Post a name. Post a book. If your name is called, you have

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cash rules everything around me
c.r.e.a.m, get the money
dollar dollar Bill this one is for you

>>9948349
> literally mad because his slavic-Japanese fusion name that is totally common and Biblical is never called out in these threads

:^)

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Jeremy, Jerome, Jeremiah, Jerry

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essential autumn reading

have fun, Tyler, Rebecca, Darrell, Ross, and
emily.

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george

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Owen

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Luke

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Michael and derivations (Mikael, Mikhail, etc.)

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Taylor

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derek

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Courtney is both a boy's and a girl's name in the UK

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terry, lad

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I love these threads but i'm a grill so nobody ever picks me

I'll give you a clue: it begins with E

anyway have fun Danny/Daniel/Dan

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>>9948527
ethel
esther
emma
erin
erica
really don't know many grill names beginning with E

LONDON

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Emily, repent and believe the Gospel.

>>9948547

one of those is right, thanks anon

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>>9948552

good luck I'm a Jew

anyway have fun Matthew/Matt

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Brynn
Bryce
Ryan
Riann
Bruce
Basmati Rice

>>9948563
He answered, “I was sent only to the lost sheep of the house of Israel.”

>>9948563
Fuck you Emily I'm not reading that.
Wittgenstein's Mistress is for you, Rebecca.

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>>9948578

I mean im ngl it is a good book

basically Joyce but for orthodox Judaism

Tom/Thomas/Tommy

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>western name that only exists in my country
Good luck guessing
Robert/Rob/Bob/Bobby

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my name is super uncommon, so I won't get mentioned.

but if you want to indoctrinate me with your opinions, give me something to read

also have fun oscar, ben, laura and bill

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>>9948647
Sure, have fun

Get on it, David.

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>>9948766
Picture didn't post

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Any variant the name Nicholas.

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Here you go James/Jim/Jimmy

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Go for it, Adam

>haven't said my name yet, the greatest of all names
oi phil read the moviegoer

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Alright Tyler, Tony, Tyrone, enjoy this masterpiece

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Trust me, you'll be thankful you got called out Charlie, Charles, Chandler, Charlotte

>>9948405
>Mikhail
Cyкa, блять. Didn`t expect my name in this thread.

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>A Greek name no one will find
Robert read this fucking thing .

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tfw name still never picked and its common af.

go nuts ashley

>>9948926
>the finest novel ever written by an american

Standards aren't that high then

>>9949031
Yeah I'm not sure I'd agree with it being the finest novel ever written by an american, but it is certainly a fantastic book

>>9949031
you forgot historical

>>9948781
Finally. Never heard of this

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>>9948342
Quit these fuckin threads (you) faggot. No one actually plays

No one says Dmitri, but you think they'd recommend Dostoyevsky.

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>tfw my name is never called
Enjoy your book, JOHN

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here you go, any variation of Simon/symeon

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>>9948527
I'd guess it, but I want to guess my own name, but that misses the point of a random book.
Ah, what the hell, Elizabeth

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Have fun, Peter.

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Hit it, Boris.

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>>9948895
Not exactly, but close enough.

Here you go Stanley, Stanislav etc.

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Kneel before the lord Dragon, Air-Wrecka, or you will be knelt.

>>9948349
>>9949166
> no one actually plays
> thread is popular

Choke on a dick, faggot

>>9948781
Cool, will look it up

>>9949166
Speak for yourself, anon. Every time my name is called I will make it the next book I read because I want to read a reccommended book that is probably a bit out of my comfort zone, something I might not have been aware of or something I might not have read otherwise.

How would you know whether people were playing along or not?

>>9949544
This any good though

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>>9948342
Enrique

>tfw no one ever mentions my name in these threads

>>9948374
Ross reporting in, haven't read it before.

>>9948574
why did you have to say Basmati Rice fml

>>9950059
That is so weird- because my name is Vindaloo Chicken.

