Alright /lit/, so here's the deal. I recently realized that

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Alright /lit/, so here's the deal. I recently realized that I have literary talent (don't ask me to prove it and shit, just hear me out here, alright guys), but at the same time, I also kinda realized that deep down, I only want to fuck qts. I mean, after I totally unspooked myself, the only thing left that was totally true was that I really just want to stick my sausage between some hotdog buns if you know what I mean ;). Therefore, I have come to the conclusion that I will use my talent to create a cool artistic identity to help me pull in the qts. What is the literary identity that I should go for? What is the one that the ladies like the most? ;) Should it be "tortured literary genius who stays up at night furiously writing super depressing stuff (whoa.. this guy is taking the weight of the world on his shoulders.. what a man.. [but in reality I've never had a real job with real responsibilities xD])," or "passionate sensitive poet who can write sonnets to impress the ladies (I'm just a nice guy, only I know true love in the world... [when I actually just wanna stick my pretzel in some pretzel rolls if you know what I'm saying xD])" or "I'm really fucking smart, (and deep down I know it and think I'm superior) but also I'm just a normal dude, I like to watch die hard and smoke weed with the bros!!" (like DFW, bless his soul xP) or should I be one of those roleplaying writers who take random ideals like "aesthetics" to the max just because it looks cool and manly and makes me feel super cool (like Mishima)? what about "dark, serious writer guy" like Kraznahorkai (lol, look at pic related, he pulls it off really well) or "hyper ironic feminine literary guy?" or "literary reclusive genius, whooaaa look how mysterious I am, and look I'm both a GENIUS but also kinda shy, isn't that cute? (but in reality I actually just like being a recluse because it really strokes my ego and makes me feel super cool and mysterious xD [like, I'm going to the bar, and no one knows who I am, but deep down, hehe, if only they knew I was such a super genius, hehehe, the mere mortals in my presence hehehe] xD)" I'm not too sure what the qts are into these days, so let me know. Also, have you guys ever tried out any specific literary identities, and if yes, how did they work out? Did they get a lot of qtpies, or not?