>I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself

Lolita?

>>9958497
Nope.

hint: author is a barp fetishist

>>9958493
one of the greatest creators of literary works. even his letters were incredible, and you do realize they weren't released under his wishes. he doubtlessly just wished to write a naughty letter. i bet you five hundred thousand dollars you couldn't write a better one.

>>9958503
better hint: he had """difficulty""" seeing with one of his eyes and had to use an eyepatch

>aka got too many shit particles in his eye

>>9958497
Really? I'm embarrassed for Nabokov that you would even think that

>you'll never fuck the farts out of a /lit/ girl

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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

I wonder what he'd think of the fact that people are now reading his fetish letters and laughing at them.

>>9958493
Joyce

>>9958493
Guessing James Joyce

I remember he had a fart fetish and his letters to his lover were some of the weirdest things I've ever read in my life

so, did the girl also have a fart fetish or did she just put up with this shit 'cause he's a famous writer

>>9958493
I want to know who this is but also I really don't want to search using the entire paragraph.

Holy shit. I hate how unaesthetic sex is, but those letters are really something else. How much lust, madness and remorse Joyce packs into the letters is just beautiful.

Google for "Nora Barnacle Letters" for more.

At this point more of /lit/ has read Joyce's fart letters than any of his work

>cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties

fuckin ded

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