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>>9950046
>>9949166

i-i do

>>9949882
Yeah. The main event shines so brightly that you can't really look at the events around it, but here you have the whole picture. And it's messed up. You look at the chapters and wonder "when do we get to the flavour aid" but then Jones pulls some new shit and you are like "dude come on really?" and then you get to the end and you are like "yeah okay I get it". For instance everyone knows he made a test run in his church and then did it for real in Jonestown, but there are still a lot of holes and leaps in the narrative. How did we get to that point? What lead up to the FBI recording? You might for example imagine him as super charismatic and his followers super brainwashed, but that's not really the case.
It's like knowing Scientology is sketchy but then you read something like Going Clear (which I also enjoyed reading), and you are like "oh what".

s-somebody please say my name

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Enjoy yourself, Lawrence.

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>>9950708
ok francis

In the previous thread I suggested that we should have "Post a book and you have to read the book which was posted right before you". It's an immitation of /mu/, but seems to be working pretty good there.

My name is Jared, someone tell me what the fuck to read. Just finished some Hemingway if that helps.

>>9952028
Wait your turn goddamnit

>>9952038
No one ever calls me. I don't have the most common name.

>>9952077
That's because you're a crybaby, Jared. Man up and wait for your time.

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This is going to get weird for you, Hal.

>>9948440

Only if you're gay

>>9950091
Sounds great actually, added it to my Amazon basket. How is Going Clear compared to the Alex Gibney documentary? Does it go further down the rabbit hole than the film?

>>9950059
i saw that too and had a cheeky giggle

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Jared
Jacob
Jacoby
Johan
Jonsi
Jeffrey
Jonah
Jonas
Job
Jennifer
Jenny
Gendy

>>9952114
heh heh heh that's a funny picture, mind if i save it?

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>>9952028
Read your wife's book, damn you.

>>9952169
> designs handbags
> complains to daddy when nobody wants to be associated with her
> literally has no authority in government and neither should she, yet she has an office in the white house and is representing America

The reign of Trump is fucking sickening, I'll be very surprised if there isn't an assassination attempt on him one of these days.

Bernie or McCain should be in power

>>9952228
I'm going to have a party when McCain dies, that traitorous piece of garbage.
Bernie wouldn't be too bad though.

>>9948800
no thanks

>>9952240
> McCain
> traitorous
> a man who fought in vietnam
> respect for his opponents, even if he doesn't necessarily agree with them
> voted against Trump-care that would fuck over millions of Americans
> traitorous

C'mon. You know better than this.

But I don't really know why Hillary was the democratic candidate when you had based Bernie on their side. I think they would've won if Bernie was the candidate. Hillary is too patronising as were her followers and she didn't even fucking bother acknowledging half of the country.

>>9952040
i don't have last name neutron but i have been wanting to read this

>>9952228
>mccain
really man?

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mi fiddi wagwarn
ey ey aye fi widdi mi battyhole wid dis

Scott, Sean, Shaun, Seth, Sophie, Sarah, Samuel, Sasha, Sefton, Sidney

>>9952152
Ayy, you got it, boss

>>9952258
>wanting a neo-con
trump could do nothing but fuck russian prostitutes for 4 years and still be a better pres

>>9952258
>sang for the Vietcong and did propaganda broadcasts for them
>basically just a Democrat, maintains his seat with inertia and campaign money rather than actually serving his base
Nah, he's a traitor. It's telling that he's the only Republican that leftists don't completely hate. I think Sanders had potential, especially since ardent Hillaryfags were like nonexistent and Bernie would have split the white Millennial vote, but it was Her Turn(tm). Shame, since Bernie versus Trump would have actually been a difficult choice.

>>9952268
Thanks. I was gonna have to go with John otherwise

>>9952278
no problem my dude

hope you like it, genuinely one of my favourite books published in the last ten years and I think it could still stand tall 40 years from now. The Jamaican patois might get annoying at first but it really does open up for some very interesting prose, a sense of rhythm and some fantastic passages.

