ITT: We make our own pseud quotes "I gazed into the mirror

Is not gay if balls dont touch

Life is like a box chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get

>>9897035
"see all time before you, a river rushing, life crashing on the rocks. See all life surround you, look back and it'll pass you, no not the truth, for the truth will surpass you! Scream true, your heart! You wish not to live! For a life this cruel is not worth ending or beginning, and you have yet to see the sea! so stand on these rocks, these bone crushing cosmic grains, planets to an ant, and dust to the gods, and watch the river run, as it always has, as the wind fills your last lung, and you die at last..."

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

In this world, one does not alter himself without altering reality.

>>9897041
But that's true though

Even rain wears out stone.

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I think a lot, know little, and say even less.

>>9897035
>that pic
wtf im gay now

Fear not to trespass

>>9897238
muscular_man_tied_up_and_getting_shafted_hard.jpg

>>9897049
woah i like this one

work begins in your spare-time, while at work you are resting from your true pleasures, the biggest responsibilities lie in your dreams, your true undiscovered self!

Life is its own reward, the punishment is existence.

>>9897234
Dripping water hollows out stone, not through force but through persistence. The same is true for sadness and humans!

Being born unasked and dying in the same fashion, you return into the abyss from where you started!

War is just the global phenomenon of our little private disputes!

You live your live consciously, controlling every aspect of it, just to be swept in a glimpse!

>>9897349
Every war ever has been because two different people thought they were right...

>>9897370
really makes you think

Seeking the question to the answer is not answering the question itself.

Find that which you don't want for only then can you become that whom you don't want to not be.

Find what you love and kill it!

Overcoming the Oedipus-Complex by killing your father!
God is Dad = God is dead!
Punk is Dad = Punk is Dead!

Everything you now consider to be dead was once an authoritarian figure, that was showing you the way!

go to sleep with itchy will, wake up with smelly sorrow.

Get layed or die trying

>>9897035
Life is a downpour...You're an umbrella. So smile.

>>9897035
Outstretch your arms and embrace yourself, because you are the soul of humanity.

>>9897065
This sounds like the result of a bad mix of coke and marijuana.

Clean your room!

>>9897238
It made me gay AND made me want to commit sudoku.

"I think I'll browse /lit/ for a while instead of reading."

My cock ate more chicken than any men ever saw!

>>9897638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqLhBUGgzk8

>>9897599
>>9897608
kek

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>>9897035
I'm lazy, so I had a machine do it for me.

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>>9897782

"Start with the Greeks"

>>9897235
Is it bad that I kinda like this one?

>>9897238
mishima pls

>>9897238
based anon knows

>>9897235
I didn't ask for these feels.

>>9897238

Yukio sit down.

>>9897820

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we need new platitudes, because yesterday's platitudes have degenerated into tropes and memes

people often look like the pills they take

The closer you get to the light the greater your shadow becomes.

>>9897035
Before placing a thing upon a pedestal, look to see what the pedestal stands on

>>9899387
I actually like this one. Reminds me of the Nietzsche abyss quote.

A lover who says money is not important is just as likely to lie about everything else.

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Nobody sees the world as it is, they see it as they see themselves.

How far you can spread your anus depends on how large your hands are.

We are living in Heaven, but never have we been so far from God.

It took 40 years to build my reputation, it took 10 minutes to destroy it.

No-one told me the redpill was a suppository.

The silence of the fool is more profound than the words of the wise.

Wielding one's sword in combat is not bravery, but rather sheathing it.

A mother's love is evident in the child's eyes.

One should taste the seed before the fruit.

>>9897035
A thousand facebook likes are worth less than one facebook love

>>9901003
The apple in my ass is sweeter than the apple in your mouth.

>>9897035

reading books made me stronger than everyone else

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A man with no beliefs can tell no lies.

"I gazed into the mirror and it gayd back"

>>9901017
books didn´t kill me, so they made me stronger

>>9901589
i looked gay in the mirror and it gay´d back

>>9897238
you know if you know ;)

>>9897095
From a fenomenological point of view, this is correct

>>9897340
"You know you come from nothing, you're going back to nothing. What have you lost? NOTHING!"

