Post a book. Post a name. If you've been called, you've

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Robert

By the time you've finished it, you'll have feels you never asked for.

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christopher

a fun metaphysical adventure about death, the afterlife and existence awaits you

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Connor

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I fucking hate you, Ross

>>9860756
God damn it I have tons of books already lined up

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>>9860835
>I have a ton of books lined up, but I've never read The Iliad, or thought to.
Yikes.

>>9860835
The Iliad should be in your priorities for reading, anon. It's just that wonderful and important. Please do it for yourself, my dude.

>>9860839
>>9860871
All right, next it is

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Tyrone.

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Suck a pebble Peter

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John

I have a fairly common American name yet never get called. Give me something good, C'mon.

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Enjoy exploring the levels of experience, Marcus.

>>9860752
How is Coriolanus? Never see it mentioned here

tfw you have an unusual name so nobody will pick anything for you

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>tfw a femanon
pretty much guaranteed i'll never get called, anyway, start reading Jacob

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Thomas - thank me later

>>9861079
Top kek

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Dan

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>>9861569
Here you go, Rebecca

Alex, you have to read The Good Soldier Svejk. It's amazing.

>>9861259
this every time.

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Michael, Mike, Mikey

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>>9861259
>>9861873

Have at it then, Tim

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Popular unisex name, c'mon boys I never get called.

>>9860752
Zachary, Zach etc

>>9861569
of course a woman will post virginia

at least it's not alice walker or toni morrison or some such shit

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>>9862023
Get crackin Aaron

>>9862024

>op begins with shakespeare
>post a novel a famous shakespeare commentator and critic, with thematic elements lifted from As You Like It
>happens to be a treasureful delight on its own
>woman logic

Steven and all variants, read A Canticle for Leibowitz

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Someone call Sebastian!

>>9862741
>that reaction
>that exclamation
Do you mean Samantha?
It's a rhetorical, fairy

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Suck a dick, Scott

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>>9861259
Hamburger

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>>9861569
it's because femanons get chased out by all the LONDON shit

Felicity, Julia, Marisa, Steph

>>9861545
Essential Shakespeare to be honest family

>>9861243
Damn man, I just planned on starting Malone Dies, I've already read Malloy.

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trevor or travis

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Philip, or
Alison

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there's bound to be a natasha who goes by "tash"

also george

I'm a femanon and i'm named after an old testament queen someone guess my name

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Here you go, Stanley.

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Evie
Stevie

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Daphne
Darrell
Olivia
Orson

>>9862316
How Jew-core is it? I only recently finished The Instructions.

>tfw I will never get called because I have a slavic name
>inb4 ivan or vlad

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>>9864292
ARTYOM

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I bet there's a Junior on here somewhere

never understood why that's so popular in America, for fathers to name their sons the same name as their own

>>9864398
>Artyom
Actually Bogdan.
Read it. Good book, but the original(Faust) was better.

>tfw uncommon black name.

It would literally be a miracle to see my name in here, yet I always look. Maybe I just enjoy suffering.

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>>9864483
I don't know if it'd be more painful whether to have an uncommon name and know it never turns up yet you always look

Or if you have a very common name that's English/euro-centric and nobody ever thinks to call it because it begins with O

either way, the struggle is real

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>>9864163
> an humble messenger
> an humble
> an

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David

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Khaled
Ahmed
Mohammad
Mahmoud
Aziz

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>>9864137
Esther

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Have fun, Brendan.

>>9864645

love you anon

>>9864545
I started it last year but didn't get very far. Guess it's a sign I should finish it

>>9861973
I've already read it though

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Elizabeth

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Catherine/Katherine/Kate/Cate/Cathy/Kathy/Katie/Katy/Caty/Cat/Kat and Charles/Charley/Charlie/Chas/Chaz (but not Chuck)

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Enjoy it, James.

http://www.malleusmaleficarum.org/

>>9860787
Cool, my name got called

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Shane?

>>9864498
owen: gravity's rainbow please.

>>9864545
Already read it

>>9861824
Sweet thanks, but I've been saving this guy for the end of the month.

>>9861973
already read this shit 7 years ago. Someone do another for Michael... please :)

>>9865813
Not Owen and I've already read GR
Thanks for trying though

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Hope you like it, Ana/Anna/ Anne!

Paul

>>9864124
jake?

because that is too coincidental for me.

>>9861243
How the fuck will I find this is Brazil?
Okay anon, I will try... I also wanted to start Beckett anyway...

>>9864070
As they should be.

>>9861569
awww poor roasty whore is excluded, let's all pay attention to this CUNT!!!!

>>9867164
lol you are mad on the internet

>>9867164
lol pathetic

>>9860787
thanks frendo

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Tara?

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Get to it, Daniel

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> mfw name thread

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Maria/Mario

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Time for some Epicurianism Zoe

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Sam

go get some life advice

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FUCK YOU VICTORIA FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

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>>9868797
I guess this fate? I am 21 and my name isn't all that common where I live.

Anyway, Nicholas
Learn the value of suffering

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>>9864292
>tfw Живкo
all the names wich have their etymology in the noun "life" (I think every culture has i'ts own, for italian Vito comes to mind)

Thomas Mann is a genius and this is his best work

>>9862741
fuck you now what?

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Cameron, go

>>9868823
Hey that's on my shelf!

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Michael
>maybe no one will notice I forgot the image

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Jess or Jessie

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Marshal

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>>9864498
Oliver?

>>9867164
Lmao nigga mad af lmao dude calm down chill n get th pussy

>>9869340
Yes! Thank you, anon! Alas I am now free! goofing aside I will find a copy of this, thanks anon

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Rachel

>>9861838
I will get to it as soon as I can

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>mfw my name is never posted
I'll give you a hint, it means John in Welsh. I haven't read a book in years, hit me with something good.

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>>9872297
Get fucked Evan.

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>>9864398
Not that guy, but fuck me silly senpai, I never thought I'd get called out. It's actually one of the few Russian authors I've been considering reading. I forgot how to read Russian though, so I'll look around for translations.

>>9860752
Anton, Sergei and Nikita

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>>9872329
Read the wikipedia, sounds good. Thanks anon

>>9872337
shit that's so cool that you're called Artyom

literally only posted it because it's the only thing I thought of because of Metro 2033

>>9868823
>name finally called
>was about to buy this anyway for my birthday soon
cool

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Todd.
Go read the Cyberiad. Now that I'm older, the humor feels a little reddit-tier, but it was still super fun.

>TFW my name is never picked
I'll give you a hint. I share a name with a male author and a female actress

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> no one posts the one of the most common names in the UK

Not Oliver or Jack

>Have one of the most popular millennial/gen z names
>Tfw never get called

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>>9873445
William?

This is for you and all the flower girls (Rose, Daisy, Lily, Maggie and the likes).

>>9865734
>Green replied, "I got the idea of Loving from a manservant in the Fire Service during the war. He was serving with me in the ranks, and he told me he had once asked the elderly butler who was over him what the old boy most liked in the world. The reply was: 'Lying in bed on a summer morning, with the window open, listening to the church bells, eating buttered toast with cunty fingers.' I saw the book in a flash."

now that's going on my list

>>9873489
Nope, but he is a Prince.

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>Name is a finnish localization of a saint's name
Will never be called

Ville and Otto get ducked

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Megan, Patrick

>pretty common name
>not once mentioned, ever

>>987344
I don't have a book for you Muhammad but I do feel bad for you that your name is Muhammad

>>9873468
What on earth is considered a gen z name, anon

Please tell me

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Eric/Erica