Your original characters comes to life complete with whatever

>>9889938
I'll be alright. The most athletic one is a woman, a mature tennis player. The rest are just photographers and chefs, maybe a bum.

My character is 1000000000000000000 years old but he looks 15 and he has white hair and he's half demon so he can't die and he can kill anything just by thinking about it and nothing can hurt him and when he's mad he'll cast Sukiyuki Ching Chang Spirit Beam at you and then the galaxy blows up but he's still alive because he wields the Sword of Fushu Mushu that can cut through 20 tanks with one slice and also he is my dad and I'm a demon too. I think I should be okay desu.

>>9889960
Turns out she was DFW's long lost sister!

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>>9889938
DAB

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Does such a thing as an original literature character even exist?
Bonus round: Do original characters exist in the real world?

>>9889938
Reddit

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>>9889938
>>9889938
Why do they want to kill me?

>>9889938
I just realized that in my only story only the main character is original. Every other is taken from an another book (Dante, Vergil, Hamlet...).

>>9889938
>tfw my worldbuilding setting is so autistic that they are literally not compatible with reality due to having entirely different atomic structure and universal forces.
>tfw I only write 10/10 waifus too.

>>9889938
one of them is on TV for a reason mysterious reason even he isn't aware of
the other one felt apart in his house and is now crazy rambling about politics holding a newspaper
and lastly theres a failure of human being who keeps listening to what people around him say and repeating it in social interactions (this one is actually me, so i would be pretty fucked because we would see and understand how failure a human being we are and hold this secret for our entire lives)