>>9897589
*laid.
Fixed it for ya

>>9897086
not true. in a very small percentage of those untaken shots the hoop comes to you and passes over the ball. all you need is the patience to allow this to come to pass. (also my contribution to thread)

>>9897235
fuck off anon ;_; that hurt

"The only fear is that we think of the fear inside of out within the whole paradigm.

What is the point of being alive if you don’t at least try to do something remarkable?

>>9902059
What is the point of a remark when you're dead?

Each soul is a page in Life's grand book.

>>9897035
The world is like an infinite onion; layer upon layer pressing, sliding against each other, resolving into a kaleidoscope of onion.

God wondered what to do with his chairs, so he invented bottoms to sit on them.

How strange it is to be anything at all

>>9902121
NMH is great you pleb

Time flies, but you're the pilot.

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>>9902191
Laughed.

>>9897035
the more things you read, the more they are all saying the same thing

>>9903010
And what are they saying?

>>9903105
Words

Don't bite a feed horse in the mouth

>>9897560
genius

>>9903010
Okay, no bullshit - this feels right.

Only one enemy remained, two if you count God.

>>9897560
Wow

Silence among fellows is best understood as communal agreement, or communal distress.
Upgrading can be considered the entropy of tradition.
Repression is the most misinterpreted value of life: it exists as passive virtue, and arises -- in the moment -- as abhorrent sin.

You better bloody well sort yourself out, because the neo-marxist postmodernists will drive you to nihilism

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We're all scared, lost human beings trying to make sense of a vast and terrifying universe on a speck of dust circling an immense ball of fire. We live short, often meaningless lives pursuing happiness wherever we can scrounge it up.

Our nation has never been more divided; people don't even know what's true anymore. I mean fake news? alternative facts? what's the deal with that? Everyone has gone crazy in the last few years and it's like we're the only sane people left.

The warmest blanket on the coldest night could never have felt as good as her cock

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

>>9897035
I spoke to the void and, of all things, it said goodbye.

If you follow your heart, you'll only end up where you started.

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Wait wait—uh

>>9897035

There are more universes in a grain of sand than there are grains of sand in the universe

>>9903983
I had something like this as my senior yearbook quote but I didn't make it obvious enough that it was a joke and everyone who looks it up just thinks I'm retarded.

>>9902153
I actually girl-who-was-an-outcast-in-highschoool-but-got-hot-in-college-tier love NMH

>>9903962
pecka

"Human nature is a double-helix of self discovery and escapism with thoughts of I filling the space inbetween."

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>>9903995
Or...

>>9903835
every popular tweet ever is a subset of this post

Dogs can love so why should we hate?

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>>9903835

^ This. So much this.

I know it sounds like a platitude. And it is. But that's what sincerity is. It's an endless stream of platitudes and maxims, flowing like... heh... well... there's a lecture you guys should really watch.

The chief problem of our age is the widespread rejection of beauty. If life is ever to be enjoyed rather than merely endured, form must once again take precedence over function. It is high time we see scientific truths not as truths at all but as useful approximations. For the truth is not cold and indifferent, as science solemnly proclaims. The truth is always beautiful.

walking sucks, why can't we just glide?

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This is true though.

>>9905233
>This is true though.

What does it even mean?

I like buttocks and suck negro cocks. I am queer, majestic, demonic; blacked by magic of the white devils. In this cesspool, I am merely a pretender, a jest! I deceive, and yet, I get deceived. Our lord is the frog, the grog - ah, love his greenery! Stop there, young non-white, this filth belongs to the brave white! Ready your wines, beers, or pints of non-white blood, lads, we are going to a rape party! To new upheaval, to new birth, you tardy! Save the new queens, Save the white kings, lads, my mad lads.

what is a man but a miserable pile of secrets

>>9905268

I have no secrets. What am I?

>>9897035

Sometimes things don't make you think, really makes you think.

>>9905270
a cockmonkey

>>9905274

Kek. I knew you'd say that.