Alright let's get this straight: DOGE is pronounced DOAG,

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Alright let's get this straight:
DOGE is pronounced DOAG, hard O/hard G/
Why?
It's based on a racist asian-accent reading of the world or on how a dog would read it's species' name (assuming it could). The dog would not end the word with -EE (this is the cute, delusional interpretation) and he would not end it with with a J/soft-JUH. He would read it as it is, DEE OH JEE. His inability to differentiate/understand vowels is why the O is the letter he pronounces harshly.
Or like i said, it's how a dumb japanese guy would say dog.
fuck it just pisses me off when people call him DOH-JUH, DAWJ, or DOAGEE. Disgusting,