>be me see
>go to asia
>see a buddhist monk approaching me
>this is it.jpg
>greetings sage! are you come to be my personal teacher?
>he teleports behind me
>MASAKA! H-HAYAI!
>he unsheathes his sword
>"heh, nothing's peronal, kiddo..."
>NANI!
>I fall down, cut
>mfw shitposting waiting to be reborn
well where are you?