>writing a 1000-page novel Is there anything more pretentious,

>>9961030
>deciding the number of pages before starting the book

Is there anything more plebeian, more idiotic?

>>9961030
thats a fat rabbit lol

>>9961030
Bugs....

>>9961038
easy on the pages!

>>9961030
bugs.. amiable on the root vegetables, usually orange in colour

>not needing 1000 pages just to give the readers a basic gestalt of what's going on in your novel

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bugs...easy on the dick

>>9961030
Bugs... this is the first time you've made me laugh with this format

>>9961069
delet this

>>9961034
Your obnoxious writing style.
I hope you don't ever provide text for even a poster or coupon.

>>9961030
how about the bugs-posting, op

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>>9961311
heh kid
this is carrot

>>9961030
writing a 1100-page novel, dum dum.

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>>9961362
>the absolute state of humour on /lit/

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>>9961375
>watching porn

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>>9961394
>not watching porn for the kino

>>9961279
>Your obnoxious writing style.
>I literally copied the OP

:thinking:

>>9961403

OH FUCK IT'S SO BIG!!!

>>9961494
bugs...it's so big....

>>9961030
That whole thing about how writing a 1000+ page novel is like "imposing your phallus" is completely true in my case. I'm only going to write 1000+ page novels and there's nothing you can do about it OP. It's like dicking the canon with my massive genius braincock