Does anyone have any writing hacks. Give me some of your prose

use semicolons instead of commas. Makes you look educated

>>9830681
And colons instead of semicolons: it makes for great flow and readability.

I end every single one of my stories with, "Cha Cha Cha"

>>9830668
Use clausulae

jc those legs

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>>9830668
>Does anyone have any writing hacks

>>9830727
Normal legs my guy

If your doing multiple POVs never do it on the most interesting character in the room. Half the fun is the audience trying to figure out what that character is thinking.

>>9830668
I think Jenny has become a little too mean lately.

>>9830993
Cute legs though, absolutely

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>>9830668
"Show, don't tell."

>>9831843
Don't fall for this meme.
I repeat, do NOT fall for this meme.

>>9830668
visualize what you're writing. comment on the colors of emotions and the viscosity of words

Get off of /lit/ and actually try writing.

>>9831819
came here to post this

No metaphors.

>>9830668
alcohol. and or drugs.

>>9830668
avoid tvtropes.

block it in your hosts file.

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>>9831150
OP: don't take advice from people who don't know the difference between "your" and "you're".

don't use apostrophes or quotation marks so everything feels more mysterious and ambiguous