>You're approaching your girlfriend's dorm room when this guy steps out, unzips his pants and says over his shoulder "I better go before your MALIGNANTLY USELESS boyfriend turns up"
What do?
>>9847403
I actually wonder what Ligotti's sexual history is like. He seems so sterile and alienated from everyone and everything. Although, in an interview, he did mention that he self-medicated with hallucinogens when he was younger. If he ever casually indulged in sex, it would probably have been then.
>>9847403
>malignantly useless
>ergo obsolete
>evil is obsolescence
>first impulse is to murder both of them
>murder is evil
>it is congruous action
>i am evil
>kill them
>stand over their corpses
>cry tears of joy
>existential crisis is resolved
>>9847403
>steps out, unzips his pants
So he'll masturbate in the corridor?