Hey /lit/, could you please write some pathetic melodramatic phrases? I like to read things like that.
I post on /r9k/, I've really got it all figured out.
>>9980981
I would have killed myself if I hadn't found a cartoon frog that embodies my every emotion.
>>9980997
that's actually an even better reason to kill yourself
Alas, I can never consummate the love I feel for the woman of my dreams, for she exists only in an anime. That, and I have a severe case of erectile dysfunction.
>>9980981
Pepe... lay off the acid
>>9980981
I didn't have a surprise when I woke up. . . no "lol" . . . just ants