>Decide to read the Bible >I'm an atheist but it's

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>Decide to read the Bible
>I'm an atheist but it's surprisingly good
>Develop some theological ideas about god
>No one to discuss them with, so just think about them on my own
>Couple of weeks after I'm done reading it
>Walking to McDonald's to get myself some sweet burgers
>See Jehovah's Witness preaching and trying to recruit people
>Think nothing about it
>Go to McDonald's
>It's fucking closed for another 30 minutes
>Decide "fuck it" I'll go talk to him, at least I'll have someone to discuss theology with
>Talk a bit, mention some of my ideas, ask some questions
>He wants meet up later and talk
>Say sure, hopefully I won't get indoctrinated
>Meet up with him in a café some days later
>Be prepared
>Talk to him about the Bible, back up my ideas
>He is impressed, says in all his years he has never met anyone with the same views as me
>I think he's bullshitting just to seem friendly
>Keep talking anyway
>We go way past time
>Find out a couple of weeks later that he left his church, and is now banned from Jehovah's Witness meetings since he "denounced" his faith and adopted my ideas
>mfw I basically converted a Jehovah's Witness
>they now hate me