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Kumail
Aziz
Abu
Ahmed/Ahmad
Levi
Edward
Oliver
Gene/Jean
Malcolm

I wish I knew more Asian names

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Alice

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Victor, Vincent, Vicente,
Guillermo, Gill, Gilligan, Gillian, Giovanni, Giles
Hubert, Humphrey, Humbert, Harold, Harvey
Nicole, Nicola, Nikolai, Nikola, Nicholas, Nick, Nigel
and oh yeah, ALEX

I hope you will come to love this bawdy greek as much as I do.

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Here you go, Vladimir

>>9948342
>I have a french name
>but I was born in Brazil
>and I live in England
No one is going to guess my name

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>>9952825
andre, manuel, cesar, victor, hugo

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>>9952825
Pierre
Jacques
Francois
Jean
Phillippe

How obscure is your french name, anon?

>>9952845
I'll read it after i finish what i'm reading now. Hope it's good, anon

>>9952521
>alex
ayy finally
buying it from ebay rn

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I didn't quite like my recomendation so hopefully I get another one.
Felix, Agatha, Patti, Patricia, Israel

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Enjoy these comfy reads Charles, Charlie or Chuck

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have fun igor, sam, thomas, theo, dimitri, sophia, sophie, laura

More names beginning with O, please anons, thank you

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>>9953908

Oscar

>>9952152
This is a cool little book

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Time to sort yourself out, Zenobia

P.S. no one ever says my name. It starts with a P :(

>>9948808
Fuck you, I'm not reading that.

>>9954616
we probably have the same name

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Henry, Jake, Jacob, Jack, Sam, Marco, Floyd

>>9954709
second letter is r

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>>9948342
enjoy a lengthy kafkaesque detective novel

rick, ricky, richard, or dick

can someone please give me a G?

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>>9952623

>>9954765
>>9954748
how can you not realize that posting multiple names defeats the purpose?

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>>9954784
The recommendation retains it's value if you keep the names similar and the number down
Presley
Prescott
Preston

>>9954765
ayy thats not my name but that book looks bretty gud so picked up

>>9954835
its good but damn if you aint patient. its like a dummy detective novel just because of how slow it rolls, and the recap chapters. but its not a bad read, comfy and heartwarming, although still a bit empty with the murders and disappearances though. i loved it.

>>9954784
rick ricky richard and dick are all very similar, and this aint /b/. replies are slow and few, get over it

>>9949373
Fuck I've already read this too.

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Have fun Mohammed.

>>9955365
kek

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Enjoy, Morgan.

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Getting some Dutch and German names going: Ralf, Pieter/Peter/Piet, Max, Leon, Luuk, Paul, Simon, Tom, Sam, Jurgen, Jeroen, Gijs, Jelle, Jesse, Thomas.

>>9955365
I know people do this ironically because muh muslims but wouldn't somebody muslim, interested in literature, be cool with dipping their toes into catholic literature, sort of like atheists reading the Bible and Koran to see what stories they offer?

>>9952521
First time I've seen anyone even mention my name here. Thank you, anon. Will read.

>>9952152
> that cover

Man, you know you're the coolest motherfucker in book club when you're reading this. Picking it up now.

>>9954748
How is this? My mother has a copy but I never see it mentioned here. It also seems to mainly be seagull photographs.

>>9956140
Holy shit, haven't seen Jesse in like 10? threads.

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Julian

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leo
theo
mia
leia
laticia
cooper
andy
leslie
eswjhiwrsdf

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HEY CHRIS!

>>9948377
I wont read the book but i ll watch the movie. Am i game?

>>9956910
Why not both? It's a very short book and you're on /lit/ of all places. It's pretty good. No idea what the movie is like.

>>9953521
daaaamn
thats must read

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>individual people post several names
>not even close to mentioning mine

Feelsgoodman.

>>9956451
I'm not the person who recommended it, but I liked it. It's a quick read and if you don't have to go out of your way to get your hands on a copy I'd give it a shot if I were you.

It's a story about self actualization and 1970s spirituality as told through the lens of a seagull who wants to improve his flying skills instead of focusing on fighting over food with the rest of his flock.

