Hey people of /lit/ I had to write a short story and I just

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Hey people of /lit/

I had to write a short story and I just want to share it with you. Reactions welcome.

Little Joe was a cat. He lived in France and liked to eat baguette.

He got this strange taste in food when he was a small kitten. The rest of the litter showed ostracism towards him so he went exploring. He smelled something exciting. It was a piece of baguette. Someone probably dropped it. He was hungry so he listened to his prevalent instincts. That was the moment he fell in love with the taste of baguettes.

One day, he was walking in Paris and noticed an opulent bakery. “They must have some baguette in there” he thought. He walked in and saw a shelf full of baguettes. He got excited and tried to jump on that shelf. However, there was a glass window in front of the shelf he didn’t notice before jumping. When he hit the glass, his head buckled inwards. He fell on the ground. He started meowing loudly. This feeling was tantalizing. He was less than a meter away from his favourite food but couldn’t reach it.

Then a chinese man walked up to him and picked him up. “Maybe he will give me some baguettes” Joe thought. The chinese man took him home. He took Joe in his kitchen. Joe was delighted. He could already smell a nice loaf of baguette. The chinese man chopped Joe’s head off. His favourite food was baguette with freshly baked cat.