>at the public pool, surrounded by mexicans and fat people

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>at the public pool, surrounded by mexicans and fat people
>trying to do laps, but fat old ladies keep getting in my way
>unable to do any flip turns in fear of kicking some fatty in the face
>children are crying and screaming about god knows what
>as I rest from a set of laps, a fat mexican guy drops his hotdog on the floor in front of me and some of the mustard splatters onto my face
>he walks away without even looking at me though he clearly saw what happened
>Bewildered and in disbelief, I look around frantically for possible witnesses so that I can confront this asshole
>all the fat people busy swimming, I look up to the lifeguard, who had just put on a fresh new bandana to absorb the sweat dripping down his brow from the heat
>as we make eye contact, he flashes me a little mona lisa smirk
>"heh, welcome to the water, kid"