>called Kurt Vonnegut Stephen King-tier >dad won't

Well it's just because it makes you look like an idiot and vonnegut is important to him. They're really nothing alike at all, so you just found a dumb way of saying "vonnegut is shit lol".

Have you read breakfast of champions?

"haha Vonnegut is a pleb redditor drugstore paperback author!!"
>fought in the second world war
>went to his mother's house on leave to celebrate mother's day and found her body
>scout for the 106th division during the Battle of the Bulge (almost entirely annihilated and all survivors captured), captured after his unit were assigned a "quiet sector" that turned out to encounter the main brunt of the german forces in their final offense
>prison trains on the way to Saxony were bombed by their own side
>witness/survivor of the bombing of Dresden
>entire city enveloped in a firestorm
>forced by germans at gunpoint to dig out bodies for days
>Purple Heart
haha yea what a stephen king tier writer

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his job would have been to stack bodies like this

>>9874957
nice sob story faggot

say hi to andy kaufman and tupac for me

>>9874978
>>9874957
none of these things make him a good writer btw

>>9874957
This.

Op, you're a pretentious faggot and you don't deserve your dad's love. Next time, appreciate the fact that your father reads at all.

>>9874957
>Battle of the bulge
i always knew that he was an H O M O

>>9874957
>nothing here that makes him a good writer

really makes you think

>>9874882
O

>>9875443
MY

>>9875744
CAT CRADLE