>There has never been a good book that starts with "The"

The Odyssey

>>9910361
Title or first word of the book?

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>>9910361

The Trial
The Castle
The Man Who Disappeared

"The sun shone, having no alternative, on the nothing new"

The Holy Bible

>>9910365
>>9910421
These were originally written in languages without articles so they don't count. They were added by translators.

The Ulysses
The Gravity's Rainbow
The Infinite Jest

>>9910448
fuck u i made this entire post and then scrolled down

The Culture of Critique series of Kevin MacDonald

"The Anime fan (as a species) should be extinguished (literally by means of flaying alive) from the face of god's green earth then (and only then) can man finally live in peace"

>>9910361
The Recognitions
The Death of Ivan Ilych
The Canterbury Tales
The Sun Also Rises
The Pilgrim's Progress
The Grapes of Wrath
The Tunnel
The Crying of Lot 49
The Way of a Pilgrim
The Screwtape Letters
The Metamorphosis
The Waves
The Lord of the Rings
The Count of Monte Cristo
The Great Divorce
The Pale King
The Book of the New Sun
The Stranger
The Crucifixion
The Idiot
The Man Without Qualities
The Last Temptation of Christ
The Crucible
The Ninth
The Magic Mountain
The Savage Detectives
The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy
The Lady in Gold
The Great Gatsby
The Waste Land
The Catcher in the Rye
The Phantom Tollbooth
The Pigman
The Picture of Dorian Gray
The People's Music
The Sound and the Fury
The Iliad
The Old Man and the Sea
The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
The Gulag Archipelago
The Ethical Life
The Brothers Karamazov
The Quran
The Divine Comedy
The Master and Margarita
The Legacy of Totalitarianism in a Tundra

The Ingenious Nobleman Don Quixote of La Mancha

>>9910361
(you)

The anatomy of melancholy
The life and opinions of tristram shandy, gentleman
The merchant of Venice
The faerie queene
The Canterbury tales
The picture of Dorian Gray
The great Gatsby
The sun also rises
The sound and the fury
The real life of Sebastian knight

There has never been a good book starting with any English word.

>>9910500
Hello Abdul

>>9910480
One of these is not like the other.

The V.
Los Ficciones
The Invisible Cities
The War and Peace
The What We Talk About When We Talk About Love
The Walden
the list goes on...

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>>9910512
>Los Ficciones

It's Las*, pendejo.

>>9910526
>fiction
>feminine noun
sounds about right

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>>9910532
Ficción is feminine, cabron.

>>9910563
like I said, fitting.

>>9910567
what does he mean by this...

>>9910577
He means even on an image board where all posts disappear within the week he cannot escape his Freudian complex of inferiority.

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>>9910592
That seems to be where it's present most of all, really.

The Ego and its Own.
The Sound and the Fury.

>>9910361
The Anatomy of Melancholy
The Pilgrim's Progress
The Paradise Lost

>>9910446
>Ancient greek
>No articles

The Waves

>>9910507
Yeah, the catcher in the rye is shit

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>>9910361
The Walking Dead

>>9910456
Get the fuck out of here, Kevin. No one will read you.

I meant the first sentence, not the title of the book you retards

>>9911285
my diary desu

The sun shone, having no alternative, on the nothing new.

See >>9910398 for further reference.

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>>9910361
The Whale
retard

>The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.

>>9910361
The Moby Dick
The Dune
The Lolita

The The Heart of the Matter
The The Satanic Verses
The The Europeans
The The Good Soldier
The The Crying of Lot 49

The Whale

Der Process

>>9911394
you mean Le Procès?

>>9910875
eh, wrong. definite 'definite articles' or 'the'- o, h, to (huh, hey, tuh). implied indefinite articles (tis, ti) used less frequently, i.e. 'a, an,' and post-positively.

>>9910507
I agree. The Pigman is self-absorbed garbage