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>Not starting with the Canaanites
Bet you plebs don't even worship Baal.
Kirta is awesome. Dude's sad because his wife and kids died, El offers him a load of money, Kirta just wants kids, so El gets him to attack another king and steal his daughter. She's obviously prime pussy because they have 8 children in 7 years. Then Asherah gets mad because she didn't get some gold Kirta promised her and everything goes to shit again.
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>>9957452
My favorite part (can't think of which tablet off the top of my head) is where they take all the gold and lapis lazuli and transform it into wood to build a temple. Or maybe when the guy starts praying for birds to fall out of the sky (and how it interacts with the Osiris myth)
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Anat is one crazy bitch
>I'll make your head run with blood, your gray beard with gore. Then cry to Aqhat to rescue you, to Daniel's son to save you from the hand of Anat the girl!
That's her talking to El, king of the gods
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>>9957452
>Not starting with the sumerians and worshipping enlil
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