

>>9999520
Something to happen if you like the person as a person, which is far less likely than liking a person for their body. And avoiding these chances to smash means that if you do get married your sex life will suffer since you'll miss out on all the techniques you could have learned, and a shit sex life will detract from the quality of your marriage. Nothing makes a woman as unsatisfied as an unsatisfied libido

So, if you want a good marriage, smash as much as you can

>>9999664
10/10

>>9999694
made me chuckle

OP needs to let this girl know she just became the newest hot meme.

someone do one with the grrm squatting in the grass passage

Do one for Holden Caulfield!

>>10001285
More lowbrow, but still beautiful

>>10001285
>>9999664
kek not bad

>>9999752
I don't know what book you read, but there is no Boris in Dorian Gray

>>10001285
fucking hell lmao

>>9989336
This is absolutely incredible

>>9992004
So underrated

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>>9987141
You're supposed to say: "Y-you too".

That would have been more polite.

>>9996494
You're telling me you are sitting here idly talking to some chick without intentions to smash? What are your purposes then, what are your trying to achieve?

My intuition tells me you're in denial

>>9987854
lol

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>>9999694

>>10003969
Dr. Kekle and My Aching Sides would fit the syllable count better

>>10003938

Not OP, but haven't you ever just had female friends anon?

>>9999999
>>10000000

>>10003980
Dr. Kekle and Ow My Sides

>>10001354
>I could see you like raping your sister
>Phoebe
>Yeah

>>9988195
oh my... i hope you are 14 if you are that blind to subtext

>>9987141
ITT people who have only read synopses of the picture of dorian gray

>>10003991
friends? elucidate please

>>9990850
this is a good one

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i am pretty sure she is reposting that quote on her tumblr

>>9988850
Did he really say this?

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>>9991568
>it's true
this can't be happening, I'm in charge here

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Just b urself dude

>>10000273
naive

don't let this thread die

>>10006930
why? this stuff will just get reposted later anyways