In your best prose, complete the following: I like my girls

>>9951839

Black with a dash of cream

I don't drink coffee, I just like the smell of it.

I'm ambivalent, really. If I'm in a social setting and some is readily available, I'll partake given it's not too dark, but when it comes down to it I wake up every morning not suffering for its absence.

i have never seen a coffee.

Cold and bitter.

>>9951839
With a hearty splash of my own jizz in it.

Damn good, and hot.

served with a generous side of black cock

>>9951839
quiet, attractive, and obedient.

Poured in a mug

Not needed

In a tranquil setting, milky and sweet, then out of my face when I'm done it.

covered in my cum.

imported from the third world for cheap

never worn

posted on instagram

in small doses

named maxim

with a splash of liquor or two

Ground, bagged, and stored in a low humidity environment

instant

picked up from McDonalds in the wee hours of the night

alcoholic.

>>9951839
cold

>>9951899
have you ever met coffee that wasn't quiet and obedient?

coffee >>>>>> girls

>>9951839

>without a dick on them

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>>9951839
Fresh.

quite a bit

Warm and nutty.

either really young (9 and under) or really old (60+)

>>9951839
hot and full of whiskey

brown around the rim

Cheap and instant

>>9951839
filling them with cream

Served on demand

>>9951839
White and skinny.

To be the source of painful blisters on my tongue and thighs

... hot and unconscious.

and I'm all outta coffee

I don't

>>9951839
wet and hot

A chore in the morning, the first thankless work of an unpleasant day
A burden in the afternoon, as either one weighs on my nerves and my tract like a chronic flu
A memory in the evening, when the biterness has surrendered to the stronger memories of fragrant warmth
A promise before bed, of "Just One More Day" after the last one is finally done, until your last day that promise is a merciful lie

brimming with aids

strong, black, and on The Sims 3

>>9952103
What he said.

>>9951839
FOR YOU

>>9952015
bruh

>>9952111 (Checked)

>>9951839
cold

>>9951839
If it helps me learn something new every time I partake in it then it's worth it

>>9951846
Holy shit this. My man.

Nigerian

... ground up and distilled in boiling water.

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I like my girls like I like my coffee: hipster, expensive and fragrant with a distinct nutty undertone.

>inb4 bravo anon you have made the Patrician's Choice
I'm well aware!!

>>9952091
underrated

>>9951839
How do people lay and read like that?
My back is killing me after 2 minutes in that position

>>9952456
You have to be a pretty girl.

>>9952462
I was afraid so

>>9951839
flat and white
(no, literally)

>>9951925
KEK
>>9951956
also decent

fair trade and from a third world country

>>9951839
young and underaged

>>9951839
Reduced to an object I pay less than $5 to do as I please with

>>9951839
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEVTQHiAQRA

in a plastic cup

>>9951839

Bitter, cold, maybe a bit sour. Which maybe won't sound quite so appealing to most. But it's the sort of taste you get used to first, and then addicted to afterwards. And then you need it to wake up and live in the morning.

Ground and boiled.

>>9951849
this haha

>>9952080
nice

>>9951839
short, bitter and scalding hot

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>>9951839
Dark brown and shipped in a crate from Colombia.

>>9952957
>he bought in the colombian women are hot meme

Enjoy your silicone butts,tits and clearly liposuction waist that feels like a bag full of pudding.

Sweet and warm. Is that too much to ask?

>>9951839
I drank black coffee once and immediately spit it out.

>>9951839
I don't like coffee.

actually bois who just look like gurls

>>9951839
Full of farts.

boiled over a fire by a hairy turk

>>9951839
Dogearred, feels neglected inside, and with a bent spine.

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>>9952003
delicious

>>9951839
I don't really like it. I only pretend to so I fit in with everyone else.

frigid

Fat free and quiet

These are all pretty good, but I'd like to see the thread that challenges you to complete it "in your best verse."

>>9951839
enema friendly

: as something warm to dunk my donuts in.

>>9951846
He said best prose. What you meant was:

for the aroma.

>>9951839

"Blacker than a moonless night, hotter and more bitter than Hell itself; that is coffee."
"The weak get washed away by the tides of fate. The strong drink it up."
"It's bitter today, too. Just like my destiny."
"A single drop of milk is all it takes to destroy the pure black magic in the cup!"
"The bitterness. Every time I get lied to, I always down a mug of coffee."
"There is only one thing that remains constant in this crazy world, the bitter darkness that lies at the bottom of this mug."
"If your mug is filled with black and bitter suspicions, the only way to get rid of them is to drink them down quick."
"There are 253 distinct types of bitterness in coffee. But to pick out each one requires total concentration and the use of all the senses."
"The aroma. A coffee’s most reliable accomplice is its deep and profound aroma."
"Add the pureness of milk to the perfect, clear darkness of coffee. Stir. That's the state of the witness's mind right now: a cup of cafe au lait."
"So I gave her my last cup. With milk and sugar, to hide the bitterness of the harsh truth."
"Hot nights and even hotter coffee, that’s what I always say."
"Humans are afraid of the dark. And yet, at the same time, we’re fascinated and bewitched by it. Maybe that’s why humans drink the darkness that is coffee."
"I'm good 'til the last drop."

>>9951839
with nuts

/thread

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I like my girls like I like my coffee: Sniffer of carrion, premature gravedigger, seeker of the nest of evil in the bosom of a good word, you, who sleep at our vigil and fast for our feast, you with your dislocated reason, have cutely foretold, a jophet in your own absence, by blind poring upon your many scalds and burns and blisters, impetiginous sore and pustules, by the auspices of that raven cloud, your shade, and by the auguries of rooks in parlament, death with every disaster, the dynamatisation of colleagues, the reducing of records to ashes, the levelling of all customs by blazes, the return of a lot of sweetempered gunpowdered didst unto dudst but it never stphruck your mudhead's obtundity (O hell, here comes our funeral! O pest, I'll miss the post!) that the more carrots you chop, the more turnips you slit, the more murphies you peel, the more onions you cry over, the more bullbeef you butch, the more mutton you crackerhack, the more potherbs you pound, the fiercer the fire and the longer your spoon and the harder you gruel with more grease to your elbow the merrier fumes your new Irish stew.

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>>9951839
>I like my girls like I like my coffee:

Thicc and strong.

>>9952436
>hipster
>patrician

choose one

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>>9951839
with 47 dicks dipped into it beforehand

i don't think i know any peruvian girls.

>>9951839
Hot and black.

>>9951839
not letting me sleep at night

Iced

dark beneath the creamy surface

stored in the kitchen

creamy beneath the dark surface

I don't drink coffee, I prefer tea

>>9953623
closet fag

>>9951839
Easy to ejaculate into before serving to another man.

>>9953513
winner

>>9951839
I like my girls like I like my coffee: I do not like coffee, and drink only tea.

Served by barista and loaded with cream,

>>9951839
Au lait.

(Ergo French)

hot and all over my dick

served with fries

wet

>>9953725
Oh that's very witty haha

>>9951839
to go.

>>9953513
This

Full of naughty little farties

>I like
>my women like
>I like
>my coffee: made fresh, as if
>the temperature were to boil the insides of my mouth; that is,
>the characteristic of the thing, yet not the very thing, which
>itself would be nothing to tell what from which.