>>9952261
too bad, nigger. you aren't allowed to read it

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>>9957349
okay Pepe

>>9957550
Name's not Pepe, but I've already read Ordinary Men. Terrifying book tbqh.

>>9948342
>>9948342
>>9948342
I don't mean to hijack this thread, but it seems to be the most appropriate one to ask this question in; there is a book about literary theory and criticism, written conjointly by two authors.

If anyone could point be to the name of the book, I would be very, very happy and grateful.

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>tfw no one's said my name yet, even though it's really common

>>9958086
I have never, ever seen my name in one of these threads, I don't know if I'd say it's "really common" but it certainly isn't rare either

>>9952859
>>9952845
No, it isn't that obscure - it's even part of a famous brand. I will give you a hint, I fell in love with a girl with a close name to mine when I was a autistic secondary schooler.

>tfw don't have pleb common name so won't be able to play this game :(

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>>9948342
Time to join the Sons of Liberty John, Benjamin, Alexander, Thomas, James, and George.

>>9958599
louis

>>9958716
I give up

I have too much to read anyway

>>9952144
I haven't watched the documentary, exactly because I read that it did just that. And I found it very enjoyable. However I just took other people's word for it. I'm interested in watching it if you can wait a bit, and then give you a short comparison.

>>9948553
Mot same anon but is Esther right?

Tfw name never called. Just like in PE.

>>9958944

yeah

>>9952144
Right out of the gate, I think it's a good documentary. I'm only around 40 minutes in, but I like it. What I have noticed however is that a lot is missing. It's two hours, of course some will be left out, and they kept the most important that doesn't overcomplicate matters. It's a good documentary, however I say if you like the topic I'd invest in the book. I really would.

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Philip & Carmen, read Steinbeck's Winter of Our Discontent

bump one last time, here's hoping for my name to come in

>>9959001
Alright mate, thanks for the heads up, will do just that

>>9957418
Alright, i'll give it a go, thanks anon

>>9958086
Me too, happens in every thread, yet I come to see if it's called out as well as to take other people's reccs , who gonn stop me huh

>>9958599
lee

>>9961194
name (1) girl name that sounds like lee, read the evidence reee

>>9961201
Lea sounds like Lee

>>9949668
>Condemning a fellow human being to this shitshow.
How could you?

>>9961286
Oh, but it is not that anyway

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have fun
JORDAN

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Here you go, Chris.

>>9952521
This is the closest anyone's going to get to the name I actually use so basically, thanks for giving me something to do on a workday where I have literally nothing going on anon.

>>9962880
I tried my dude, hope you enjoy it as much as I did

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Here you go SAM!

>>9962828
You got me

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>>9952290
oh shit nigga i never get called in these threads. hope it's good

this one's for Zach and Zachary

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William and all its variations

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>>9948342
pic related for anyone who wants to see exactly how and why the USSR was actually anti-revolutionary and preferred to squash revolution into bourgeois democracy, this time in spain

Alex

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Marcus

>>9963352
>It depicts a homosexual youth movement whose objective is the downfall of western civilization, set in an apocalyptic late twentieth century.
Well, I guess I could read some non-fiction, sure.

>>9963352
>>9963520
And I'm reading it, and it's alright, but my native language is spanish, and Burroughs' spanish is awful...

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Here ya go Luca

>tfw unusual name

>>9963841
>tfw highly unusual name
>tfw it's a derivative of a derivative of a foreign version of >>9963352
Enjoying the book though. Though I stopped after two chapters. Gonna to continue later.

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>>9963841
>tfw your name will never be callled

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Marcelle
Darcel
Patrice
Weldon
Tonette
Amalia
Clair
Reba
Valeria
Deirdre
Ja
Arleen
Lindsy
Leana
Hobert
Laura
Petra
Williams
Kai
Morgan
Ailene
Lyla
Penelope
Bill
Naida
Ophelia
Mikel
Loren
Kareen
Raymonde
Evelyne
Gus
Delila
Lakenya
Sid
Ludie
Dane
Carson
Chiquita
Zenaida
Renetta
Sade
Lee
Iola
Abdul
Josefina
Jone
Katheleen
Providencia
Jules

>>9963859
And here I was >>9963856 thinking Kai wouldn't be called. Tolstoy huh...

