>going on a date with a girl >we're hitting it off

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>he believes shakespeare actually wrote all those plays

>>9915341
kek get a load of this surface-level brainlet
It's long been a known academic fact that "Shakespeare" as you wh*tes call him actually stole all of his works from Amelia Bassano.
Educated yourself anon. Sit down. Be humble.

>>9915341
You're not going anywhere with her if you're not honest about your opinions.

You should have just went off about how it's the merit of the play that counts and not the person who wrote it.

And what did she mean? Marlowe? Strong black woman who needs no man?

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>>9915356
This.

Silly /lit/.

Everyone knows that Shakespeare was an illegal black (Shake Spear) transexual pansexual who converted to Judaism, despite the Edict of Expulsion.

Now tear that statue down!

>>9915369

>You're not going anywhere with her if you're not honest about your opinions.

Anon, I haven't had sex in three years. I'm not going to blow it by telling her that I think she's an insane retard.

>>9915358

I didn't really press the issue but the way she said it made it sound like she didn't think one person could write so many plays, so I think she believes it may have been, like, a cabal of several prominent writers who were releasing plays under a shared alias for some weird reason.

the answer is "not cymbeline" and then you take her home to listen to pink floyd.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZM5iopSs_rI

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>>9915341
anon it's ok if you disagree with the person you are fucking. do you really want to be around a person who agrees with you all the time? how would that challenge you, invigorate you, or excite you? granted being in a relationship with someone you despise isn't so good either but to date your intellectual twin is just emotional masturbation.

>>9915405
If a girl is really sexually attracted to you, you can make off-colour racist remarks and she will still want to fuck you. Time to start pumping iron and get to a low body fat percentage and say whatever the fuck you want

However in the short term, just play it cool. Say something casual like, "whoever wrote them, I love the style" or whatever.

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>>9915428

>you can make off-colour racist remarks and she will still want to fuck you.
>mfw this is actually true

women truly are a meme

>>9915454
To be fair, if a woman started making off-color racist remarks I would not only still fuck her but I might actually become aroused. And I'm not even a stormfag or even White.

>>9915341
You should have asked her who she thought wrote the plays since there are several conspiracy theorist then do what this anon >>9915369 said .

>>9915401
She sounds like Philip K Dick who accused Stanisław Lem of being a cabal of writers hell bent on spreading communist propaganda.

>>9915485
>She sounds like Philip K Dick who accused Stanisław Lem of being a cabal of writers hell bent on spreading communist propaganda.
Be fair to Dick, he also accused himself of breaking and entering into his own home on behalf of the CIA in order to drive himself mad trying to work out who broke into his house.

>>9915485
I had no idea PKD said that, though given his history of amphetamine abuse and psychosis, it's not entirely surprising. Still, he never struck me as the jealous type. I guess he felt threatened by Lem's talent. I love PKD but nothing he wrote ever came close to Solaris.

>>9915428
>>9915454
>being this delusional

not only would she reject you, she'd probably make a scene and/or write a big text post on facebook ''exposing'' you and tainting your reputation forever

>>9915501
Just the uptight and ugly ones.

>>9915405
>your honest opinion is that she's an insane retard
>still want to benis in bagina
>>>/tinder/

>>9915341
How do you know her views are ridiculous without hearing them in full?

>>9915910

Unless she's in possession of a secret lost manuscript or a time machine, there no way she has a non-retarded reason for her beliefs.

>>9915501

not that guy but its pretty clear you have never been involved with a women romantically/sexually

if you are charismatic, confident, and/or attractive, you can get away with murder

>>9915426
Agreeing doesn't sound so bad though. Not sure how that makes someone a baka.

>>9915428
Can confirm. My bf loves making jokes about my race. I still want his dick.

>>9915495
that's fucking hilarious

>>9915405
>she didn't think one person could write so many plays
Sophocles wrote 120 plays. Lope de Vega wrote 500. Balzac wrote like 90 Human Comedy novels and then some in 21 years. Nobody disputes that, but Shakespeare's 38 plays (some of which are collaborations) are questionable? What a dumb bitch.

>>9916136
Male or female? What race?

Prove that shaky wrote it. Do it now.

>>9918530
white male, he's black

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>>9918674
nigga are you epic roleplaying as milo? >>>/fa/

>>9918674
Faggots don't count.

>>9918686
no, I'm roleplaying as anon

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>>9915341
I know it's hard to accept, but she's saying the truth. Just because you want the author to be male or white doesn't make them so.

Deal with it.

Move on.

>>9919504
It actualy it isent funny.
It just fucking anoing. Find better jokes fucking nigger.

>>9919504

>snopes.com/amelia-bassano-william-shakespeare/

Incorrect, unless this is some sort of inside coded joke I'm not getting

>>9919850
>snopes

Lol

>>9915341
ask her why she believes such nonesense?

>>9915341
I think it's kind of cute when girls believe in silly things.

lol?

>>9915405
Women don't understand anything fully...
Even with massive IQs, they rely on male counterparts to interpret things for them.
Why this is so, I don't know.
Just smile, and fuck her brains out

>>9915501
No he's actually right.

t. asshole, who get regularly pussy