Post a name. Post a book. If your name is called, you have

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dylan

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Eric

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Taylor

>>9921504
> Jack Ketchum

doesn't this guy write excessively grotesque books? Like, one of them is about a young girl kept in a basement being tortured and raped?

> that stephen king quote about thanksgiving

This seems oddly peculiar to specify unless if the book is about Thanksgiving

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brody

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Owen / Owain (I know the Welsh have to spell everything peculiarly)

>>9921508
It isn't about thanksgiving. It's about a group of cannibals who live far from society and attack a bunch of young people in their secluded mountain house.

Yes, it does have a ton of graphic sex and violence. No, it is not /lit/. Yes, I still like it and hope Eric does too.

Or he can just read Stoner.

>>9921527
Jack Ketchum might go down well with people who pop on here asking for the edgiest, most disturbing lit people can imagine. I think I've only ever seen his stuff mentioned here once before. No judging if you dig the guy's work, people must enjoy it or else he wouldn't have found his audience. never read his stuff myself so i can't exactly have an opinion on him.

>>9921533
I feel like people would be disappointed because as violent as it is, it still retains humanity.

People looking soley for gratuitousness would be better off with something like Hogg.

>>9921497
Why did you pick his worst novel?

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slavoj

>>9921547
sorry anon but i like it

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>>9921490
>No one will say my obscure name of which no one could even guess

Elliot

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Tim
here's some cozy autumn reading for you, my dude

>>9921587
Is this actually good? The GoodReads description makes it sound like Joseph Campbell's The Hero With A Thousand Faces. Haven't read Peterson before and don't know much about him other than the muh no-no pronouns meme.

>>9921621
i posted it as a dumb joke originally.

it's aight. j-pete is j-pete. what is there left to say about the man? he is who he is. personally i skew freud > jung but the more you read the better. i like campbell also.

he's a man of this chaotic and mindless time. worth reading to grasp the general insanity of the age and why he says the things he does. my two cents.

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James

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Kyle

>>9921785
Sheit does the dog get to hit that pussy?

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>>9921490
Get on with it Tristan

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Pierre
Pekka
Pedro
Pablo
Paulo
Pavel
Piotr / Pyotr

>>9921789
True story:

Amy and I read this together.

Because...I don't even know. I found something on the internet that referred to it, and we couldn't believe that the cover had anything to do with the actual story. GODDAMNIT, INTERNET! IT'S YOUR FAULT I READ THIS!

Let me tell you. The cover? HAS NOTHING ON WHAT'S INSIDE.

Because, yes - [the main character (whose name I've already forgotten) totally fucks her wolf-dog, AND JERKS OFF A HORSE (hide spoiler)] and one would think the bestiality would be the most disturbing part of the book BUT IT ISN'T!

Noooooooooo! Not only is there bestiality (which, btw, should be spelled beastiality, cos I'm not sure why we're supposed to think it's THE BEST WHEN EVERYONE KNOWS IT MEANS BEASTS, but I digress), but there's creepy midget sex and incest and all kinds of other not-good-stuff.

Seriously, trying to figure out who the hell gets off on this shit kind of hurts my brain. But then I think "Well, fuck. It was the 70s. 'Luudes and shit, right?" but that's not enough to explain this.

No. Way.

...but now I'm srsly curious who reads shit like this and thinks it's hot. Also, it reminds me of "Rita Hayworth and the Shawshank Redemption" where someone asks Andy for "more fukbooks plz" because that's all this is. A fukbook. Damned if I can figure out the target audience, though.

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Take a good hard look, Saul

Alex, read Death on the installment plan

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john

Can I have some French name. I'm never named in such threads.

:(

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>>9922382
rien que pour toi Jean-Pierre

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>>9921614
>>9922382
For you, Yannick

>>9922398

One letter close and you had it, nigga. I'm taking this one.

>>9921596
I have you read his others? If you have I'd be genuinely interested to know why you would rate this over them.

>>9921843
Wait is this just erotica turned to 11 or is it worth reading like Georges Bataille or Burroughs is worth reading, on a train with one hand down my pants?

>>9922436
Ignore the first two characters. How did that even happen.

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Bernard

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Michael

>>9921512
Great book.

>>9921621
>>9921777
>Is this actually good?
>replies with a series of tautologies, cliches, and autobiographical comments
Unconvincing.

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Brian

>mfw I have a latino/italian composed name so it's not even worth playing

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Donovan

>>9923037
This. I've met two people with my name, ever.