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Never seen my name on one of these. Hint: it's an Old Testament biblical name.

I hope you weren't planning on eating meat any time soon Julian.

>>9956553
lmao, do i have to read if name is christopher

>>9948800
Shit taste in kerouac

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no one knows my name

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>>9963856
I know that feel.

>>9948354

Kek

>>9956140
first time my name has ever been called,
i am grateful

>>9951091
>my name gets called
>it's a 3000 page brick

This thread was supposed to be fun.

Kurt, go read Consider the Lobster (collection of DFW essays)

>>9963859
my name hasn't been mentioned in this thread, but it's been years since I read this book and I remember liking it so I'm going to give it another go. thanks.

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Henry

>>9963266
Rashomon and Akutagawa is the best, anon. Hope you like it.

>>9963387
alex already got called bruh

>>9964210
not Julian but fuck you stop posting vegan bullshit here

>>9964886
> Vollman
> not fun

Don't be a pussy. You're lucky to have your name called and for it to be given such a wonderful author.

What is a good page to download .epub or .pdf?
And I'm not alking about Guttenberg and all the legal ones

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Cameron, Colin, Collin, Clark, Carol

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Get ready for comfy Autumn spooks, my dudes:

Catherine, Caitlyn, Corey, Caleb, Fritz, Franz, Hans, Herman, Joseph, Robert, Marlon, Mabel, Anthony, Tony, Gabriel, Henry, Harry, Garvey, Guy, Gary.

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Gordon
Matthew or Mathew
Zach or Zack or even Zac heck why not dude
Ben

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Conner
Brian
Steven
Stefan
Peter
Mason
Jeff
Jim
Kim

I'm sure one of you wanted to read this at some point.

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>>9963856
Same here

>>9963856
>>9965825
I pick a name (or three) beforehand to be called instead.

Guys, sorry to hijack the thread for a sec, but I didn't think this was worth a new thread.

I've made the mistake of doing nothing but playing video games for my teenage/young adult life. I need to change as a person. I need a book that's going to mould my personality into something more polished and more sociable/morally straight .

Books like starship troopers, 1984, brave new world etc are cool, but not what I'm looking for. I need books that I can extract personality / life lessons from.

Thanks in advance guys

(polite sage)

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Gregory, Gus, George.

This is one is specifically chosen for you.

>>9965870
The Bible desu

>>9965870
Plato - Republic
Augustine - Confessions
Marcus Aurelius - Meditations
Montaigne - Essais
Pascal - Pensées
Tolstoy - Anna Karenina
Thomas Mann - The Magic Mountain
T. S. Eliot - The Four Quartets

>>9965870
Anything by Dostoevsky (start with crime and punishment, and notes from the underground*), and In Search of Lost Time


*it's a novella, so you will probably finish it within a day

>>9965787
>Brian
That's the closest to my name being called out and I literally finished that book a few months ago. I can't be rereading that so soon.

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Tierry, Jean-Luc, and Charles

>>9966126
Forgot you Pierre!

>>9949990
Damn, my name is Enrique and I just finished that book last month.

>mfw they all wussed out at the end
>mfw I missed the whole point of the book

>>9965870
You may get more advice here: >>9958212

Off the top of my head, try All Quiet on the Western Front by Erich Maria Remarque.

Andy, Andrew, Andrea,
Alex, Alexander, Alexandria

No cover, link below.


https://m.fanfiction.net/s/4112682/1/The-Subspace-Emissary-s-Worlds-Conquest

>>9965739
You finally got me!

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>>9965937
Bryan? Brynn? Brice? Bryce? Bruce?

Have this one instead, my dude or dudette

>>9966236
It's one of those. And I'll be reading that after my current book. Thanks so much.

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Gavin

>>9952845
>>9952521
>victor
I finally get something to read

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Any variant the name Christopher.

