Describe the last book you read with a greentext one-liner.
>Traveler misses his meeting to stop and record the biographical account of a court jester who experiences erections when hearing a lute.
>magic priest dooms the world with gay sex, misquoted bible verses, and ill-advised paganism
>Russians get memed on by a talking cat
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Reading your greentext one-liner gave me 10 times more enjoyment than the entire garbage book you're describing, OP.