> be me, aspiring writer in shithole country
> basically a dictatorship, don't even have TV or anything growing up
> have kids as a teenager, never get to go to university
> get in some trouble with the law
> Still try to live the literary lifestyle, devote myself to writing
> Mostly just write for dumbass locals who can barely read
> Throw in a bunch of references to meme novels like Infinite Jest and Pale Fire
> Rework some Greek classics for modern plebs who don't know any better
> Even rip off a plot from a Disney movie
> Still getting published
> Become the greatest writer in the English language
> Die of fever in 1616
> mfw