>>9965739
Damn, that cover is gorgeous and haunting

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enjoy it Ahmad, Muhammad, John, Richard, and Sinclair

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Hamish

>>9965895
Tried reading it once. The old testament is so fucking boring , reads like a shopping list. Couldn't do it

>>9948354
Lmao

>>9949373
Fuck you

>>9956553
This looks like something made by a schizo

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I don't think any K names have even been said so I'm clear.
This is for you Mary and Eric.

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Here you go Kevin! It's a good one.

>>9965870
you´re searching for "self-help" books.
come back for philosophy when you´re done reading them.

>>9965870
Philosophy is probably the right choice. People say start with the greeks but you honestly don't have to.
You can try Thus Spoke Zarathustra by Nietzsche
If that's no good, or too hard, Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk has been motivating for a lot of people and is an easy read.
I am trying to pick easy reads for beginners here. It's hard to push through though. In any case, expect to take several years to change.

>>9968407
A lot of it is, yeah. You're not really supposed to read it cover-to-cover. Of course you don't want to read endless genealogy or Jewish law. Just skim along and try different books from it - there's law, history, myth, poetry, prophecy, etc., you should be able to find something you can read. With emphasis on poetry, I suggest King James Version. Most newer translations are a rape of the language.

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>>9968505
Quite a surprise to see my name being posted just as I searched for it.

This one´s for you, Anton.

>>9948800
Do I have to read it if I have been to Big Sur?
Because I'd really prefer not to.

>>9965870
>>9965870
Forget "self-help", forget anti-depressants and anxiety medicine. Lack of dopamine release is likely due to cultural aspects of the present age, conformity of urban society which humans really aren't designed to fit, and the spiritual void the dying institution of religion left behind.

Reading philosophy will slowly increase your intelligence, and make clear the causality language has with self-awareness. So tighten your butthole and persevere through the diction, because it's good for you and it builds character.

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This one's for you, Emanuel, Emmanuelle, Ema, Emma, Emmaline, Emily, Ellie, Elizabeth, Liz, Beth, Liza, Lizbet, Lizbeth, Beth Ann(e), Erick, Erich, Eric, Erik, Erin, Aaron, and Annette.

>>9968478
I was going to go with this one since this is the closest to my name I've seen mentioned, but I just can't get into Camus.

>>9965184
How do you know I paint?

If my name is in a big fucking list of names I'm not reading it, I'm only accepting personal recommendations.

>>9968793
yay

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Nobody ever picks my name. So I'll pick it for other people that maybe share it. Lucian. Also any Lucia, Alexander, Mihai, Chris, Igor get on this, it's dope

>>9970306
also pls I forgot to add, recommend, I am going to the sea and I hate it so I want at least to read.

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>>9948361
>when a poster calls my nickname and given name
Here's some middle-school core for Chad

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Off you go, Jonathan.

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Read this and thank me later
Ивaн
Ивaйлo
Ивa
Ивaнa
Ивeлинa
Йoвaн
Йoвчo

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Patrick
Eli
Nadine
Ian
Samantha

>>9952296
alright, will do senpai

>>9948342
I bet 1000€ my name will NEVER come up,
Anglofags

>>9948418
I'd bet money that anyone named Derek has already that.

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>>9948808

>>9965787

>Conner
Close enough. Does it have to be the jap edition? I can't read runes

>>9948354
Not Bill but will read since your post made me laugh

>>9971188
Lmao

>>9971202
Your own native language is fine ofc dude

>>9952845
>>9966697
>>9952521
victors of the world unite
both look great I'm starting now

>>9948604

Robert reporting in. What the fuck am I in for with this book?

>>9956453
Me too. Damn.

>>9948361
Got close to my name. Try harder next time

>>9972117
Jeremiah?

>>9972128
Close. You're on the right track because it's a biblical name

>>9948781
Reporting in

>>9972128
The book looks good, so I'll check it out. Also, try Josiah next time ;)

>>9968793
Aw Heck you got me
Noone ever calls my name and its the first name in the book
Aaron

>>9972260
Hope you enjoy.

