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Morning, /lit/! I know this isn't the right place to advertise, but honestly I don't know where else to resort.
I am a man in his early 20s, set at the height of his physical capabilities and pressuming some degree of lucidity. After years of journeying through carefree dissipation and ever-growing disenchantment I am resolved to pursue my dreams.
Essentially I am looking for a woman. I am told there are a few loitering about the board so, in case this might concern you... here are the main prerrequisites. I need a girl with whom
.marry. it doesn't have to be an old-fashioned wedding or anything of that sort, not even ran through religious competences, but most definitively a symbolic ceremony of bondage; blood pacts apply
.work hard in the endeavour of my anarchoprimitivist vision, that is building a house, set up a neat orchard and a parcel for cows and chicken; which entails being prepared for isolation in the wild countryside
.have a heap of beautiful little children to alight our haven, but being very particular about their education (for instance home-schooling; for instance having sexual intercourse right in front of their cradles, so that they profit from a more natural approach to sexuality)
.remain loyal to Earth and Family to death, without detriment of playfulness and imagination; if any, our farm should be subject to the yin principle (Anima in Jungian terms)
Preferably (not compulsorily) you have to:
.have a beautiful soul, something unique or enthralling about you which elicits my adoration
.posess a kind of intellectual wakefulness, artistic sensibility; or be otherwise observant and caring
.condescend to dogs. I'm crazy about dogs
.not refuse to masturbate me with your feet
.embrace your inner child and exile druges and social conventions no matter how ingrained they are
.be crazy enough to join me in my adventure
So, if there's any girl remotely interested, a dubious thing nonetheless, feel free to post in this thread or contact me via Skype ([email protected]). If not, thanks for taking the time to read.
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>>9840438
>>/soc/
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>>9840445
Already was. Nothing there but monsters.
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>>9840454
>>/b/
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>>9840438
>work hard in the endeavour of my anarchoprimitivist vision, that is building a house, set up a neat orchard and a parcel for cows and chicken; which entails being prepared for isolation in the wild countryside
>.have a heap of beautiful little children to alight our haven, but being very particular about their education (for instance home-schooling; for instance having sexual intercourse right in front of their cradles, so that they profit from a more natural approach to sexuality)
>.posess a kind of intellectual wakefulness, artistic sensibility; or be otherwise observant and caring
Oh, my gosh. OP, this is so fucking lewd. To have sex in front of the kids? Will you all use tattered cloths too? Oh man, this is just like the plot of a doujin. I am kind ashamed, but this gimmes me the hardest boner. This fetishism is so hardcore I cant stop of thinking lewd stuff.
Oh man, I wish I was a girl, so I could be the "lucky" one.
This is so lewd...
I love it!
I likong this way too much...
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Interstellar levels of cringe right here. Your cringe went to Arcturus, the aliens there shot it right back, and now SETI is trying to figure out why the fuck an alien race would be so cringy.
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>>9840438
Would you be interesting in doing all that with a man, if it was possible? Just curious.
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