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>at the public pool, surrounded by mexicans and fat people
>trying to do laps, but fat old ladies keep getting in my way
>unable to do any flip turns in fear of kicking some fatty in the face
>children are crying and screaming about god knows what
>as I rest from a set of laps, a fat mexican guy drops his hotdog on the floor in front of me and some of the mustard splatters onto my face
>he walks away without even looking at me though he clearly saw what happened
>Bewildered and in disbelief, I look around frantically for possible witnesses so that I can confront this asshole
>all the fat people busy swimming, I look up to the lifeguard, who had just put on a fresh new bandana to absorb the sweat dripping down his brow from the heat
>as we make eye contact, he flashes me a little mona lisa smirk
>"heh, welcome to the water, kid"
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>>9901637
Surely there's an adult swim hour at your public pool, anon. At mine it's 5-6p. Almost no one's there these hours. Going right now, in fact....
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I knew the punchline after reading the first line
Apply yourself
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good post
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>>9901637
>high school swim carnival
>we get put into relay teams
>one of the guys on my team is fat as fuck
>fat guy is position 2 and I'm 3
>as hes swimming up to the block to switch with me he stops a meter from the end and pukes in the water
>instead of diving into his puke i just walk away from the block
>everyone is pissed at me
>apparently didn't see the chunky yellow puke in the water
Fuck that shit
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>>9901637
I enjoyed reading this
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I laughed
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Not funny enough to have posted again
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>>9902959
Medley Relay or Free?
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This board is for the discussion of literature.
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>>9902578
He has a story set in a pool in Brief Interviews, I thought it was gonna be a reference to that at first.
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>>9903599
i already told him that last time he posted but clearly op thinks that shitty pasta is deep
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>>9901637
not actually clever
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