>>9963859
that moment the (much rarer) femenine form of my name is called, but not mine...

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>>9948342
>>9948342
Holy shit. My name is Arthur and my last name appears in that book.

>>9973279
ARTHUR PENGUIN? I CANT BELIEVE YOU FREQUENT THIS BOARD. The internet is a small place, huh?

>>9968793
As an Aaron who has read it twice, I'll just continue with the books I am reading

>>9970348
We can't read snowmoon, Grisha. Although I do like pretending I'm in Dune and saying "e-poood DEEB".
>Moscow-Petushki, also published as Moscow to the End of the Line, Moscow Stations, and Moscow Circles, is a pseudo-autobiographical postmodernist prose poem by Russian writer and satirist Venedikt Yerofeyev.
Sounds kinda heavy.

>>9948342
>tfw female name

>>9973399
lmao

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>>9968478

Kiean

>>9965184
ok.

tfw you have a normal ass name that isn't being called, while retard millennial parent- tier names are being thrown out in every 3rd post.
My name is Kyle anons please help me out, I will be very thankful.

>>9952845
Almost got me

>>9965870
Read The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho

>>9968793
Fucking hell,got me

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>>9948342
When you just keep on waiting but your extremely common name has yet to be called in any of these threads.

>>9948574

>Haven't laughed his hard in a quick minute

>>9948354
i like this, lmaod

>>9968532
Cheers mate

>>9963827
Missing a S, but close enough.

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Theodora , this one is you.

>>9974018
Kek

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>>9948342
Over 200 replies, nothing for a Mark?

Here's your book, Joe

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>>9976020
Oh hai, Mark

>>9973279
Enjoy it dude, my all time favourite book

>>9948574
Lmao

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Gleb, Egor, Dmitry, Pavel, Yuri, Vasily, Sergey, Dennis, Vladislav, Vyacheslav, Nikita, Georgy, Andrey, Boris

I got you, slavs

>>9976076
First time someone has called my name, I'll put it on the list

>>9976076
i hope its good u monster ...

I have one of the most common American names and it never pops up in one of these threads...

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Marcel
Tim
Anas
Willie
Chad
Barry
Mario
Keith

>>9976076
it better be good

>>9948394
Great book tbqhwyf

>>9963208
yeah no

>>9948361
Jesus right away

>>9952521
wtf, ironically searching for my name for the N time in this site, there it is...
gotta read it then.

>>9954748
>Juan Sebastián Gaviota
KEK

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Timothy
Jason
Joshua

>>9954817
das it nibba

>>9976975
Hope you enjoy it, dude. Aristophanes was a cheeky lad.

>>9963827
Well here i go reading bullshit again

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Abdul, Ahmed, Aaron, Abraham, Aladin, Finn, Fyodor, Mohammed, Mohammad, Susan, Suzanne, Peter, Pyotr, Paul

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tfw you have a shitty name and it will never be mentioned

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>>9978007
I gotchu Stefanonopolis

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Saul
Iris
Anne
Orson

>>9948770
oh shit

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I give up: my name is Laurent

Flowers of Evil for
Charles
Sixtus
Caleb
Samuel
Adrian
Rose
Karl
Bernard
Kacey
Gavin
Peter

>>9948800
I'm actually reading a Kerouac right now, but it's The Town and the City.

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>my name is never called out on these threads

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>>9954760
Princess

>>9976126
Hahaha, jokes on you I've already read it. Excellent choice though

>>9978969
That's a nice cover. Except for the stupid fucking quote. Why do they do this?

>>9948895
Tony reporting in. I'm going to read this next week. Thanks, anon.

>>9956531
I was thinking about reading this. Thank you for confirming.

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>>9970348
This is really good. Too bad my name's Ilya.

Get comfy, Douglas

>>9973954
fellow kyle here, our name is gay as fuck

>>9979619
Will confirm Ubik for a good old time. It's a little slow to start but what a thrill it ends up being