>"Hey, hey you. Yeah I'm talking to you. Problem? Didn't think so. So I just spent a year of my life writing this novel which is going to cost you $20 and take you about 8 hours to read. It's all about how minorities are often oppressed and mistreated and how you, yes you, the archetypal white male, the big cheese, has been responsible, in part or in whole, for a great deal of said oppression. Now I'm gonna need you to hand me that money now and go read the book, maybe improve as a person as a result of it, and then maybe write a nice little review about it online. Okay? That sound easy enough for you pal? Good. Now hand over the cash, you schmuck"
How do you respond /lit/?
>>9921301
>I bet 'The Anatomy of Melancholy' looks far better on my shelf than your copy does on your shelf
Then cap it off with a Stone Cold Stunner just to drive the pain of defeat home.