>>9921786
Pick me another. Read it within the last month.

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Cian

My personal favourite of Blair's

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>>9921490
cesar

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read the whole New Testament, Matthew. Any translation

>>9923394
damn you

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Jonathan

>no spic names
C'mon, I wanna read something holmes

My name is at least top 15 most common spic names

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>>9923484
Here you go, Pedro.

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>>9921843

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>>9923394

Ha ha joke's on you, I already read The Bible

Pedro and Miguel and Jose, this book is for you.

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Sebastian, get reading

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>>9921614
You win this time /lit/

Jake this is for you

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mfw am woman :/

Here you go Ana

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>>9921490
Jacob

>>9921497
fk u

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>tfw your name never gets called in these threads
Here ya go Anthony

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Get on with it, michael

>>9923042
That's one ugly cover, but that dog is 10/10

>>9924106
different anon but I'm recommending this to anyone called Liam in here

I remember reading this in school and it hit closer to home than it should've

>>9921621
Yes it's fantastic but VERY difficult to read. Too much in every sentence. You can tell he spent too much time on it, and I don't mean that ironically at all.

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Orson

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Hope it is still in store somewhere, Cecile

>name is literally never called
It's not even foreign, just uncommon

Maybe we should do this with reply order.
>You should read the book that the guy replied right before you.

>>9924950
Not a bad idea to be honest

>>9924808
We studied this with a teacher whose son at the same school had autism, and who was going through a divorce at the time. The book was literally my teachers life. It was weird.

>>9924380
funny enough, really wanted to read this one

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Don't delay it, Adam.

>posts Ulysses
>posts universally generic name like Martin

>>9924980
The book really resonates with people who know somebody with autism. I think there were three kids in my school who were on the spectrum. Not to the extent where they couldn't read/write/talk/walk, but you could see elements of them in the book.

After reading the book, I couldn't help but try to be nice to them.

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>>9924106
>>9924808
>>9924980
>>9925032
> go to bookstore
> see this book categorised as a book suitable for children
> get told it's an emotional children's book and that because it's so simply written they can read it quickly
> buy it for my nephew
> get told by a close friend the book is actually written simply because statistically that is how autistic people can understand and it relates to their struggle with empathy and awkwardness
> he tells me the outline of the story about the murder of his pet dog by his father who is fucked up after a brutal divorce and the autistic son goes to find his mother
> my brother asks why my young nephew now knows how to say "cunt," "mongoloid" and "spastic"

I know I'm partly to blame here really but fuck bookstores and their clerks who try to talk about books to customers like they've read them when they haven't

>share a name with a world famous band
>name is still never called in these threads

>>9925047
The clerk gave you a good recommendation, your brother's an idiot.

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Mark
Marcus
Marco

>>9925079
My gripe is more with it being classified as a children's book. I've read it now and although it's accessible, I don't think I would class it as a children's book, and I think YA fiction would even be a stretch.

>>9925135
If you and your family are huge prudes with pathological fears of words, perhaps you should do your own research instead of expecting other people to automatically understand that something everyone else is happy with, doesn't meet your criteria.

>>9925135
I think YA is appropriate. Where I'm from it is a standard book for high school English. It is too simple for adults.

>>9924023
Not a spicyman but this sounds interesting

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Alexander, Alex, Axel, Axl, Al, Xander, Sander, Sandro, and all the rest.

And for good measure, Venedikt, Benedict, and Ben.

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Good luck Robert

>>9925068
>share a name with one of the most influential writers
>it's a woman

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>>9926737
Enjoy it, Virginia

>>9921834
Patrician af
P

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have fun Jack

>tfw I have a good, biblical name
>tfw my name is incredibly common in europe
>tfw no one ever posts my name in these threads

>>9925025
Damn. I envy Adam. There are few if any better reading experiences in the whole of literature. Just read the travelogue in a seperate volume (the Frame version as well) the first of the year. Great stuff.

>>9924106
Read it already, such a great book! Loved every bit of it.

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Here you go, Daniel

>>9926736
w-will I have to reread my Mandelbaum Aeneid copy before I dive into this shit?

>>9925025
Well, looks like I'm ordering this tonight.

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JEREMY, YOU BETTER ENJOY YOU LAZY FUCK.

>>9921834
damn, thanks dood

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>>9921843
>>>totally fucks her wolf-dog, AND JERKS OFF A HORSE (hide spoiler)] and one would think the bestiality would be the most disturbing part of the book BUT IT ISN'T!

