Post a book. Call out a name. If your name is called, you now

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Gabriel/Gabrielle/Gabe/Gaben/Gabby, and any other variations I may have forgotten.

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Enjoy, Dylan.

I fucking hate that name.

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>>9895074
Abe

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Aaron
Jordan
Luke
Jason
Ross
Frazer or Fraser

Can't help but think "cunt" when I hear these names. Fuck you, but also read this book, it's pretty good.

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daphne, wanda, lilly, felicity, sophia, natasha, isabelle, amy, sarah, tara

Pretty white girls deserve a pretty white-girl book. Instead it's Blood Meridian.

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Gavin

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jerry, jeremy or jerome

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Andrew

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Giovanni

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liam

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Gary.

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Will, William, Bill

>>9895168
I will not. Please post something else.

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connor

These threads are fucking retarded. Keep this shit on /b/

>>9895345
> people reading
> on /b/

>>9895345
Retarded threads are the norm on /lit/.

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>>9895074
tyler

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Russell

>>9895345
> this mad because his name is never called out

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Eric, Erica

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Henry

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Richard
Ashley

>>9895361
>ACTUALLY getting called out
I'll read this after I finish LotR

>>9895473
Have fun, dude

>>9895081
thanks for the book.
I hate my name too; it's a name for a child.

>>9895074
what if I have a name that nobody would ever guess because it's obscure af? I dont get to read any books?

>>9895553
idk samefag your own name a few times and hope people pick up on it? Give people clues to your name? You'd be surprised how many people like to guess here

>>9895104
I don't think I'm a cunt, anon. I will look into this book though

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>>9895345
Here you go Chad

Tfw you have a shitty name and will never be called

>>9895115
This is the most embarrassing post I've ever seen on /lit/

>>9895222
It's pulpy fun

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Chris

>>9898748
stop being such a white bitch and read it, daphne you hog

>>9897694
It's not necessarily directed at you, anon, I'm sure you're swell, I was just being very passive-aggressive about the people who had these names that gave me a hard time growing up. Please understand.

>>9897714
Is anyone really called Chad anywhere though

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Go for it, Thomas! You can do it! I believe in you!

>>9900189
What the actual fuck
Who, what and why?

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Steven
Mary
Issac
Jessica

>>9900189
I just checked GoodReads and there's like 6-7 of these fucking things

Fuck you, anon

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>>9900189
>>9900276
>>9900352
> Fallout. With ponies! Set in an alternate future, one pony must learn to survive in a blasted, poisoned land... and possibly, with the aid of friends made along the way, bring new light into the darkness of post-apocalyptic Equestria.
> 1600 pages

I'm actually going to read it, lads. Not even a Thomas.

>>9900357
After you read it, you have to make a thread here about it. How anyone could get a crossover fanfiction published and sold in stores is beyond me.

>>9900370
>fanfiction published and sold in stores
they don't. what's wrong with you?

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John

>>9895104
tbf I am quite a cunt

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Paul, Nick, Ben

>>9898817
>ohshitnigga.jpeg

>>9900382
this best not be one of your gaylord books, anon

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Clark
William
Ashley
Holly
Lucy

Go read this you dicks.

Also ill give a bonus book to anyone who can guess my name. Its actually very common I just dont see it much and a very similar name was posted on this thread earlier.

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Carroll
Daveed
Joshua
Kieran

>>9895361
they eat the dogs on the cover

>>9895168

I read that one in its French translation when I was 12. Found it pretty good.

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have fun chris

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George

>>9895140
Is this book actually good?

>>9900906
Yes

>>9900928
Can't find it online... Help please

>>9900390
alright. trying to find pdf online, got a link?

>>9895168
This is the first time i see my name in these things and it had to be with shit like this

>>9901160
http://b-ok.org/book/1637434/3554d4

>>9901405
thanks. first chapter wasn't bad

>>9895352
My point is that these threads are akin to "You raff you ruse XXXDDDDD" threads you imbecile

>>9900316
>Issac
Why can't anyone spell this name correctly? It's Isaac. Like Isaac Asimov, Isaac Newton, and Isaac, the son of Abraham. Is there some language where it's spelled Issac rather than Isaac?

Anyways, I'll add this book to my reading list. Thanks for the rec.

>>9901198
Lmao sorry buddy

>>9901702
No they're not, you mong

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Jesus!

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>>9900189
Tfw i have read this

>>9900098
>being such a faggot that you feel the need to apologize for that

wow

>>9902783
was it worth it?

>>9900569
>>9900459
>>9895427
>>9895115
>>9895104
>>9895078
>>9900316

QUIT posting with multiple names you IDIOTS, the whole point of the THREAD is that it is UNLIKELY you are selected but if you are the choice is PERSONAL and you feel compelled by the VALUE of a CHANCE ENCOUNTER to ENCOUNTER a text, fucking morons

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think about freedom Sam

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Jack

>tfw even though I have a fairly common Germanic name no one ever calls it

>>9900382
>3.7 rating on goodreads
women should not be allowed to read

also, fuck you

>>9902824
For the meme factor yes,
But desu iwas like 15 when i read it and i actually enjoyed it, the writing might be shit (don't remember) but it explored some "cool new concepts" for me back then, like authoritarianism, big brother and nationalism and absurd mlp/fallout headcannons/fan theories.
But mostly it combined major autism in the forms of the combined power of fallout and mlp

>one of the most common names both today and historically
>still hasn't been called

These threads are always disappointing

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Phil / Philippe

>>9902830
Yeah, names are specific enough that it's still pretty chance for your name to be called even in a long list of names.

Tfw name not in thread.

My name is Irish and uncommon and nobody will ever call it.... :(

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>>9902943
alright seamus

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Donald

>>9902967
oh hahahahaha how topical wow much memez here have an updoot xD

>>9902974
Are you okay?

>>9902921
keep coming back, someday your name will be called and it'll be special:

>>9902974
oh, wow, I didn't even notice that when I posted, lol

>>9895427
I'm Richard. Looks interesting, added to my list

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You have to read the entire New Testament, Joseph. Doesn't matter the translation

>>9900390
wow. finally someone call a variant of my name

>tfw no one will call my name

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Dominic

>>9900189
Is this all fan fiction written by one person? Wtf