>reading to my sister last night at bedtime >tfw she calls

Family is that way

>>9904767
Did you read Lolita? :^)

>>9904767
It's probably not your voice, but intonation.
You have to really ham up varying your voice to engage kids. Way more than you'd be inclined to.
Hop on Vocaroo and see if we can give you some more direct feedback?

>>9904767
How do you not know how to read aloud? Are you retarded?

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>>9904767
>reading to my sister last night at bedtime
>she calls my voice "boring" and says I ruined the story
>suggests we do something "a little more interesting" and winks
>tell her I don't know what she means
>she takes my hand and guides it under her nighty
>mfw

>>9904767

It's cute that you read to your sister anon.

>>9904767
hahahahahaha

>>9904836
kys

>>9904767
Voice is a lot more important than society would lead you to believe. Probably because they can't sell you something yet that makes voices sound better.

>>9904767
you probably suck at injecting emotion and pacing yourself properly. Maybe practice some voice acting or something.

>>9904884
Rhetoric and elocution have been fields since forever

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>>9904836
>suddenly you feel a sharp, stinging sensation
>your sister's nighty is drenched with your own blood
>you scream in terror, piercing the night
>your parents run into the room
>they tell you off for feeling up your sister
>you look at your hand, which has been perforated by a sharp, metal object
>your sister says "well, wasn't that interesting?"
>you faint in pain, your parents still shouting at you
>the end

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>>9904836

>>9904767
>This feels bad.
Voicelet detected. Be happy that you've made me chuckle at the very least.

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>tfw sound like pic related

>>9905980
RIP China IL.