That IS my fetish. Man, why is 4chan so thoroughly inundated with you pussy ass milk toast normie motherfuckers?

>>9925029
>universally generic name like Martin

>Be named Martin

I Have never in my entire life met another man with Martin for a first name.

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Hey Jesse, read this and lemme know how it is.

>>9928117
No the patrician fetishes are homosexual urges for lithe young men and/or nymphet stage girls

>>9928136
>Website overrun with normie scum
>Can't even post beast on /b/ anymore because "muh intoneht mohrals"

Truly this is the darkest timeline.

>>9928125
Half my country is named Martin.
And I'm sure it's universal - George R R Martin, Martin Eden, Martin Luther(king)...

>>9922317
Fuck off, Tony.

>>9928287
That is three people.

>>9921834
What the fuck is this even about?!

>>9923990
I aint gonna read this bra.

>>9924023
K, anon.

>>9926712
I already called Alex you fucking foreigner

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Anne, I'm sorry

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Hope you like it as much as I did, Arthur.

>>9924142
I've already read tho ;_;

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get crackin' Nguyen

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>>9928334
It is ok, Frank

I'll give you a hint: a christian name starting with L.

>>9928412
Hey, my boy! I too am waiting.

>>9928412
>>9928422
Luke, read a Kafka short story

now somebody do me: my name is a famous British crusader king

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>>9928454
Here you go, Richard.

>>9928454
WITCH. WITCH. It's what you are. I read The Metamorphosis and I'm reading The Trial right now actually. So I guess I'll finish the novel.

>>9928486
thanks for the book and thanks for not calling me Dick

>>9921490
tfw ruski ukranian

>>9928454
>Luke
nope sorry
Arthur read the Beowulf

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Hey Henry, read this
>t. henry

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>>9928644
hey not a bad read at all, to Douglas

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Read this, Laquisha

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Christopher

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Arthur
Artyom
George
Tom

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Joe

>>9928730
Finally somebody called my name, hope it's good.

>>9928644
That's a nice cover, anon.

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Philip
Alison
Simon
Joseph
Caleb

>>9928763
dino cock isnt practical for gay butt, that scaly stick would tear your intestines apart and cause internal bleeding and the next time you shat you'd be shitting inside yourself

like where the heckaroo do these fetishes come from

also not joe so im not reading it famalam

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>>9921490
>guess this is the book for me, since no Indian name gets called.

My name has never been guessed in one of these. I'll give you guys a hint its starts with jo

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>tfw 9 ctrl+f matches of my name but my name isn't mentioned

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You can thank me later, Sven.

>>9925025
Wallace?

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Thomas

>>9928135
Will do, Captain.

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>>9921490
Eugene, don't fuck your sister tonight, read this instead.

>>9924511
thx

>>9930220
Jose
Joseph
Joanne
Jonathan
Joey
Joan
John
Jory
Joachim (i think thats how its spelt, sorry if wrong)
Johan/Johann
Jonsi
Johanna
Joy
Joel
Jove
Joss
Job

I've ran out of ideas, please tell me if i'm correct

Also read Shakespeare's As You Like It

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DJ Milton's in the house,
DJ Deeon is too.
Shouts to DJ PJ,
DJ Monty from the 'Do.
DJ Chip and DJ Lemo,
Y'all let them fools know
Slugo's got a track called "DJs on the Low."

>>9924023
>3,50€ + shipping
sorry mate, but no

>>9928117
it's spelled milquetoast fuckboi

>>9930403
nope.

Here's another hint, its Germanic.

>tfw my name is never posted
It's a flower

>>9930676
are you a grill
Daisy, read "A History of the American People" by Paul Johnson

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>>9927719
Do I still have to read it if my name is spelled differently?

I guess I'll pick a super popular names, there's bound to be a Mohammed or a Noah on here. (Any variation) here you go lad, I actually haven't finished this yet but it's pretty decent. Give it a shot.

My name is never in these threads. Not even alternate spellings.

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Tyrone

>>9930641
Jonas

I win

>>9930625
Either spelling is acceptable, shitlord. There is no q,u or e in the word "milk".

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Charles

>>9931881
>Jonas
>Germanic
t. brainlet

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Calling some more names
Dennis
Jerry
George
Carl
Vincent
Stephan
Randy
Adam

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Joe

>>9930293
I've already read it multiple times, maybe I'll play the game instead