I want a girl with a mind like Jared Diamond I want a girl who

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2017-07-30 03:46:26 Post No. 9824869
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Anonymous 2017-07-30 03:46:26 Post No. 9824869 [Report]

I want a girl with a mind like Jared Diamond
I want a girl who reads what’s best
I want a girl with editors that cut
And eyes that're water like Infinite Jest

I want a girl with the right allocations
Who reads Faust, and Burroughs, and B. Pasternak
She’s putting down her schoolery, she’s picking up Voltaire,
She starts with Aristophanes, and that Hellenian stack

I want a girl who owns Pynchon in a dust jacket

I want a girl who reads up early
(reads up early)
I want a girl who reads up late
(reads up late)
I want a girl with uninterrupted New Sincerity
(uninterrupted)
Who uses a machete to cut through pomo fakes

With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like William Gass
She reads Faust, and Burroughs, and B. Pasternak,
She starts with Aristophanes, and that Hellenian stack

I want a girl who owns Pynchon in a dust, dust jacket

Anonymous 2017-07-30 03:50:38 Post No.9824878
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Anonymous 2017-07-30 03:50:38 Post No.9824878 [Report]

>>9824869
>I want a girl with a mind like Jared Diamond
Most girls are delusional, shouldn't be difficult.

Anonymous 2017-07-30 04:00:39 Post No.9824913
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Anonymous 2017-07-30 04:00:39 Post No.9824913 [Report]

I saw a girl in the library today, a rather pretty girl, and she looked at me, and there was a flash when we made eye contact, and I looked away.

The end.

Anonymous 2017-07-30 04:03:13 Post No.9824930
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Anonymous 2017-07-30 04:03:13 Post No.9824930 [Report]

>>9824913
she wanted that you talk to her. She is not going to do it unless you do it. Some girls are like that, next time you see her (because probably you will at the same library) just go and talk about whatever you both are reading.

Anonymous 2017-07-30 01:24:06 Post No.9826427
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Anonymous 2017-07-30 01:24:06 Post No.9826427 [Report]

>>9824913
Epilogue. That flash, the magic. Only a pig would prolong it. Well done, anon.

Anonymous 2017-07-30 01:25:42 Post No.9826431
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Anonymous 2017-07-30 01:25:42 Post No.9826431 [Report]

lol good thread brother

Anonymous 2017-07-30 01:26:22 Post No.9826433
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Anonymous 2017-07-30 01:26:22 Post No.9826433 [Report]

>>9826431
um, i'm not your brother

Anonymous 2017-07-30 01:33:47 Post No.9826458
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Anonymous 2017-07-30 01:33:47 Post No.9826458 [Report]

When I was 13 and feeling sad after falling out with a Canadian boy I had a crush on my older cousin gave me the show Chuck on a thumbdrive alongside others so I could be more 'cultured'. My cousin's best friend was also the Canadian boy's older brother, and for some reason I relished hanging out with them.

Anonymous 2017-07-30 04:09:34 Post No.9826937
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Anonymous 2017-07-30 04:09:34 Post No.9826937 [Report]

>>9826458
>and for some reason
...
>houses are sliding in the mud
>rivers are raging in your blood
>where would i beeee
>without your love?

Anonymous 2017-07-30 05:22:48 Post No.9827306
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>>9826433
sister* ;)

Anonymous 2017-07-30 05:27:05 Post No.9827326
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>>9824869
>I want a girl with a mind like Jared Diamond

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