What's the most patrician literary reward? Obviously not

>>9814474
>What's the most patrician literary reward?
No, pic very much related.

>>9814474
Maybe the Neustadt International Prize for Literature.

>>9814481
75 % of the laureates are literally whos.

WHY?! WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME SO WITH THESE JEZEBELS? All I want to do is come here for an asexual experience that will exercise my brain but I am constantly titillated by these vixens with their prodigious hips and provocative figures. Can I never satiate this thirst, will I ever know the touch of a woman and enter between her loins? Will my seed ever drip from her moistened hole?

Life is a constant hell. No wonder I resent women too.

>>9814488
for you

>>9814489
Just don't care about sex at all, it makes life easier.

>>9814480
Correct. A part of me thinks 'sadly.'

mods better delete this file ebcause she is not even holding a book or something lit relevant
>>9814489
ayyy. you do this in every thread where there is a lightly clothed chick as pic

>>9815072
All I want is to hold a delicate heavenly female in my arms, goddammit. I want her vulnerability to be penetrated by my rock hard erection.

Her squealing my name, "oh Geoffrey!" as I fuck the farts out of her tight little assholes. She continues screaming "Geoffrey, oh Geoffrey! Your cock is so big! Much bigger than my last boyfriend Tyrone."

Post coitus we begin talking about it, "What happened to Tyrone?"
"oh, he just kind of vaporized one day..."

>>9815331
Why does she have multiple assholes? Did Tyrone tear her a new one prior?