ITT: Books only the white heterosexual property-owning conservative

>>9926495
and yet none of them do

>>9926512
Your wrong, sweety :)

>>9926495
People get fucking degrees for understanding this book.

>>9926529
[redpill]Tells you something about what's wrong with academia and who they let in, huh[/redpill]

I just got one of those hotel bibles from a thrift store, the Gideons or whatever...which version is it?

>>9926512
Cringeposting is immoral.

>>9926552
First edition

>>9926552
Gideons is usually NIV

>>9926495

They are of course the ones who understand it the least
Mary Magdalene understood far better than the Pharisees did; same with the Canaanite woman and the paralytic
'It's not the healthy who need a physician' and so on

>>9926586
>>9926528
>the gospels are reconcilable with my yuppie lifestyle

see you guys in the hot-tub

>>9926552
Gideons is a dog shit Protestant version. If you're going to sink to that level, at least read the KJV. But ideally you should be reading the Latin Vulgate, or at the very least Douay-Rheims.

>>9926988
Yeh if I wanted advice on literal voluntary slavery I would have asked for it

>>9926988
>>9928032
This shit has to be affected, no way somebody who doesn't live in the 17th century could possibly care about this. Do you lads really think this makes you look all grown and smard and shit? It doesn't.

I doubt inbred hicks can even read